User:DrStrange

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 14 years, 11 months and 13 days.

	Writer of the Month February 2009

	Noob of the Moment December 2008

	Potatochopper of the Month January 2010

	Writer of the Month January 2010

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About Me

I'm sorry <insert name here>, but that's highly classified information that will not be shared with you. I suggest stalking some adolescents on MySpace. Hey, did you see that Miley Cyrus picture she posted on MySpace? Imagine all those other non-famous 15-year-olds with sexy underwear pictures you could be looking at instead of information about some old poof. I'm so painfully uninteresting as a person that you'd have to be desperate for a distraction from the horror that is your life to be looking here.

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I BOLDLY DEFY THE COPYRIGHT ON THIS IMAGE!! I AM MASTER OF THE MUNDANE ARTS!!!!

BUNCH OF BLOODY CRAP!!!

<insert name here>'s Userpage is filled with crap too!

That's me back in the day. One of the lesser known members of "The Warriors"

What a difference 25 years makes

Uncyclopedia Entries

General

• Ghostwriter FEATURED
• A Message From Glenn Beck
• Take Your Son To Work Day FEATURED
• Jihad Jane FEATURED
• McDonland FEATURED
• Mark Rothko FEATURED
• Extreme Paranormal FEATURED
• California Highway Patrol FEATURED
• The Hayes Family Newsletter FEATURED
• The X-HEIRS
• Enhanced Interrogation Techniques FEATURED
• A Brief History Of Hot Bitches In Leather Kicking Ass FEATURED
• It's Your Turn To Take Out The Trash FEATURED
• Red Herring FEATURED
• Economic Collapse Barbie™ FEATURED
• Godzilla vs. Vaginus FEATURED
• Private Eye FEATURED
• Ark of the Covenant FEATURED
• Images
• The Female Drivers' Guide to the Road (American Version)rw FEATURED
• Youth FEATURED
• New England
• War Of The Gargantuas
• Gay Jesus
• Mondo Uncyclopedia quasi-featured
• Paleolithic Age
• Grey Area
• Abnormality FEATURED
• Vortex FEATURED

How-To Monkey Spanks

• HowTo:Be A College DJ
• HowTo:Regift FEATURED
• HowTo: Be A Production Manager FEATURED
• HowTo:Make a B-Movie Monster FEATURED
• HowTo:Be A Damsel In Distress FEATURED
• HowTo:Pick The Perfect Turkey‎ FEATURED

UnBooks

• UnBooks:A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction FEATURED
• UnBooks:Menstruation: A Guide For Men by Jack Black FEATURED

Why?

• Why?:Be a transvestite if you're not going to put any effort into it?

UnNews

• UnNews:Lingerie Football a big hit in America but draws the ire of PETA and NOW
• UnNews:Floating Mountains Disappear! Newcomers Arrested!

CONSTRUCTION ZONE

Assist Column

Helping shiny crap transform into golden crap

• Billy Mays Added and edited moderately FEATURED
• UnBooks:A Conoisseur's Guide to Dishes on Endangered Species Created the photos FEATURED
• The Zombie Uprising and Other Funniest Apocalypses YTTE gang bang

Un-News Crap I've written

This is how I spent my first two weeks at Uncyclopedia

• UnNews:Florida Man Goes On Wild Killing Spree
• UnNews:North American Black Fly Population Now Carrying The Gay Virus
• UnNews:Dow Soars 900 Points On Paulson's New Liquidation Policy‎
• UnNews:Hillary Clinton To Become Chairman Of The U.S. Joint Chiefs Of Staff‎
• UnNews:Oprah Plans Partnership With NASA To Send Solomon To Mars‎
• UnNews:Montecito Fire In California Reveals Mass Grave‎
• UnNews:Miley Cyrus To Star In Porn Movie With Ron Jeremy‎
• UnNews:Auto Industry To Receive Massive Bailout‎
• UnNews:Carrot Top Missing At Sea As Tour Boat Vanishes‎
• UnNews:Baking Recipes For Thanksgiving‎

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