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This page is a member of the Uncyclopedia Timeline. If an event isn't listed in the timeline, it most likely happened.
Represented here are the time periods from January to December 1997.
International Year of the International Years
January
- 10- Dow hits a world high 26.5 percent on the newest stock market game.
- 17- The United States space shuttle joins Russia's space station.
February
- 3- US, UK and France agree to freeze Germany ruler Adolf Hitler and his gold loot.
- 5- O.J. Simpson was found liable in a case.
March
- 19- Heavens Gate was called for a mass suicide.
April
- 8- US Appeals Court upholds California ban on affirmative action.
June
- 26- J.K. Rowling published her first Harry Potter book.
July
- 1- Hong Kong gives the UK a big fat V-sign and storms out. It is later found living in a Chinese opium den.
- 28- Mike Tyson bite some crazy guy's ear off.
August
- 11- Bill Clinton exercises for the first time this year.
- 14- The person known for the Oklahoma bombing was sentenced to death.
- 31- Princess Diana was killed in a car crash.
September
- 5- Mother Teresa was found dead after living for a thousand years.
- 17- Swiss are going to pay to Holocaust guards.
November
- 12- Two people were convicted in the World Trade Center bombing.
December
- 13- The European Union plans to admit six nations.
- 19- The Titanic sinks again on its 3 hour journey with Jack and Rose.