That time I nearly got an article featured by the community during my sojourn in Uncyclopedia

It kind of looked like this, only fucking more brutal.

Dude, that fucking article was so close. Like, WTF?

So there I was

joining this fucking community on the internet, doing my awesome writer thing with the words and the dramatic irony, right? Like, creative badass shit.

and this fucking editor

bursts out of the recent changes, edits all over the article, and instead of going for the qvfd, he makes an editorline straight for VFH.

so I pulled out my

for vote and voted the shit out of the thing, when all of a sudden these other editors show up and downvote the hell out of it! WTF?

The article barely got away with a major failed VFH template and a severed writer's ego.

No, seriously. It nearly got featured.

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Quasi-Featured Article (18 February 2014) 

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This article was nominated to become a featured article; however, due to several votes being devoured by a Ka Po'Tun, it didn't make the cut (an embarrasing -1.5 score). Don't let this happen again! For just pennies a day, you can prevent another travesty of this nature, or vote for other articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH.

See Also

• That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
• That time I was nearly raped by a formula-based running joke during my sojourn in Category:My sojourn
• That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada