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This user is real cool[O RLY?] and is from Kansas.[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]

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This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, quite annoyingly

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I hope you enjoy my UserPage.[O RLY?] Please fucking don't vandalise it.[O RLY?] By doing so you will be at my mercy here[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much] and you fancy edit will be reverted. [Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]

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Favorite Pages [O RLY?][edit]

Fisher Price
Mr winkler is GAY
nobody cares
HowTo:Get Banned
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Template:username I am sure it's <insert name here>'s favorite too
Template:ad Because I can't get enough useless annoying banner ads here. 
Peer I don't know why it is a favorite. That asshole keeps reseting my IRC connections
Formula Floor The best new racing series out there. 
Main Page Am I the only one that considers this page on their favorites.
Do NOT click any links! - No seriously don't
Humanity: A Retrospective - Damn you blew it all up.
Huff Log Fisher Price 2. - This was funny LMAO. Also check the QDB Entry to see what this article was about.

Created Pages [O RLY?][edit]

Hijacked Domain
Kansas City Royals - as an IP
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Template:User Feedback 
Template:Yes or No No
Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/General - Page Split
Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Affiliation with Conspiracies or Other Organizations - Page Split
Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Attitude - Page Split
Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Computing - Page Split
Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Games - Page Split
Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Groups - Page Split
Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Mental maladies - Page Split
Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Music - Page Split
Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Ninjas - Page Split
Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Nonsensical - Page Split
Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Self-referential - Page Split
Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/War, violence and giant explosions - Page Split
Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Unknown Foreign Content - Page Split
Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Bullet - speak to someone you hate!!! - Page Split
Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Typo - For htose fo us stlil in Keyboardign 101 - Paeg Spilt
Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Mindspeak — for people who speak their minds. - Page Split
Template:User likes goats - I also made this template for wikipedia. 

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Awards[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much][edit]

“Hard to belive that I get anything at all.”

~ Sawblade5 on Awards

Main Awards [Citation not needed at all; thank you very much][edit]

I won this at 16:22, 27 October 2007 and was blocked for 1 second by Hinoa
Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month May 2008

Awarded by: SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH at 17:14, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Awards That I got for voting good [O RLY?][edit]

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The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Awarded by: Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:34, Oct 19

Thanks for voting for right arrow! You deserve this crappy template!

Awarded by: Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? at 02:35, 20 October 2007 (UTC)


You voted...

...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

Awarded by: Thanks! --Andorin Kato 01:58, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

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It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader.

However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:59, Dec 7

Awarded by: --Æ 00:49, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

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It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride!

The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

Awarded At: 01:32, 12 January 2008

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Beware the white stuff!

Awarded by and at P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:22, Jan 14
THINKER Loves You Award
Hey there Sawblade. A user that kinda snuck up on Uncyc, ready to cut through voting templates with his razor-sharp opinions. Lethal.

Anyway, thank you for your vote in the Writer of the Year competition. From the bottom of my pillow-soft, under-ripened heart, I do so appreciate that you like some of those articles I wrote.
Awarded by: THINKER at 18:57, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Awarded by: (sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote!Icons-flag-gb.png at 17:04, February 4, 2008