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| Mattsnow | ||
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| Where I was spawned: Québec (aka Frozen wasteland) | ||
| Born: Ice age | ||
| Mental age: 2 days | ||
| Gender: Male | ||
| Habitat: Igloo | ||
| Maternal and Everyday Language: French | ||
| Political views: Terrifying | ||
Member since: 16 April, 2011
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= Featured on the front page!
Articles
- HowTo:Become an Assassin
with Leverage - Heaven's Gate Second best of the month!
- Bohemian Grove with Funnybony
- Doping in sports
- Boston Molasses Disaster
- Rand Paul
- UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning
- Boyfriend with Black Flamingo
- Mini-golf with Magic Man
- The 9-11 Commission Report
- MKULTRA
- HowTo:Train to look awesome! with Magic Man
- HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness!
- Door handle with Shabidoo
- Don King
- Mount Everest Disaster
- Herman Cain with Magic Man, Socky and Romartus
- Mexico tourism brochure Second best of the month!
- Steve Irwin
- UnRecipe: Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis with Oliphaunte
- Rick Santorum with Xamralco
- Resident Evil
- The Great Elephant Revolt of 2011
- Quebec City
- Krypton with Shabidoo
- Constitution of the United States (actual text) with Xamralco
- Tour de France with Lizbink Top 10 2014!
- Amazon: A survival story
- Peter Sagan
- Winter sports
- Nirvana with Xamralco Top 10 2014!
- The Last of Us
UnNews
- UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions
- UnNews:Boston wins Stanley Cup while sore losers destroy their city (sparked a shitstorm)
- UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies
- UnNews:Jack Layton passes away, even separatist Quebecers mourn
- UnNews:Trump: "Iran will have a nuke by 2167!"
- UnNews:Fox News uncovers Ron Paul's demonic past!
- UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away
- UnNews:There's 'gay' and then there's 'Oscar de la Hoya gay' - an editorial by Bill O'Reilly
- UnNews:Mitt Romney tired of flip-flopping accusations; decides to undergo brain surgery to forget last 15 years
- UnNews:US elections shaping up to be the most democratic train wreck mankind has ever seen
- UnNews:Iran attacks the US on American soil!
- UnNews:Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar
- UnNews:Our Great Leader Kim Jong-un brings even more prosperity to us glorious North Koreans
- UnNews:Montrealer fed up with strikers dismembers one
- UnNews:Debate over death penalty raging in Canada
- UnNews:Cannibalism becoming increasingly popular
- UnNews:Benny Hinn strongly opposes Obamacare
- UnNews:Uncharismatic cyclist wins Tour de France in boring fashion
- UnNews:London Olympics athletics report
- UnNews:Lance Armstrong endorsed by drugs company
- UnNews:Man killed by elephant he was trying to poach
- UnNews:US to invade Syria just to show it can
- UnNews:Cold wave hits Canada, global warming in doubt
- UnNews:Tour de France 2014 welcomes its share of broken bones
- UnNews:Wrestlemania 87 commentary LIVE!
- UnNews:Canada holds Parliament open doors day for Halloween
- UnNews:Canada's international reputation wreck found in the Arctic Ocean
Rewrites
- Québec
- George Carlin
- Nineteen Eighty-Four
- Earth's Children (best of the month, tied with 2)
WIP
- User:Mattsnow/awards
- User:Mattsnow/Immortal Technique
- User:Mattsnow/The Canadian Unity Debate
- User:Mattsnow/UnSignpost
- User:Mattsnow/Vince McMahon (with Oliphaunte)
- User:Mattsnow/UnNews about Ron Paul
- User:Mattsnow/World War II
- User:Mattsnow/Rammstein
- User:Mattsnow/UnNews
- User:Mattsnow/Floyd Mayweather
- User:Mattsnow/I'm so much better than you
Ideas
- Oscar de la Hoya
- User:Mattsnow/Alberto Contador
- An UnNews about the WWE
- User:Mattsnow/The London Beer Flood
- User:Mattsnow/Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)
- An Unpoetia rap sung by the NWO pundits
- User:Mattsnow/Oka crisis
- Another disgusting recipe, following the UnRecipe series
- An article about humility
- Bear Grylls (bury that fake piece of shit, rewrite)
- User:Mattsnow/Five Finger Death Punch
- User:Mattsnow/Tinnamen square massacre (check the spelling)
- User:Mattsnow/Federal Reserve
- Rammstein
- 2084
- Metallica
- User:Mattsnow/Nigerian Scam
- User:Mattsnow/Jerry Springer
- Article about the militarization of police (Bored boys and their expensive toys)
- User:Mattsnow/Arturo Gatti
Useful links or copy pasta stuff (because I'm too dumb to remember)
- User:Cajek/Pee
- User:Mattsnow/Pee Review
- Template:RecentUnNews
- {{Lead articles 2}}
- User:Mattsnow/pics
- User:Mattsnow/Welcome message
- User:Mattsnow/Talk page archives
- http://www.quantcast.com/uncyclopedia.wikia.com
- {{subst:User:Mattsnow/Welcome message}} ~~~~
- {{Uncyclopedia:Vandalism is pointless}}
- User:PuppyOnTheRadio/UnNews comp/judge signup
- User:Mattsnow/Pee Buddy judging
- User:Mattsnow/sig
- Forum:First Pee Buddy Awards!
Awards
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Noob of the Moment May 2011 |
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Snowman of the month July 2011 |
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Writer of the Month August 2011 |
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Reviewer of the Month September 2011 |
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Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2011 |
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Magician of the month August 2011 |
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World's Best Friend November 2011 |
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Foolitzer Prize Winner February 2012 |
| Steel Kidney |
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| P.E.E.I.N.G. |