Wheat Worms

The best looking young women of the great plains.

WHEAT WORMS are men and women who hang out at farms all day waiting for a time when all the overworked, sweaty, and- most importantly- horny young farmers and farmhands come in from a long day's work in the fields. Their plans are to convince these salt of the earth men to pay them for sexual favors, usually in the way of methamphetamines, crack-cocaine, or occasionally money. They are renown across the country as some of the most incomprehensible and weathered people a man or woman could care to see.

History

As America was still manifesting their destiny across the faces of the indigenous people and Mexicans of North America, they found that vast swaths of land between the Mississippi River and Rocky Mountains were so barren and useless they could only be used for farming, or even worse, becoming small towns like Dodge City. While few would willingly choose the path, many found they had no choice in their life but to take up farming in these great and useless plains of the American continent, quickly to be called Kansas. Soon they found the land bountiful in creating corn, but lacking in the way of womenfolk, save those brave enough to venture a ogle at the women of Dodge City, Kansas. The great American system of capitalism soon found a way to fill this hole in society however, and a gaggle of coked up who-ers found their way into the wasted state of Kansas. They had no trouble finding work in these great and dusty times, as needy farmers lapped them up like a needy farmer lapping up the vaginal juices of a herpes-ridden lady from the middle of the great plains. Soon word spread to other would-be capitalists of the time, and wheat worms had ingrained themselves into the fabric of America.

The Great Expansion

As the great and terrible acts of these Kansas wheat worms made their way across the rest of the plains, enterprising young meth addicts found a new way to make a dollar or two. Over time, beautiful young men with pretty mouths found that their services were not often turned away by the touch-starved farmers of the era, who were either able to overlook the unfortunate circumstance of their chosen wheat worm's gender, or gleefully indulge themselves in a taboo that seemed so wrong, and yet oh so right. From Tulsa, Oklahoma to Bismark, North Dakota, these men and women were fucking and sucking their way into a modest fortune of drugs and alcohol that they would then blow through almost as quickly as they had blown through the farmers in order to get them. Trying to keep their supply of drugs lasting longer per trick, many wheat worms began raising their prices. "It's five nickles to a quarter, and three blowies to a bag of pure Colombian cocaine," the wheat worms began to popularize, hoping to normalize their new, higher prices. This caused many of the farmers to seek different avenues of ill repute. They created entire towns of non-unionized wheat worms from which to sample, the most popular of which soon became the city Lincoln, Nebraska.

Modern Times

As society has begun to move towards the cities, wheat worms have found much of their old haunts dry and withered. Some have adapted by becoming lot lizards. Others have given up the ghost and gone into the private sector. Still more have tried their hand at creating the methamphetamine drugs that their kind yearn for so very much. But even now in the dingiest dive bars of disgusting flyover towns like Rapid City, South Dakota, if you search hard enough, you will find a wheat worm pegging a farmer for a single dose of Ketamine on a sleepy Tuesday night.