Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 6

April 6: Arson Wednesday (New Zealand)

612 - Arab popstar Mohammed declares he is "more popular than Jesus now."
1522 - Mary had a little lamb. Yankee Doodle claims to be father.
1593 - John Greenwood, English Congregationalist, hanged. His last words: "Get this fucking rope off of me!"
1935 - AT&T formed. Its first disgruntled customer is created moments later.
1955 - Hell freezes over, Devil forced to skate to work.
1974 - ABBA wins Eurovision, marking the beginning of the Mamma Mia Invasion.
1985 - Video games are first cited as a precursor to juvenile delinquency.
1994 - Kurt Cobain's attempt to win a posthumous Grammy backfires tragically.
1999 - Chinese Democracy is released and subsequently pulled off shelves after the U.S. Government denies reports of its existence.

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