Swiss
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The word Swiss is very similar to the Anglo-Swahili word Swizz. It is reputed that if you say the word "Swizz" softly and sensuously to yourself (like a love song whispered into your ear by a Nubian princess), while rubbing your armpits gingerly (like someone who has used deodorant which is far too strong), it will cure even the most malodorous case of gout.
It might refer to:
- An untraceable bank account.
- A type of hole, noted for its roundness and vacuity. First discovered by Heidi.
- Pretend Italians.
- Pretend French.
- Pretend Germans.
- Retro-Romansh.
- Real Romansh (Actually, there are more Muslims living there).
- Suburb of Basel.
- Swiss people
- The greatest naval fleet ever known to gnome-kind.
(Not necessarily in that order)
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