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"The tastiest fries you'll ever taste! Also they're actually McDonalds fries"

• Donald Trump enlists former NFL problem child Antonio Brown, introduces Trump Fries (Pictured)
• Fire-type Pokémon Typhlosion faced with rampant sexual harrasment charges
• 10 out of 9 people unable to use a number line
• David Duke endorses Jill Stein, claims Trump "not racist enough"
• Doctor: Kamala Harris not elderly white man with dementia
• Rapper and rapist Sean "P. Diddler" Combs admits to baby oil addiction
• Joe Biden "accidentally" endorses Trump on Instagram
• Lon Chaney and son endorse Kamala Harris
• Lucy makes surprise appearance in fighting video game
  • And on SNL!
• 16 Takeaways on why news stories these days are dominated by takeaways
• Florida Man tries and fails to get Trump shot again. Nobody cares this time, not even Trump.
• Ukraine finally plays its Uno Reverse card against Russia

Ongoing: Russian Invasion • Israel-Hamas conflict • United States presidential election • NFL season • World Series
Recent deaths: Kris Kristofferson • John Ashton • Rafael Nadal's tennis career • Liam Payne • The chances of a One Direction reunion • The New York Yankees' World Series appearance drought • Yahya Sinwar
Upcoming deaths: Vladimir Putin • Kate Middleton • Your fantasy football team's playoff chances • Noam Chomsky • Google as a monopoly • Fútbol season • Coldplay