That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Seriously. I was so fucking close. Like, WTF.
So there I was[edit | edit source]
just camping out and minding my own business, playing with my trains a LOT and all that Commodore Vanderbilt shit, y'know? Like, all this tiring shit, so I layed down for a nap.
And all of a sudden[edit | edit source]
fucking nature decides to call right in my pants. i got worried, and instead of making a shitline for the tp for some reason I just sit there like a dumb bitch.
...so I pulled down my pants....[edit | edit source]
and just let loose all over the ground, and it gets this musk all over the place, as you would expect.
I barely got away with a minor meningococcal septiaemia and some ectroparasitic scabies.
No, seriously. I nearly shit myself.