User talk:Prettiestpretty

What was that and where did it go?

Prettiestpretty moved slowly and deliberately to the window shade and slowly drew it down before draping her silk scarf over the table light on her nightstand. As Mhaille looked on, she removed her hair clip which allowed her auburn hair to cascade over her creamy white shoulders. Mhaille swallowed hard as she dropped her blouse, which revealled her full pert...Suddenly there was a crash! "Oh dear God!" she exclaimed "Its Some User and he is going to kill the two of us...." Tune in tomorrow for another episode of Prettiestpretty and the case of the Archived Talk Pages.

Hello!

Just noticed you were around and wanted to say that. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 18:14, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

• Yes, I have undo somethink that MadMax deleted. How are you, handsome? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:17, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

Aw shucks... /blushes and runs away. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 18:19, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

If only you were around to help kickstart some of my current projects... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

• Like I am going to give up on an opportunity to do something with badly drawn porn? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:50, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • He had to put up with me instead with additions but then I think there would have been no comparison if you had added your touch. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:31, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

You do yourself a great disservice Romartus.....your touch was very soft and ladylike....and quite enjoyable. Now make me a sandwich.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hi

Nice to see that you're around. Email me, if you like. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:56, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

UnBooks:_Mrs._Lovett's_Best_Loved_Meat_Pie_Recipes

Hi Dame PP. You can see your article is on the VFH queue and in need of some votes (like your own). I have made a comment there as regards one line that I have a query on. Hope you read this message and let me know. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:56, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

It would be fairly awesome if she does read messages. I doubt it, but a guy can hope. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 07:13, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Shame she had to leave us. BTW Dame PP, Monika has answered my query about the Sexton line. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:19, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Longtime fan, first time caller

Hi there! I had heard that you had used Uncyclopedia to find a writing job. I was just curious it that was true and if so how? I had considered that myself as a possibility, but I didn't know if it was actually possible to pull that off. User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:25, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, indeed I did. How did I pull it off? Well, it came about (rim shot) because I bundled my work together, along with original essays and shipped them to a lot of people asking them to read them, andasking for their feedback. One of the contacts "caught". If I can offer you any advice is that you have to know the difference between satire and slapstick. Satire opens doors, slapstick closes them. I would also encourage you to find your own voice and not try an emmulate anyone but you, and writing about what you know. The funny thing about life is that it is infused with the humor of the ordinary. Find that, tell it honestly and accept criticism. Best of luck, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:31, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

It's really very awesome that you pulled that off, but we miss the shit out of you around here. pillow talk 21:10, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

It also reflects well on this site too. I trust that you give us a good a write up when your collected works are published elsewhere Dame PP. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:45, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

Show him what he won bob!

A BRAND NEW DANCE!

BYE! Dancing dude

Nice! DJ Mixerr 17:57, March 6, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

Hey babe...

Nice to see you around the place... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

• I still poke around from time to time. And how is Mhaille? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:00, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

Just groovy....and you? Was only thinking we need to see some more of your writing here a few weeks back when I was re-reading Lewd Acts.... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

• • I'm planning an Uncyclopedia escapade, care to contribute? Its too British for the Yankee sense of humor. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:49, November 5, 2010 (UTC)

Feel free to elaborate... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I am intrigued too Dame PP. You going to run off with Prince William? (or Prince Harry, he's free).--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:32, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

User:Prettiestpretty/Fanny Cradock WOuld you all care to help? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:13, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome back. :) MadMax 02:17, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Feels like old times! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:19, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Very nice....I wedged in a little Fanny into Gastrorgasmic Cuisine recently. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

And I wedged in a linky ad a VFH vote for - do you have any idea how long its been since I voted on VFH? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:28, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

Thank'ee very kindly, ma'am... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Queen Victoria

I have made some edits, reworkings and extensions on your original article. Check it out if you come back again and give the Uncyclopedians a Dame PP Royal wave. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:46, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Helloooo. I removed the two quotes at the top of the page. I really think that the one about the caftan crotch being tight needs to be on its own. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:34, January 24, 2011 (UTC)

That's fine Dame PP. Hope it's going well. The two quotes you mentioned were not mine (at least, I can't recollect adding them) so I weep not at their removal. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:51, January 24, 2011 (UTC)

...Featured! Congratulations Dame PP. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:04, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

:)

Just incase you are around thought I would say hi :) aaaaand... There is a UnImage of the Year thing going on to coincide with the Wikipedia one. Im inviting the choopers guild (previous choppers of the year) to nominate some images here. If you are up for it, it would be great to have some prized choppers nominated a few chopped images from 2010. Just attribute it to choppers guild per Prettiestpretty or something like that if you are interested. :) --ShabiDOO 21:03, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

Do you not think

...its time your fanny was seen out in public? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

• For you, anything. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:01, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

I love your sig

And welcome back! Thanks for the vote on HowTo:Train to look awesome!, I'm glad the article made you feel great. Mattsnow 19:52, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

I'm always happy to vote for something that I like. And if it makes me masturbate, all the better for both of us, no? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:27, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Are you male or female?

Just curious. Oh, and welcome back. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 22 September 2011, at 02:06

Lollipop is neither! Mattsnow 02:30, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

(Forgive sweet Jesus for what I am going to unload on this sweet, pin headed person for asking the stupidest question of the day. Verily, this kind of bullshit makes me cracker. Dear Lord, forgive this Lollipop because he/she/it does not have any idea what they have unleashed, although Mhaille knows and is taking shelter as I type this, Amen.) Lollipop, from the upcoming movie on my life, Sandra Bullock, who plays me, delivers the following line when asked by another Unencylopedian (much like you, Lollipop) if I am a man or a woman:

"Don't you ever, EVER, talk to a lady like that. It's just fucking rude, it isn't funny, and frankly I don't know you well enough to let you have a look inside my panties. You want to know what I am? GO ASK MY HUSBAND, AND WHEN YOU ASK, AND AFTER KNOCKS FLAT ON THE GROUND FOR BEING A CHEEKY MONKEY, TELL HIM TO PICK UP SOME GOD DAMNED TAMPONS ON HIS WAY HOME FROM WORK! Now get out there and protect Uncyclopedia like it is your family."

Got it? Is that clear enough? Message get through? Hope so. Hugs! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:00, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

*Hangs head in shame* -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 16 October 2011, at 02:07

Do not hang you head in shame Lollipop. people around here will tell you that I have a very hot temper, and great tits, too! But you must not ask such personal questions. Accept those you meet on the way up, as you are surly to meet them on the way down. Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:13, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

Usually the feisty ones are the prettiest. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 16 October 2011, at 02:22

You amuse me, little Lamb. I think I like you now more than I did before. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:24, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

Well, it's great to have a compliment today for once. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 16 October 2011, at 03:07

Do you reproduce via parthenogenesis or some other asexual variant, or do you instead duplicate or multiply the other way, which I will not describe here (email for pix)?

Just curious. Oh, and welcome back. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:12, September 23, 2011 (UTC)

Now you see, this is how you talk to a Lady. Thanks for making this girl feel sexy. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:02, September 23, 2011 (UTC)

You sure are a though lady! :D Mattsnow 23:12, September 23, 2011 (UTC)

Fanny Cradock

I have added some extras, feel free to remove/delete etc. Showing my age, I vividly remember Fanny Cradock on her cookery programmes. She cooked food as if preparing for battle and had this awful voice and hair. Perhaps Margaret Thatcher's career was made possible by Fanny...now there's a thought. Trust you are well. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:28, October 4, 2011 (UTC)

• Love, Love, LOVE the additions! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:49, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks Dame PP. I think this article deserves a nom as feature? I am willing to sponsor it...and I notice you are working on a new food-related article. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:53, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

I liked the Fanny Cradock article. Definately a feature. I'll be sure to give it my nom nom nom nom nom -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 16 October 2011, at 21:57

Flattered. Really I am. Please nominate away. My brittle sense of self could use some adoration. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:57, October 17, 2011 (UTC)

Greetings.

I'm prettier than you. 1234 ~ 03:07, 16 October 2011

• If you need that, honey, you can have it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:14, October 17, 2011 (UTC)

  Hmm... thank you; this will prove most useful. It's for my cat. She's very particular. *hands PP a starfish* 1234 ~ 23:07, 18 October 2011

  Also, all that aside, you seem to be pretty awesome. Just thought I'd mention. 1234 ~ 23:10, 18 October 2011

  • I like you. It's good to be Queen. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:23, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

You Have a Problem

It was funny at some points, it got a bit off topic around the middle, but all in all it was a good article. I assume it's ready for Pee. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 16 October 2011, at 17:40

Truth Is (Dr) Stranger Than Fiction

Wake & Bake withDr StrangeThursdays, 6 -10amKFJC 89.7fm

Tune In, Turn On and Drop Out! Thanks for the vote on College DJ!
So, I'm hoping that you don't still want to rip my head off and play soccer with it. It's good to see you around and active. I guess I'm "back" meself. --    14:40, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

Nigella Lawson

Congratulations on making Fanny a feature! I have 'knocked up' a quick Nigella Lawson article to fill out a red link. Anything you can add or take with another direction would be welcome. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:46, November 8, 2011 (UTC)

• Two things. I added a section that juxtaposes Nigella against Fanny. I would also add in more suggestive adjectives to feed her lusciousness. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:40, November 15, 2011 (UTC)

Anything that increases Nigella's 'come hither and stir my broth' look is welcome! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:31, November 16, 2011 (UTC)

Thank oo

Thank you for voting You have recieved a single pass to the Jones Family Memorial Museum to see all the artifacts retrieved without incident by the various Joneses. The museum remains the most popular location in the continental United States to be crushed by a boulder, despite that wanky 127 Hours film. --Nikau 02:32, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

Also, good job on the Fanny Craddock page! --Nikau 02:39, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

Silly question

Why do some people on here tend to be so bloody rude? It's just that you seem to have noticed it too and I was also kind of wondering if you'd have any advice as to how to deal with it short of taking certain people and dipping them in highly corrosive fluids. 1234 ~ 14:13, 9 November 2011

Don't be so rude, Lyri. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 14:18 9 November 2011

One should always ask a question by first asking oneself. Or...is it rude to say that? --ShabiDOO 20:43, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

Why? It isn't everyone. Just some people. I'd say that it's immaturity. That, and everyone meets one and other with out talking to one and other, it makes it quite easy for some people to be total cunts. Hugs! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:42, November 15, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I guess you're probably entirely right about that one. Thanks. 1234 ~ 05:19, 16 November 2011

Did you know that in males, the pre-frontal cortex (the decision making area of the brain) doesn't really form until until the 20-27 age range. This 1eads to rash decision making, rudeness, etc. and so on. Here's a test. Pick up your local paper and go to the section that lists police calls and arrests. Scan down through the ages of those arrested. The majority will be under the age of 27, then the ages drop off. You'll have a couple troublemakers above that, but ynder 27 you'll have more - because these are the ones who lack the ability to make decisions. It's simple biology. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:59, November 16, 2011 (UTC)

Its true, check out popular musical artists such as Jimmy Hendrix, Jim Morrison and Kurt Cobain who were all regarded as troublemakers up until their 27th birthdays then after that you don't hear a peep out of them. Simply biology... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I think the Great Dame and Mhaille are on to something here. The Rolling Stones, Beatles, Michael Jackson and er..Mozart all turned out inferior work once they passed 27. Immaturity=genius for men? The rest will be just hack work. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:18, November 17, 2011 (UTC)

2012

Shame you haven't popped by the nursery recently Dame PP. Trust your career is going well. When can we read your colour chart epic?? --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:40, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

And Happy 2013 too! --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:42, January 1, 2013 (UTC)