User:The Woodburninator

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“Written language is still a mystery, as it is unclear if Mongolians know how to read and write, or if they pass on information in the form of dance, like bees.”

“Now, I know some of you, mostly the guys, might think it’s cool to stand up in church, whip out your wang, wiggle it around like a jiggleworm, and give it a couple whaps to your old mom’s cheek, making a sweet echo effect across the pews.”

“but I prefer to help the world along a path of change, not force change down the throats of others. I never force it. However, if someone was to ask for a little change down their throat, I would be willing and able to push it deep, deep down. Mmmmmm...

~ Professor X on change

“Frankly, forty minutes is too long to microwave almost anything. Maybe if you were trying to cook a turkey in there; I don't know. I've never tried.”

“Thomas has taken to telling his family they should rise up and overtake the aliens, even before the family's guardian beetle warrior had removed their leashes. The whole family got the goo for that.”

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This user has been blocked
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This user is a whore to Microsoft and plays his video games on XboxLive with the GamerTag Woodburninator
This user wields a plunger and can rollback your crap anytime, anywhere, anyhow baby.
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15 years, 11 months and 16 days.

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Stupid Nursery Rhymes & Really, Really Dumb Jokes[edit | edit source]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
He died minutes later from a brain aneurysm.


My Articles[edit | edit source]

Dumb things I wrote in all caps while drunk[edit | edit source]

Concepts, Templates, Random BS[edit | edit source]

A High Five to These Articles[edit | edit source]

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The Passion of The Woody[edit | edit source]

That time I accidentally became an admin.
Couldn't give that shit away.
Tried to get myself paid for my "efforts."
Then fucked up and de-opped myself.