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Twitter is an internet product, with a large fan-base of "twits", who disperse information in very small text packets, known as tweets. It may be the saddest thing since bereavement, but there are literally thousands of people keeping their friends up to date with their every bowel movement. The users tell their "friends" everything.
Example: I walked on the beach.
The truth: Your friend doesn't NEED to know this.
Reason: Your friend doesn't care.

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Twitter-logo.png 27 Sep 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

There is no God but Muhammad and Allah is his prophet

Twitter-logo.png 24 Sep 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Happy old year

Twitter-logo.png 19 Sep 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

We found a copy of Super Mario and destroyed it.

Twitter-logo.png 15 Sep 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

We are ded

Twitter-logo.png 1 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Trying to find next version of #blogging. twitpic.com/gfdfg45g

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Twitter-logo.png 2 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore

Twitter-logo.png 3 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.

Twitter-logo.png 4 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?

Twitter-logo.png 5 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Have to poop.

Twitter-logo.png 6 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

pooped.

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It's like a dream come true!
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Twitter-logo.png 7 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the oven.twitpic.com/ae74gr5do

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Twitter-logo.png 8 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

@StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry

Twitter-logo.png 9 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging?

Twitter-logo.png 11 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I.

Twitter-logo.png 12 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port.

Twitter-logo.png 13 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle is visiting!

Twitter-logo.png 13 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.

Twitter-logo.png 14 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Never blinking always staring.

Twitter-logo.png 16 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

I need: more #goldfish flavored crackers

Twitter-logo.png 16 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

#Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* twitpic.com/ae8f0jo

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Twitter-logo.png 17 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential.

Twitter-logo.png 17 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll.

Twitter-logo.png 20 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets.

Twitter-logo.png 20 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.

Twitter-logo.png 21 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. twitpic.com/ae74576o

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Twitter-logo.png 22 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans.

Twitter-logo.png 23 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted tinyurl.com/AsP15xY

Twitter-logo.png 23 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here tinyurl.com/AsP15x8

Twitter-logo.png 23 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again.

Twitter-logo.png 25 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.

Twitter-logo.png 25 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow. twitpic.com/ae74f44do

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#twitbook #Facebook #myface #socialernetwork #defacebook #space @dsoprano @valleygurl @DJones @GeorgeP @McElroy @Examtime @Arkboi @Odysseus @OBLaden #X
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