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| Mattsnow | ||
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| Where I was spawned: Québec (aka Frozen wasteland) | ||
| Born: Ice age | ||
| Mental age: 2 days | ||
| Gender: Male | ||
| Habitat: Igloo | ||
| Maternal and Everyday Language: French | ||
| Political views: Terrifying | ||
Member since: 16 April, 2011
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= Featured on the front page!
Articles
- HowTo:Become an Assassin
with Leverage - Heaven's Gate Second best of the month!
- Bohemian Grove with Funnybony
- Doping in sports
- Boston Molasses Disaster
- Rand Paul
- UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning
- Boyfriend with Black Flamingo
- Mini-golf with Magic Man
- The 9-11 Commission Report
- MKULTRA
- HowTo:Train to look awesome! with Magic Man
- HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness!
- Door handle with Shabidoo
- Don King
- Mount Everest Disaster
- Herman Cain with Magic Man, Socky and Romartus
- Mexico tourism brochure Second best of the month!
- Steve Irwin
- UnRecipe: Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis with Oliphaunte
- Rick Santorum with Xamralco
- Resident Evil
- The Great Elephant Revolt of 2011
- Quebec City
- Krypton with Shabidoo
- Constitution of the United States (actual text) with Xamralco
- Tour de France with Lizbink Top 10 2014!
- Amazon: A survival story
- Peter Sagan
- Winter sports
- Nirvana with Xamralco Top 10 2014!
- The Last of Us
UnNews
- UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions
- UnNews:Boston wins Stanley Cup while sore losers destroy their city (sparked a shitstorm)
- UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies
- UnNews:Jack Layton passes away, even separatist Quebecers mourn
- UnNews:Trump: "Iran will have a nuke by 2167!"
- UnNews:Fox News uncovers Ron Paul's demonic past!
- UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away
- UnNews:There's 'gay' and then there's 'Oscar de la Hoya gay' - an editorial by Bill O'Reilly
- UnNews:Mitt Romney tired of flip-flopping accusations; decides to undergo brain surgery to forget last 15 years
- UnNews:US elections shaping up to be the most democratic train wreck mankind has ever seen
- UnNews:Iran attacks the US on American soil!
- UnNews:Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar
- UnNews:Our Great Leader Kim Jong-un brings even more prosperity to us glorious North Koreans
- UnNews:Montrealer fed up with strikers dismembers one
- UnNews:Debate over death penalty raging in Canada
- UnNews:Cannibalism becoming increasingly popular
- UnNews:Benny Hinn strongly opposes Obamacare
- UnNews:Uncharismatic cyclist wins Tour de France in boring fashion
- UnNews:London Olympics athletics report
- UnNews:Lance Armstrong endorsed by drugs company
- UnNews:Man killed by elephant he was trying to poach
- UnNews:US to invade Syria just to show it can
- UnNews:Cold wave hits Canada, global warming in doubt
- UnNews:Tour de France 2014 welcomes its share of broken bones
- UnNews:Wrestlemania 87 commentary LIVE!
- UnNews:Canada holds Parliament open doors day for Halloween
- UnNews:Canada's international reputation wreck found in the Arctic Ocean
Rewrites
- Québec
- George Carlin
- Nineteen Eighty-Four
- Earth's Children (best of the month, tied with 2)
WIP
- User:Mattsnow/awards
- User:Mattsnow/Immortal Technique
- User:Mattsnow/The Canadian Unity Debate
- User:Mattsnow/UnSignpost
- User:Mattsnow/Vince McMahon (with Oliphaunte)
- User:Mattsnow/UnNews about Ron Paul
- User:Mattsnow/World War II
- User:Mattsnow/Rammstein
- User:Mattsnow/UnNews
- User:Mattsnow/Floyd Mayweather
- User:Mattsnow/I'm so much better than you
Ideas
- Oscar de la Hoya
- User:Mattsnow/Alberto Contador
- An UnNews about the WWE
- User:Mattsnow/The London Beer Flood
- User:Mattsnow/Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)
- An Unpoetia rap sung by the NWO pundits
- User:Mattsnow/Oka crisis
- Another disgusting recipe, following the UnRecipe series
- An article about humility
- Bear Grylls (bury that fake piece of shit, rewrite)
- User:Mattsnow/Five Finger Death Punch
- User:Mattsnow/Tinnamen square massacre (check the spelling)
- User:Mattsnow/Federal Reserve
- Rammstein
- 2084
- Metallica
- User:Mattsnow/Nigerian Scam
- User:Mattsnow/Jerry Springer
- Article about the militarization of police (Bored boys and their expensive toys)
- User:Mattsnow/Arturo Gatti
Useful links or copy pasta stuff (because I'm too dumb to remember)
- User:Cajek/Pee
- User:Mattsnow/Pee Review
- Template:RecentUnNews
- {{Lead articles 2}}
- User:Mattsnow/pics
- User:Mattsnow/Welcome message
- User:Mattsnow/Talk page archives
- http://www.quantcast.com/uncyclopedia.wikia.com
- {{subst:User:Mattsnow/Welcome message}} ~~~~
- {{Uncyclopedia:Vandalism is pointless}}
- User:PuppyOnTheRadio/UnNews comp/judge signup
- User:Mattsnow/Pee Buddy judging
- User:Mattsnow/sig
- Forum:First Pee Buddy Awards!
Awards
Snowman of the month July 2011
Writer of the Month August 2011
Reviewer of the Month September 2011
Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2011
Magician of the month August 2011
World's Best Friend November 2011
Foolitzer Prize Winner February 2012
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