Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 16

April 16: 42nd Josef Stalin Appreciation Day (World)

• 1560 BC - Moses forgets to take his schizophrenia pills and begins to hear voices. He takes off from Ur, resulting in all of modern humanity's problems.
• 1855 - Abraham and Mary Todd Lincoln enjoy a night of mad passionate love.
• 1878 - Joseph Stalin (Pictured) is born. Baby Hitler shudders in his Baby Hitler dreams.
• 1934 - Eleanor Roosevelt uncharacteristically enjoys a hotdog.
• 1943 - The first "Annual Miss Stalin-Look-Alike" contest is held in the Soviet Union; Joseph Stalin wins unanimously.
• 1953 - Desi Arnaz slaps Lucille Ball, calling her an "estupit beach" on national television.
• 1991 - US federal law passed forbidding driving while spreading cream cheese on a bagel.
• 2006 - The Queen of England decrees that all Australians must wear cork underpants.
• 2011 - Encyclopedia Dramatica sadly returns within 2 days of its death.

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