- UnNews finally able to write obituaries for Shaft, Bull and Chandler
- Will Barbenheimer beat JigSaw in his own game? (Pictured)
- SAG-AFTRA ends strike to allow GOP candidates to act like clowns
- Martin Scorsese discovers Britney Spears Email song
- UnNews explains new hashtag to BBC
- Michael Gambon reincarnated as Bonnie Wright's baby
- Newsom picks Mississippi-born Maryland resident to be California senator
- Writers strike ENDS!!!
- Blackdick removed from Saw X
- Bar fight breaks out at formal dinner party
- Kevin Spacey FULLY ACQUITTED!!!
- Twitter bird has ceased to be!
- SAG-AFTRA on strike: Where are the B-listers?
- Pat Sajak retiring from Wheel of Fortune, Vanna says, "GIV_ M_ A RAIS_!"
- Vladimir Putin assassinated by Carrie Mathison
- Singer Tina Turner dies at 83
- Sweden wins Eurovision, Loreen becomes first artist to win twice since Johnny Logan
- Uncyclopedia writers on strike!
Ongoing: Hollywood on strike · Russian Invasion · ABBA
Recent deaths: The bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2 · Marty Krofft · Henry Kissinger · Shane MacGowan · Sandra Day O'Connor · George Santos's political career
Upcoming deaths: Kris Kristofferson · Jimmy Carter · Vladimir Putin