That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada

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There it is, in all its glory.

Seriously. I was so fucking close. Like, WTF.

So there I was[edit]

just camping out and minding my own business, playing with my trains a LOT and all that Commodore Vanderbilt shit, y'know? Like, all this tiring shit, so I layed down for a nap.

And all of a sudden[edit]

fucking nature decides to call right in my pants. i got worried, and instead of making a shitline for the tp for some reason I just sit there like a dumb bitch.

...so I pulled down my pants....[edit]

and just let loose all over the ground, and it gets this musk all over the place, as you would expect.

I barely got away with a minor meningococcal septiaemia and some ectroparasitic scabies.

No, seriously. I nearly shit myself.

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