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"Gimme a B flat, Jack."

• Thanksgiving is cancelled (again)
• Trump urges Van Helsing: STOP THE COUNT! (Pictured)
• Joe Biden wins, CNN calls it "fake news"
• Dewey defeats Kanye
• Dollar Tree shit smear mystery solved
• Anti-maskers ignore Halloween
• Facemasks are a conspiracy by Silver Shamrock
• This week's horoscopes!
• UnNews remembers Eddie Van Halen
• Mr. Krabs's tax returns released
• Trump has the hoax virus
• CDC recommends eating boogers
• Kanye West talks about Rolling Stone's new 500 Greatest Albums list
• Joe Biden to remake The Mask
• Middle Eastern journalists cannot wait for the 9/11 20th anniversary
• Biden being controlled by Dark Shadows
• Conways take political break in order to watch Urkel reruns
• Satanic heavy metal drummer becomes born-again Christian
• Trump's vocabulary reaches 50 words
• Van Morrison's brain dies of COVID-19
• Trump attacks derpy pony
• US replaces SATs with CAPTCHA
• Q announces peace between Q's and Q
• Biden announces dead wrestler Kamala as running mate
• Biden selects Strong Woman as running mate
• UnNews remembers Ennio Morricone
• Supreme Court to David Byrne: "This is not your beautiful wife"
• The Big Bang Theory pulled for being pizza-face
• Your favorite show is renewed for 9th season
• The Police shorten band name to "The" over controversy
• TV's Cops cancelled 25 years too late
• Pink Floyd killed by coronavirus
• Kalifornische Beamte erklären das Ego von Elon Musk für wesentlich
• Trump declares COVID-19 a terrorist organization
• Your cat's gonna kill you
• Christof from The Truman Show dies aged 74