User:Kingkitty/The Uncyclopedian Forces

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The Uncyclopedian Forces

Do Zombies scare you?


If these pictures scare you...well you probably should leave and never ever come back. This is for real men (and women), this is NOT for the faint of heart. This is Urban Dead. And we are The Uncyclopedian Forces.

OUR GOAL: To kick zombie ass.

OUR PASSION: To kick zombie ass.

OUR JOY: To kick zombie ass.

Wait, WHAT THE HELL IS URBAN DEAD?[edit | edit source]

Urban Dead is a MMORPG. About Zombie Apocalypse. Choose to be a Survivor, maybe a Trapped Civilian, a Military soldier, or even one of the Necrotech Scientists, maybe involved in the Zombie Apocalypse. Or be a Zombie, a victim of the infection, now a corpse. Will the Uncyclopedians save the city of Malton from dying a zombie death? Or will the Zombies get past the quarantine zone, and infect the world...

If you are planning on playing as a Survivor, you've reached the right place! If you're a zombie, however, you want to join The Uncyclopedian Corpses. It's all the same people, just more dead.

Click link to join the Urban Dead world.

Click link for beginners help and other useful info about Urban Dead.

We also have a page on the Official Urban Dead Wiki located here.

Our official channel on IRC is #unforces.

Membership[edit | edit source]

Anyone can join and smoke as much hash as they want! Also add our name "The Uncyclopedian Forces" to your group option in your profile.

Current Missions[edit | edit source]

This is what we do to zombies.

Edit Missions Archived Missions...

ATTENTION![edit | edit source]

I'm quitting this group to join EugeneKay's Zomburbia! group. This group has fallen apart, thanks to Nexuswar. And I can't take it anymore. And no, i'm not joining nexuswar. I am SICK and TIRED of UNsuccessfully trying to rally you guys back together! FUCK IT! AND FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL!

And EugeneKay's quitting with me, so HA! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 22:55, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

Nobody cares. Now remove that stick from your ass. —Hinoa talk.kun 14:22, 6 November 2007 (UTC)
Oh shut up. I fucked off ages ago. My main is now holed up in Hildebrand Mall and i'm also thinking of fucking off into a fort. BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 14, 16:46

NEW MISSION[edit | edit source]

I'm becoming a ZOMBIE to help EugeneKay keep Dentonside stay being ZOMBURBIA! Besides, my zombie skills need work. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 22:47, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

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The Uncyclopedian Forces Revenge List[edit | edit source]

This is where you want people to be KILLED ON SIGHT for obvious moral reasons (Playing killing, breaking down barricades, etc). This should only be for humans because zombies can do whatever the hell they want...

  • John Caine Profile - PKer The bastard killed me and Furrymudkipsking in OUR OWN BASE! --BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk). 19:09, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
    I wonder what he has on us. Meh, i'm reporting him anyway. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 20:56, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
Well, I reported him. Bitch. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 21:10, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
Nice one :) We'll get him...if the bounty hunters dont get him first --BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk). 21:35, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
He is a member of a huge PKing group, Red Rum. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
that explains it. Still, let's kill him. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:38, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
  • BopBin said "Come on, Kalin. It's about time you used those 2700 xp and became a brain brother... [1] He stops to think... it takes a few minutes. Wait! I know! I'll initate you!" (14 hours and 25 minutes ago)
  • BopBin shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (14 hours and 24 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (14 hours and 23 minutes ago)
  • You were killed by BopBin. (14 hours and 23 minutes ago)

This individual has committed a most grievous insult to my honor... he has misspelled my name. With an N, no less. N isn't remotely close to R on a QWERTY keyboard. Also, he wanted me to go into some kind of brain rot survivor cult, which is not the Dual Nature way. ЖGBDsig.PNG WHEEEEE! 19:52, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and note: I don't want him reported or anything drastic unless the rest of you do. Just warning the rest of you that he's trouble. ЖGBDsig.PNG WHEEEEE! 19:56, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

The usual explaination: Group kills. BopBin is a member of another huge PKing group, BrainROT RUM, that has a goal of having everyone get the zombie skill Brain Rot. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

[2] Crowbank Killer. that fucker killed me while i was inside a hospitle looking to be healed. that fucker deserves to die.--General And Min. THEDUDEMANSucrose b.gif 01:41, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

What are you currently doing?[edit | edit source]


Just comment on where you are currently, how you are doing, your ammo, etc etc. Use this for help.

Admiral Bonner[edit | edit source]

  • Just did the usual, Ammo run, Went shooty, leveled up --BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) 19:24, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

EugeneKay[edit | edit source]

Also, he and I QUIT. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 22:59, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

Furrymudkipsking[edit | edit source]

  • furrymudkipsking is level 2. LEVEL 2 WOOOO. I leveled up my pistol training, brb going to kill some zombies...

HighGenGrue[edit | edit source]

Whatever. My IP limit is only 2 left. DAMNIT. anyways... Tomorrow I'm heading off to Dunningwood to help out the Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:23, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Hinoa[edit | edit source]

Heard on the radio that an NT W of base needed help, went to help, and saw that the party was already over. Boo. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:49, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Insineratehymn[edit | edit source]

I'm in Wyke Hills right now, and I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. I'm afraid that if I do anything, I'll be killed. --General Insineratehymn 00:24, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Everyone feels like that when they first play. :D Death is reversible. :D --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:38, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
OK, I'm in Buttonville right now, and I'm starting to get the hang of this game. --General Insineratehymn 01:21, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Just a note if you were in Wyke Hills and now you're in Buttonville you're heading in the wrong direction. Try this --BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk). 09:38, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

I'm now in Williamsville after just being revived. I've now sheltered myself in the heavy barricades of Shfield Bank. --General Insineratehymn 23:17, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Kalir[edit | edit source]

  • Kalir is dead and laying right outside of the now-busted Carner Hotel. It was bound to happen eventually, dude. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 17:31, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
At least they didn't Ransack the place. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:08, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Yay, nexuswar! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:36, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Leoispotter[edit | edit source]

  • I'm hiding in a police station in north Heytown with about 50 other survivors, constantly being attacked by zombies. I'll start the trek to the Carner hotel once I have enough AP. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:30, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
Could You Maybe Put Your Name And Profile With The Others At The Top? I'd Like To Stick You On My Contact List So I Know When I Find Everyone --BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk). 10:23, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, and add "The Uncyclopedian Forces" as your group. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 11:26, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Pongo[edit | edit source]

Hanging around Pimbank as usual. Waiting at revive point. Have been levelling up zombie skills. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 08:50, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

Now in Heytown, still a zed. Have been more busy with one of my alts than with my main. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:37, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Trar[edit | edit source]

Trar is in the Club Budd in Chancelwood. This was his last known location before he left for Zomburbia! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif

PantsMacKenzie[edit | edit source]

Our newest member!

Starnestommy[edit | edit source]

They regenerate one every half hour. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:42, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian[edit | edit source]

THEDUDEMAN[edit | edit source]

Zombie outside of the carner, gaining exp to upgrade hand attacks and what not. my base hit with hands is currently 50%. --General And Min. THEDUDEMANSucrose b.gif 16:20, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

sleepygamer[edit | edit source]

I was a walkin' along to the VSB Henson, when I was told (a little too late) that there was a zombie inside. My attempts to find another hiding spot were futile, and I took refuge in a nearby wasteland, hoping that I could be revived after zombification. Still waiting. Two people have killed me in this damn cemetery so far. Oh, and Graaagh. sleepygamer 09:25, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Make that three people. Dang you Bonner. sleepygamer 21:31, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Enzo Aquarius[edit | edit source]

I am sticking around West/East Grayside, the area is being swamped by Zombies. Got a few shots off on a Zed and browsed the area for a safe place. Sticking inside Boode Place Fire Station for the time being until I can get access to a PD to get ammo (most surrounding PDs are too heavily barricaded). - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 16:07, 15 September 2007 (UTC) Update Status

Revive Request[edit | edit source]

Died and became a zombie? No worries, just post your name here, and your current position (Using this) and I'm sure someone will...eventually come to you. Oh and going to a cemetery is a good idea because there's usually nice people willing to revive you....or kill you...

  • I wish to be revived. I am outside the Carner. I have been a zombie for all of the long trip to the Carner Hotel except a short period of time where some wandering NecroTech randomly revived me, but I died to zombies and infection soon after. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
I can't get outside. FUCKING OVER CADE. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:33, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
How many levels over-caded is it? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Oh good, you got out. Thanks. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Yeah. It went frokm EHB to VSB. What? Well, i'm hiding somewhere else. I'm stupid enough to hide in a place that has lights on. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:47, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Can anybody come and revive me? I'm groaning and moaning around in a cemetery at [90, 20]. Big thanks! sleepygamer 09:21, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
I'm COMING! Runs over, syringe in hand --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:46, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

Tips for Survivors New to Malton[edit | edit source]

1: DON'T FUCKING SLEEP OUTSIDE[edit | edit source]

Unless of course, you want to be eaten by Zombies while you sleep

2: Use your last Action Points to get to Safety[edit | edit source]

Go to a barricaded building that you can enter, either a Fire/Police Station or Hospital, a NecroTech building, or even a barricaded School. Schools, railway stations, cinemas, and junkyards, if barricaded, are so safe, and aren't frequently checked by the zombie hordes.

3: Kill Zombies, get XP. Revive zombies, get XP.[edit | edit source]

Kill Zombies, Tag zombies, REVIVE ZOMBIES, it all gives xp. XP lets you get really, really, nice skills. Like Free Running. get Free Running.

4: Weapons. Sorry, no Chainsaw.[edit | edit source]

You should really get some decent weapons, especially if you are a Consumer class, or any NecroTech class. But you should stick to Melee weapons, such as Fire Axes (ESPECIALLY with the Skill "Axe Proficiency"), as Firearms are next to useless without Basic Firearms Training.

5: Death is not the end[edit | edit source]

You could always go to a Revive Point. But while you are a Zombie, it's a VERY GOOD TIME to get lots of XP by killing, maimimg, and eating Survivors and smashing their technology. In any case, you can get a revive either by requesting one above or by getting a random revive.

Template[edit | edit source]

All allies part of the Uncyclopedian Forces yield this:

Urban Dead.gif This user looted Caiger Mall

S/he spent 20 Action Points searching.
All s/he found was this lousy template.
Caiger Mall was then attacked and Ransacked by Zombies.