User:DrStrange

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 17 years,  1 month and 21 days.

Writer of the Month February 2009 Noob of the Moment December 2008

Potatochopper of the Month January 2010 Writer of the Month January 2010

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About Me

I'm sorry <insert name here>, but that's highly classified information that will not be shared with you. I suggest stalking some adolescents on MySpace. Hey, did you see that Miley Cyrus picture she posted on MySpace? Imagine all those other non-famous 15-year-olds with sexy underwear pictures you could be looking at instead of information about some old poof. I'm so painfully uninteresting as a person that you'd have to be desperate for a distraction from the horror that is your life to be looking here.

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I BOLDLY DEFY THE COPYRIGHT ON THIS IMAGE!! I AM MASTER OF THE MUNDANE ARTS!!!!

BUNCH OF BLOODY CRAP!!!

<insert name here>'s Userpage is filled with crap too!

That's me back in the day. One of the lesser known members of "The Warriors"

What a difference 25 years makes

Uncyclopedia Entries

General

• Ghostwriter FEATURED
• A Message From Glenn Beck
• Take Your Son To Work Day FEATURED
• Jihad Jane FEATURED
• McDonland FEATURED
• Mark Rothko FEATURED
• Extreme Paranormal FEATURED
• California Highway Patrol FEATURED
• The Hayes Family Newsletter FEATURED
• The X-HEIRS
• Enhanced Interrogation Techniques FEATURED
• A Brief History Of Hot Bitches In Leather Kicking Ass FEATURED
• It's Your Turn To Take Out The Trash FEATURED
• Red Herring FEATURED
• Economic Collapse Barbie™ FEATURED
• Godzilla vs. Vaginus FEATURED
• Private Eye FEATURED
• Ark of the Covenant FEATURED
• Images
• The Female Drivers' Guide to the Road (American Version)rw FEATURED
• Youth FEATURED
• New England
• War Of The Gargantuas
• Gay Jesus
• Mondo Uncyclopedia quasi-featured
• Paleolithic Age
• Grey Area
• Abnormality FEATURED
• Vortex FEATURED

How-To Monkey Spanks

• HowTo:Be A College DJ
• HowTo:Regift FEATURED
• HowTo: Be A Production Manager FEATURED
• HowTo:Make a B-Movie Monster FEATURED
• HowTo:Be A Damsel In Distress FEATURED
• HowTo:Pick The Perfect Turkey‎ FEATURED

UnBooks

• UnBooks:A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction FEATURED
• UnBooks:Menstruation: A Guide For Men by Jack Black FEATURED

Why?

• Why?:Be a transvestite if you're not going to put any effort into it?

UnNews

• UnNews:Lingerie Football a big hit in America but draws the ire of PETA and NOW
• UnNews:Floating Mountains Disappear! Newcomers Arrested!

CONSTRUCTION ZONE

Assist Column

Helping shiny crap transform into golden crap

• Billy Mays Added and edited moderately FEATURED
• UnBooks:A Conoisseur's Guide to Dishes on Endangered Species Created the photos FEATURED
• The Zombie Uprising and Other Funniest Apocalypses YTTE gang bang

Un-News Crap I've written

This is how I spent my first two weeks at Uncyclopedia

• UnNews:Florida Man Goes On Wild Killing Spree
• UnNews:North American Black Fly Population Now Carrying The Gay Virus
• UnNews:Dow Soars 900 Points On Paulson's New Liquidation Policy‎
• UnNews:Hillary Clinton To Become Chairman Of The U.S. Joint Chiefs Of Staff‎
• UnNews:Oprah Plans Partnership With NASA To Send Solomon To Mars‎
• UnNews:Montecito Fire In California Reveals Mass Grave‎
• UnNews:Miley Cyrus To Star In Porn Movie With Ron Jeremy‎
• UnNews:Auto Industry To Receive Massive Bailout‎
• UnNews:Carrot Top Missing At Sea As Tour Boat Vanishes‎
• UnNews:Baking Recipes For Thanksgiving‎

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