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Hobbies[edit | edit source]

iPods, weB Blooginf, cribbin' (holla at my homies!), lollin wit deliri, OH AND I ABSOULTULY LOVE MUSIC! IT IS LIKE MY CRACK!! poetry friends (word Alesha!)By the way, LEAVE ME COMMENTSS AND I WILL TRY MY BEST TO LEAVE YOU SOME I PROMISE!!!!

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Music Interests[edit | edit source]

I have a lot of favorite bands but these are just a few:<z> 30 SECONDS TO MARS,
i 36 CRAZY FISTS,
a ABANDONED POOLS,
m ABRASIVE WHEELS,
a THE ACADEMY IS...,
a ACCEPTANCE,
p ACE TROUBLESHOOTER,
e ACROSS FIVE APRILS,
ACTION,
ADAIR,
ADELPHI,
THE ADDICTS,
ANAL SURRENDER,
ADOLESCENTS,
THE ADVERTS,
AFI,
AFTER THE TRAGEDY,
AGAINST ALL AUTHORITY,
AGAINST ME!,
AGENT 5 / 9,
AGENT 51,
AGENT FELIX,
AGENT ORANGE,
AGNOSTIC FRONT,
AIDEN,
THE A.K.A.S,
AKON,
ALESANA,
ALEXISONFIRE,
ALKALINE TRIO,
ALICE'S SPACESUIT,
ALL,
ALL THAT'S LEFT,
ALL TIME LOW,
THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS,
ALLI WITH AN I,
ALLISTER,
AMAZING TRANSPARENT MAN,
AMBER PACIFIC,
AMBRY,
AMEN,
AMERICAN HI-FI,
AMERICAN NIGHTMARE,
AMERICAN STEEL,
THE TORTURED WAILING OF DELIRI,
ANADIVINE,
ANATOMY OF A GHOST,
ANBERLIN,
AND YOU WILL KNOW US BY THE TRAIL OF DEAD,
ANGELIC UPSTARTS,
ANGELS AND AIRWAVES,
ANGRY AMPUTEES,
ANGRY SAMOANS,
ANN BERETTA,
ANNIVERSARY,
ANTI-HEROS,
ANTIDOTE,
ANTI-FLAG,
ANTIFREEZE,
ANTI-NOWHERE LEAGUE,
ANTISCHISM,
ANTISECT,
ANTISKEPTIC,
ANTON MINK,
APOLOGY FEST,
THE AQUABATS,
ARMOR FOR SLEEP,
ARMY OF FRESHMEN,
ARROGANT SONS OF BITCHES,
AS ADVERTISED,
AS CITIES BURN,
AS FRIENDS RUST,
ASH,
ASSORTED JELLY BEANS,
THE ASSHOLES,
THE ASSHOLE EMO KIDS,
AT THE DRIVE-IN,
THE ATARIS,
ATOM AND HIS PACKAGE,
ATTAQUE 77,
AUDIO KARATE,
AUGUST PREMIER,
AUS ROTTEN,
AUTHORITY ZERO,
THE AUTOMATIC,
AUTOPILOT OFF,
AVAIL,

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AVOID ONE THING,
AVRIL LAVIGNE,
AWAY FROM HERE,
BAD ASTRONAUT,
BAD BRAINS,
THE BALLAD BASTARDS,
BALZAC,
BANE,
BATTALION OF SAINTS,
BAYSIDE,
BEAR VS. SHARK,
BEATSTEAKS
BEAUTIFUL MISTAKE, THE,
BEDlight for blueEYES,
BEFORE TODAY,
BEGINNINGS END, A,
BEHIND CRIMSON EYES,
BELOVED (US),
BELTONES, THE,
BELVEDERE
BENJAMINS, THE,
BENTON FALLS,
BERLIN PROJECT, THE
BEST INTEREST,
BEST KEPT SECRET,
BETTER OFF,
BETWEEN HOME AND SERENITY
BIG CITY DREAMS
BIG D AND THE KIDS TABLE
BIGWIG
BIKINI KILL
BILLY BRAGG
BILLY TALENT
BLACK HALOS, THE
BLACK MARIA, THE
BLACKFIRE
BLAME IT ON RIO
BLANKS 77
BLATZ
BLED, THE
BLEED THE DREAM
BLINDSIDE
BLINK 182
BLITZ
BLOOD BROTHERS, THE
BLOOD FOR BLOOD
BLUE SKIES AT WAR
BLUR
BOB SMITH
BODYJAR
BOMBING NEVERLAND,
BOMBS OVER PROVIDENCE
BORN AGAINST
BOTCH
BOTTOM LINE
BOWLING FOR SOUP
BOX CAR RACER
BOY SETS FIRE
BOYS NIGHT OUT
BRACKET
BRAID
BRAIN FAILURE
BRAND NEW
BRANDTSON
BRAZIL
BREAK THE SILENCE
BREAKING BENJAMIN
BRIEFS, THE
BRIGGS, THE
BRIGHT EYES
BROADWAYS, THE
BRODIE
BRONX, THE
BRUISERS, THE
BUCK-O-NINE
BUENO
BURNING HEADS
BURNS OUT BRIGHT
BUSINESS, THE
BUTTHOLE SURFERS
BUZZCOCKS
CADILLAC BLINDSIDE
CALDERA
CALIBRETTO 13
CAPDOWN
CARDINAL SIN
CAREER SOLDIERS
CARTEL
CARRY ON
CASEY JONES
CASUALTIES, THE
CATCH 22
CAUTERIZE
CEREMONY
CHANGE OF PACE, A
CHANNEL 3
CHAOS U.K.
CHASING VICTORY
CHEAP SEX
CHIODOS
CHIODOS BROS., THE
CHIXDIGGIT!
CHOKE
THE CHOADS IN STEREO
CHOKING VICTIM
CIRCA SURVIVE
CIRCLE TAKES THE SQUARE
CITY AND COLOUR
CLASH, THEv CLIT 45
CLOSET MONSTER
COCK SPARRER
COCKNEY REJECTS
CODE, THE
CODENAME: ROCKY
COHEED AND CAMBRIA
COLISEUM
COMBAT 84
COMEBACK KID
COMMON RIDER
COMPLETE CONTROL
CONFLICT
CONSUMED
CONTINGENCY PLAN, THE
CONVERGE
COPELAND
CORETTA SCOTT
COUNT THE STARS
COUNTERFIT
CRACK ROCK STEADY SEVEN
CRAMPS, THE
CRAIG'S BROTHER
CRASS
CRIME DESIRE
CRIME IN STEREO
CRO MAGS
CROWNED KING
CRUCIFIX
CRUISERWEIGHT
CRUSH LUTHER,
CRYSTAL CASTLES
CRYSTAL TEARS
CURSIVE
CUTTHROAT KISS, A
D4, THE
DAG NASTY
DAMNED, THE
DAMONE
DAN ADNRIANO
DANCE HALL CRASHERS
DANGER TO THE SYSTEM
DAPHNE LOVES DERBY
DARKBUSTER
DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL
DAY AT THE FAIR, A
DAY IN THE LIFE, A
DAY TO REMEMBER, A
DAYCARE SWINDLERS
DAYGLO ABORTIONS
DAYS AWAY
DAYS LIKE THESE
D.B.S.
DEAD BOYS
DEADMAU5
DEAD MILKMEN
DEAD POETIC
DEADLINE
DEAR WHOEVER
DEATH BY STEREO
DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE
DECIDING TONIGHT
DEFIANCE
DEGENERATES, THE DENVER HARBOR
DESA
DESAPARECIDOS
DESCENDENTS
DESPISED ICON,
DESTRUCTION MADE SIMPLE
DEVIATES
DEVILLE
DEVOTCHKAS
D.I.
DICKIES, THE
DIE RADIO DIE
DIE TRYING
DIESEL BOY
DIFFUSER
DIGGER
DILLINGER FOUR
DINGEES, THE
DISCHARGE
DISCOUNT
DISTILLERS, THE
DISTORTED PENGUINS
DISTURBANCE
DISTURBED,
DIVISION OF LAURA LEE
DIVIT
D.O.A.
DOGWOOD
DON'T LOOK DOWN
DONKEY PUNCH
DONNAS, THE
DONOTS
DOOMRIDERS
DOWN BY LAW
DOWN TO EARTH APPROACH
DRAKE
D.R.I.
DREAM THEATER! (LOLERZS THEY'RE SOL GR8 EEVEN THO I DNT GET IT?)
DRIVE, THE
DRIVING EAST
DUCKY BOYS
DWARVES
DYNAMITE BOY
DYNAMITE HACK
EARLY NOVEMBER, THE
EDNA'S GOLDFISH
ELEANORS FAULT
ELECTROCUTES
ELEMENT 101
ELEVEN MINUTES AWAY
ELLIOTT
EMANUEL
EMBRACE
EMERY
EMMA
EMPIRE STATE GAMES
ENDLESS STRUGGLE
ENDOR
ENEMY YOU
EPOXIES, THE
ESTRELA
EVE 6
EVERGREEN TERRACE
EVERY TIME I DIE
EXIT, THE
EXPELLED, THE
EXPLOITED, THE
EXPLOSION, THE
EYELINERS, THE
F-MINUS
F-TIMMI
F-UPS, THE
FABULOUS DISASTER
FACE TO FACE
FACTION
FAIRWEATHER
FALCON, THE
FALL OF TROY, THE
FALL OUT CHOAD
FALL OUT BOY
FAR FROM HEROES
FARSE
FEABLE WEINER
FEAR
FEAR BEFORE THE MARCH OF FLAMES
FEELING LEFT OUT
FELL FAR BEHIND
FENIX TX
FERGIE
FIFTEEN
FIGHT, THE
FILMMAKER
FINCH
FINDING WESTERLY
FINGER ELEVEN
FIVE IRON FRENZY
FIVE KNUCKLE
FLASHLIGHT BROWN
FLATLINERS, THE
FLING 10
FLOGGING MOLLY
FLUX OF PINK INDIANS
FM STATICv FONZIE
FOOLPROOF
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLYv FOR FELIX
FORCES OF EVIL, THE
FORECAST, THEv FORGOTTEN, THE
FORGOTTEN REBELS FORMAT, THEv FROM ASHES RISE
FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES
FROM FIRST TO LAST
THE FRONT RUNNER,
THE FRUSTRATORS,
FUCKED UP,
FUGAZI,
FULLBLAST,
THE FULLY DOWN
, FUNERAL DRESS,
FUNERAL FOR A FRIE
ND,
FURTHER SEEMS FOREVER,
FUTURE PRIMITIVE, MARI
LYN MANSON, MARY MAG
DALAN,
MATCH AND MIX,
MATCHBOX 20,
MATCHBOX ROMANCE,
ME AND MY BRO,
MICHELLE DUMAS, vMIKKEL,
MIX AND MATCH, MONE
Y TRAIN, MOTER,

MUSE, MY C
HEMICAL ROMANCE,
MY TRAGIC ENDING,Thousand Foot Krutch Reli
ent K Rise Aga
inst Senses Fail
SKRILLEX
This Beautiful
Republic UNDEROATH


... and more this is only 1/64th of my list :p

My personal![edit | edit source]

Status: Single lol!!!11

Sex: Yes pwease.;)

Here for: Dating, Friends, Cybersex, Being hunted down and killed by an internet stalker posing as a hawt teen

Orientation: ORAl Sexorz. but onli if ur hjaot <3

Body type: 5" 5' / Fat / fcuked up beyond recognition

Ethnicity: White POWER RULFZ / Cockasian

Religion: like evanglicle cristian and pagan n athest an n angostik and satnist shit yo??!1?/////

Zodiac Sign: im da archer dude YEA BOEWLS ND AROUZ lolololololz!!!!!!

Smoke / Drink: yuperdupaz / YES!!!!!111

Education: Hi Skool stil fresh men ^_^

Kids: FUCK NO!!!12!

Income: 43789257984327985478 dolla billz

Editors Note: If you read this entire page you have no life, plain and simple.

Occupation: MUTHA EFFING PIMP!!!!111

MY EXTENDED NETWORK INFLATED 2 THE SIZE of  A BALLOOOEN AND ITS EXPLODING WITH MAGGOTS AND CATPISSSPERMONAKEYBOARD

About me: So The Names [insert name here] Im fourteen i can be a very jealous person i feed on attention I gr3w up in the GH3TTO southsid3 of CHi TOWN (luv U h0m13ssS!11! sho yo ChI T0WN Pr1d3!!) Im Single Im complicated Im kwite the sk11led ninja. like saSUKAI frum narooto. I party. I h8 labelz!!11 Im loud wild werid and sometimes shy sports are the best I LUV EMO BOIIZ<333332 Dont underestimate me I dont really care what you think, i dont live to please you. get over it Im sometimes wayy outspoken.. the truth hurts.. sorie. i try to live for the moment. I love meeting new people Talk to Me <3 AIM- xxxxcutiepie4uxxxx BTW MY CHEMICLE ROMNACE N AVENGD SEVNEFOLDE SAVD MI LYFE EVEN THO I WASNT RILLY SUISIDAL IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!11 o and IF UR A CHAV OR PREP GET TEH FUKK OFF MI PAGE

Tuesday[edit | edit source]

God the hole world seems such a lonely and bleak place, like sa lonely penny on a fountain floor. Sometimes I wish I could just float away, and not have ot put up with JERKS and ASSHOLES who bitch all the timeabout my hair or my cloths. GOTH$EVA!!! EAT DELIRI!!111 Like yeah daz beeyatches chill-axes for rillll!!! Im so dope an da shiyt for real foo so i give a crapp of this worldsie! i had the best sex last night ever, it was my first male experience it was amazing (L) ! love you alll ! ! ! x x x x x

Wednesday[edit | edit source]

I'm really weird and wild and crzy and mstyrious and sly and cte and some tmes shy but I can be cewl when i need to and I'm not to worried about bein dorky because: i'm sssssssssssssssssssss-exy! dis myspace made with thomas' myspace editor 5.32! OH YEUH

Self Indulgence Rocks[edit | edit source]

love i know you do it rocksss!!!.com Take my personality to test to see if you find your if intresed in me ;) <3<3<#,#<3<#<3,3<3<3< tee hee.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I WANNA BE TWIZZLERS INSTAED!!!! STUPID QUIZ LOL!!!

Heres a Pome I like and wrote for my boyfriend.

My Heart is like a tender soul, The river of my love flows downward, toward your sea of warm spunk.

Lov Ya Lotz!

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Thursday[edit | edit source]

w00h00 I showed the Pome to my BF and he liked it!!!!!! we watched a movie all night and had sex afterwards LOL HAHAHA ILJA I FUCKED MY BABY BEFORE YOU DID!!!!

Friday[edit | edit source]

Heres: a list of the bands I LIKE; lots of punk, some metal, rock, pop, pop rock, r&b, some classic rock, 80's hair metal, i wont list all the bands i like but heres some: Green day, pink floyd, gogol bordello, the buzzhorn, boys night out, my chemical romance, mxpx, fall out boy, slipknot, against me!, the cure, rob zombie, trapt, chevelle, sum 41, godsmack, queens of the stone age, stereotyperider, hot water music, mxpx, reggie and the full affect, janes addiction, disturbed, soad, the unseen, the casualties, street dogs, ozzy, def leppard, motley crue, poison, the kinks, nin, weezer, white zombie, ok go, the hives, beck, Franz Ferdinand, lit, faith no more, hot action cop, marilyn manson, jars of clay, sweet, rudimentary peni(thanks dylan), AFI, alkaline trio, opeth, max and the attack, radiohead, me first and the gimme gimmes, millencolin, the mars volta, smashing pumpkins, the bravery, mxpx, mr.bob, air supply, wham!, DREAM (theater) the girl groop?, yo mama, the baetles, sepiltura, korn, Abba, The Smiths, Miocene, Johnny Truant, Hiding with Girls, iron mauden, bshaus, weirda l yanchovick, manowar,adam ant, and a gazillion other crappy bands!

I can play geetar too, I can most of the music I like because I'm really good heres the guitar i want:

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It's lYKE my GEETAR HEERO ONE!

Saturday[edit | edit source]

Thass it. I cannt take it noe more. My BF dumped my sorry ass. *emo teare*. Ima go listen to Ohio Is For Lovers a millionm times and then masturbate over the totally hawt lead singre. Oh noeS!!!


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