User talk:EugeneKay/Chat

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Talk Page Navigation[edit source]

In the interests of brevity, and to better differentiate those posts I care about from those that I couldn't give a shit about, I have split up my talk page into two sections, and given it a handy-dandy archive for old stuff. Please avoid editing my talk page directly, and use the links below to direct yourself to the correct location to drop an edit. Thanks!

Main Talk - Overview, not editable.
Chat - Talk to me, bitch, whine, etc.
Thanks - Give me an award or something

Chat Archives
Thanks Archives

December, 2008[edit source]

Phil Hartman Page[edit source]

would it be better if I moved the article to "The Phil Hartman Curse" so as not to stand in the way of any later Phil Hartman page that might be more about the actual Phil Hartman in the future--Cockofavoice 11:05, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

The best place to put the page would actually be in a subpage of your userpage, until you've done some work on the page and submitted it through Pee Review, made revisions, and had a while to think on it. This way, the only thing that lands up in Mainspace are good articles that don't need to be considered for ICU, VFD, etc. Just use the "Move" button at the top of Phil Hartman, and then add "User:Cockofavoice/" before the article's title. Once the page has been moved, venture over to QVFD and list it with a reason of "Moved to userspace for work" or similar. Feel free to hop onto IRC if you need some quick pointers.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   11:08, Thursday 10 December 2009  

FYI[edit source]

I saw you ICUed Phil Hartman. I just wanted to let you know that the user who's writing the article is new here, and hadn't yet been welcomed. I welcomed the user and let him/her/it/they/em know that the writer could remove an ICU tag and replace it with a Construction one. The user is new, after all, and probably didn't know about the Construction tag. Although I think your suggestion about moving it to user space is fine too. Happy editing! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  00:00, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

VFS[edit source]

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and as promised last time
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Congratulations[edit source]

For having two of your cocks on the front page at the same time! (Sadly, they seem to be actual size) Uncy history was made thirty-two minutes ago. Yay! Aleister in Chains 00:32 11 4 mmx

Vandal Warning Vandalisim Reverted on User:RAHB[edit source]

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, EugeneKay, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

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If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 05:16, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Tosser of the highest caliber[edit source]

Alright, I'm just going to straight-out admit it: It bothers me when someone doesn't like me to the extent of having to block me from their IRC client. What, exactly, is it about me that you find so annoying? More importantly, how can I be less annoying? I didn't like your bot, but I was far from the only one with that opinion. Besides that bit, I'm not entirely certain why you've got me on /ignore.

Anyway, lemme know what I can do to improve.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 05:44 Jul 08, 2010

You got your wish.[edit source]

(Block log); 23:52 . . ChiefjusticeDS (Talk | contribs) blocked ALL USERS (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite
(Huff log); 23:48 . . ChiefjusticeDS (Talk | contribs) huffed "ALL ARTICLES"

--Andorin Kato 07:54, July 25, 2010 (UTC)