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Butts and peckers? Is this the Evening News with Beavis & Butthead?

• Sir Mix-A-Lot column: Women with big butts smarter, healthier
• David Pecker picked a pic of Bezos's pecker (Pictured)
• Theresa May's plan to solve the Brexit backstop enters a new final phase
• Israeli megastar Netta releases her second single
• Weird Al Removes R. Kelly parody from streaming
• Editorial note: Fakelogo template
• Sesame Street finally realizes it's on HBO
• Beto O'Rourke puts finishing touches on 2020 Presidential concession speech
• Roman Catholic Church canonizes Frosty the Snowman as a divine being
• Studies show clinical depression at an all-time low
• Trump news roundup: Plea deals, felonies, and a little girl dies in Border Patrol
• Santa Claus now "probably about a four" on the Kinsey scale
• Whirlpool Galaxy files restraining order against Neil deGrasse Tyson
• Jeff Bezos caught stuffing old fat dude into his trunk
• Trump releases abhorrent holiday stimulus package
• George H.W. Bush dies: Best and worst of his life
• Murphy Brown revival not cancelled, (Dan Quayle joke withheld in light of recent events)