Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 13

April 13: National Falling Down The Stairs Day (United States)

• 1 AD - Jesus Christ and the Buddha form the seminal gangster rap duo, Shakyamuni and the JC.
• 1597 - The first Yo mamma joke: "Thy moth'r wast so bacon-fed those gents did need a tree to pierce her maidenhead."
• 1984 - Ingsoc releases minitrue-approved rap artist "Doubleplus Hardcore", is disbanded after recording song Fuck Tha Thoughtpolice.
• 1985 - The Space Shuttle Challenger is dubbed "Unexplodable" by NASA at a news conference.
• 1997 - Tiger Woods becomes the youngest player to win the Masters Tournament by getting a hole in one in every round that he has played.
• 2009 - Popular webcomic Homestuck gets created, eventually creates a fandom full of teen angsty emos that will doom the Internet for the rest of its lifespan.
• 2010 - EU demands cash from Iceland. Iceland sends ash, Europe buggered for weeks.

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