That time I was nearly raped by a formula-based running joke during my sojourn in Category:My sojourn

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Dude, that fucking joke was huge. Like, WTF?

So there I was[edit]

clickin in the fucking internet, doing my SysRq thing with the Uncyc shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.

and this fucking in-joke[edit]

bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the iTunes window, he makes an unfunnyline straight for me.

so I pulled out my[edit]

mouse and clicked the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. It nearly raped me.

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