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Connect. Talk. Bond. Share dick jokes.

It's like IRC, minus the fail.

Skype is a chat client that supports instant messages, chat rooms, audio conferences, and video chats. Unlike IRC, it's much more difficult to flood, spam, attack, or even miss messages - any messages you haven't gotten delivered due to an Internet failure will be resent the moment you come back online.

UnSkypelopedia takes advantage of this chat client with a chatroom that hosts calls on a semi-regular basis. This gives you the ability to talk directly with Uncyclopedians using VoIP.

No mic? No problem.

If you're uncomfortable with the idea of sacrificing your anonymity, don't worry - you can listen in on the calls without having to join. Sometimes it takes a while to warm up to UnSkypelopedia, and there's no rule that says you can't be a lurker. The only rule we have is, don't be a dick. Or if you feel the need to, at least be funny about it.

Experience Uncyclopedia like never before.

I'm still not sure if that's a real selling point or not. But anyway...

UnSkypelopedia has developed its own, unique culture. A culture of talking over each other, screwing up Skype protocol, and playing pranks on unsuspecting customer service people across the globe. Trust me, it's got culture. In the same way a Petri dish has culture.

Get started with UnSkype!

Download Skype for your computer, then copy and paste following into a Skype window (eg. "Echo / Sound Test Service") and then click on it to be added automatically join the channel: 

skype:?chat&blob=zTiRdwLdLjes3_PN3b8_UCIn53fmlhei1IbZzpUkzBT9UuK6BtRpnTHq_JpNRSyKYJh03kxD4CV4rBkO
Check out the list below to see if your fellow Uncyclopedians are online:

Microsoft Office Skype.svg Hotadmin4u69: aintnohollabackgrrl • Microsoft Office Skype.svg SysRq: alexguitarsex • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Bonner: apatheticbonner • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Dark Apostrophe: anarchocap1talist • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Asema: ashley.bute • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Ethine: autumn_the_vampire • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Hyperbole: bageenohormonis • Microsoft Office Skype.svg MagicBus: billsmaster500 • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Zana Dark: bluemaven • Microsoft Office Skype.svg ChiefjusticeDS: chiefjustice.d.s. • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Dr. Skullthumper: cjlesiw • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Colin "All your base" Heaney: colinallyourbase • Microsoft Office Skype.svg EugeneKay: eugenekay • Microsoft Office Skype.svg THEDUDEMAN: evan-handler • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Sweet Potato: happy.cheese90 • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Ironfist: hubydweyer • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Sockpuppet of an unregistered user: hugesocky • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Silent Penguin: illegaleagle • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Badgerer: imightjusteatashrew • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Shandon: j.kanigan • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Joe9320: joedaburninator • Microsoft Office Skype.svg CheddarBBQ: john.villarose.vi • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Kalir: kalirsavant • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Jocke_Pirat: kevin.garricks • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Isarra: lyrithya • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Matfen: Matfen815 • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Mhaille: mhaille • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Mitch 1 2: mitch.1.2 • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Kingkitty: mudkipsking • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Y: nwittr • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Olipro: oliprof • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Sir Peasewhizz: peazewhizz26 • Microsoft Office Skype.svg RAHB: rod_jenson • Microsoft Office Skype.svg zombieninja: scottmctony • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Skinfan13: skinfan13 • Microsoft Office Skype.svg ThePaleOne: stefanasten • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Strainj1: strainj1 • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Boomer: tackyboomsta • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Tamatamamayo: Tamated • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Zombiebaron: thezombiebaron • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Dexter111344: timjenkkkins • Microsoft Office Skype.svg TheLedBalloon: tlb667 • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Orian57: unorian57 • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Simsilikesims: userafw • Microsoft Office Skype.svg Flammable: wakimikoflammable

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The UnSkype Media Network

Besides the nutty nuttiness of a SackIt! chocolate cripper (chip and cracker), UnSkype is also hosted by the non-profit cooperation known as Uncyclomedia.


 
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