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"Oh, don't worry about that," Trumpman says. "Elon was working on it from February to March, before we... before he and President Trump had that nasty falling out over that One Big Beautiful Bill. I'm so disappointed in Elon. But the Cybertruck is a nice vehicle, especially when it doesn't explode."
The Trumpmobile isn't much different from a regular Cybertruck, but it does go 200 miles per hour, can get you out of speeding tickets, and even features a urinal.
Naturally, Musk stormed onto 𝕏 to accuse Trump of trying to bankrupt the States faster it takes one Tesla Cybertruck to detonate in front of a condominium skyscraper, imparting his intention to vie against the Annoying Orange himself in the 2028 general election as head honcho of the freshly minted and baked "Porky Pig Party", a deliberately alliterative counterpoint designed to underscore the folly of the Big Beautiful Bill.
"Democrats are so dumb, and Republicans are too, and honestly, the whole two-party thing is just prehistoric nonsense", Musk stated in a livestream broadcast from a Cybertruck slowly circling some random pig farm in Texas. "So I figured, what America needs isn't left or right; it's a party that stutters, goes commando, and isn't afraid to throw some crispy bacon into the political grease. If we’re crashing, might as well do it squealing loud".
LISTEN THE FUCK UP, YOU AREN'T GONNA WANT TO MISS THIS ADDRESS TO THE CITY FOLK. BECAUSE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WITH BIOLOGICAL EVILDOERS SUCH AS THE SCOUNDREL IN QUESTION, THE FATE OF YOUR LIVES DEPENDS ON IT!
AT AROUND 10:60 AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING WE GOT SOME REPORTS OF THE WATERHOLE BEING POISONED!!! BEPLAGUED, I TELL YOU! INFECTED WITH A HARMFUL SUBSTANCE! THE WATERHOLE'S WATER IS NO LONGER SAFE FOR YOUR TONGUES NOR YOUR LUNGS!