1997

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International Year of the International Years

January

  • 10- Dow hits a world high 26.5 percent on the newest stock market game.
  • 17- The United States space shuttle joins Russia's space station.

February

  • 3- US, UK and France agree to freeze Germany ruler Adolf Hitler and his gold loot.
  • 5- O.J. Simpson was found liable in a case.

March

April

  • 8- US Appeals Court upholds California ban on affirmative action.

June

July

  • 1- Hong Kong gives the UK a big fat V-sign and storms out. It is later found living in a Chinese opium den.
  • 28- Mike Tyson bite some crazy guy's ear off.

August

  • 11- Bill Clinton exercises for the first time this year.
  • 14- The person known for the Oklahoma bombing was sentenced to death.
  • 31- Princess Diana was killed in a car crash.

September

  • 5- Mother Teresa was found dead after living for a thousand years.
  • 17- Swiss are going to pay to Holocaust guards.

November

December

  • 13- The European Union plans to admit six nations.
  • 19- The Titanic sinks again on its 3 hour journey with Jack and Rose.