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Drink ye a flaggon of mead and harken to the tales of the Elder Days

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Born of an Age of Heroes, Mhaille left the Elder Kingdoms and his ancestral home to stalk the world as an adventurer, a guardian for the weak and feebleminded, a friend to the needy, a warrior-poet. His exploits in far enchanted lands such as Wigan, Euthanasia and Wales are the stuff of legends.

After many years in the wilderness, Mhaille found his way to the semi-mythical land of Uncyclopedia and there joined a band of heroes of great reknown - Todd the Todd, slayer of Great Crudness; Keitei the Bewildering, Handmaiden of Sophia; Splarka of the Unfeasibly Large Wang; Cody the Occasionally Vague; Fenris-Dawg the Bitey; Arsey O'Murphy, 12th Earl of Europia; and Marcus Malo the Never Present. Together they serve Emperor Chron in his never ending battle against the Forces of Crudness. And turned them fabulous.

Halls of the Fallen

Many come to this place in pilgrimage, in fulfillment of a great and dangerous quest, or to just avoid any reference to Euroipods, but all are invited to share the many feasting halls. Wild boar and flowing mead, good company and many fine tales. Wild boar, flowing mead, good company and fine tales not included.

Join us today! Waes Hail!!!

Ancient Laws of Uncyclopedia

There are only two rules originally carved into the head of the Oracle at Delphi:

  • Be funny and not just stupid.
  • Be not a dick.

Adherence to these laws will make Uncyclopedialand a better place. Don't forget to come and visit us in Uncyclopedialand.

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Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

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Words of Wisdom

"Some of my best friends are pineapples"

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Did you know...

  • ...that Mhaille is a UKer?
  • ...that he is an administrator and might smite you?
  • ...that he has the best trimmed moustache and goatie in the whole of Uncyclopedia-land?
  • ...that smitings may be reduced by small gifts (money, cake, sex, etc) or kind words here or here.
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Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

Oscar Wilde | Thermopylae | Rogue Punchlines (with Bradaphraser} | Uncyclopedians | Uncyclopedia:Imaginary Admin Guidelines | Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month | Uncyclopedia:AAN | Fire and Brimstone | Socks Addiction | Goa Tse (with Suresh} | Minge | 7-Up | 7 degrees of separation | Kate Bush | Wildeboys | Welsh Expansionalist Movement | Star Wars Marital Aids | Mount Asshat | Double Entendre | Wilhelm Scream | Blame somebody else (with Keitei) | Superhero Relocation Program | Arthur C. Clarke | Making up Arthur C. Clarke quotes | Worst 100 TV Programs of All Time | Noel Coward | Making up Noel Coward quotes | Holocaust Tycoon | Voynich Manuscript | Wikiterrorism | Patriotism (with Claudius Prime and Todd Lyons) | Alive! | Solipsism | Anaïs Nin (with Claudius Prime) | Biggles | The KTs | Shot your fuck up | Concentrated Camp | Klaatu Barada Nikto | Neolithic Age | Opacity | Hinduism | Duck proverbs | Schrödinger's cat | Prog Rock | Worst 100 Songs About Seagulling of All Time | Angry Ovaries | | The Diary of Anne Frank | Jingo | Adobe Potatochop {with Hindleyite} | Manfred Mann | UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece | Jimbo and the Jet Set | Merde, She Wrote | Cockney Rebel | The Wicker Man | Googlewhack | Kanab Ambersnail | Artificial Pseudoscientology | Carry On Films | UnPoetia:In Rangoon at the stroke of noon | Sapir–Whorf Hypothesis | Mourning Wood | UnBooks:Hergé's Erotic Adventures of Tintin | Norman Wisdom | Fagpuss | UnBooks:Erogenous Zones and Difficulties in Overcoming Finding Them | The Bunfight at the OK Corral (with Asahatter) | Dead Nigger Storage | Hannah Montana | Politically Incorrect Pantomimes | Social Commentary | Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle | Uncyclopedia:No Climbing Linda Ronstadt dressed as Spider-Man | I'm an Ascended Master.....Get Me OUT of Here! | Quagmire Blinkinsop and the Space-Monkeys of Uranus | HowTo:Play the SkinFlute | Tit Shortage of 1776 | Horatio Hornblower | If you loved THAT, you’ll love THIS | Jew Claw (with Severian) | Micky the Mong | The Phallic School of Architecture | How To:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia | How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show | Lewd Acts of the Apostles (with Prettiestpretty and TheLedBalloon) | You Don't Mess with the Zohar | A Guide to Snark Hunting - An Edwardian Gentlemen's Companion (with Multiliteralist) | Eadweard Muybridge, Zoopraxographer | Emo Rap (with Multiliteralist) | Duke Nukem Forever | The Rubens Diet | The History of the Decline and Fall of Uncyclopedia | Bi-curious George | Badly Drawn Porn | Ozzfest Destiny | BMP | Psycho Killer | Irony Man | Gallows Humour | Internet Anonymity and You, An Uncyclopedians Guide to NOT Getting Your Arse Handed to You | UnBooks:The Uncyclonomicon - Into the Silent Screaming Mouth of Madness | Gaunilo's Island (with Sycamore) | Gastrorgasmic Cuisine {with Luvvy) | UnBooks:Fear And Loathing In Blackpool, Lancs (with Under_user) | Suddenly, 'coons | Wikinomics: How Masturbation Changes Everything | HowTo:Instigate change on an internet community website whilst demonstrating your superior intellect to everyone | The Maori Show (with Electrified_mocha_chinchilla) | Mentor | A Study of Existentialism within Speed 2: Cruise Control | Thelema and Louise | Hairy Porker | 2000 AD (comics) | Gross Moral Turpitude | Uncyclopedia Guide to Latin Phrases | Secret Governmental Report Number 244212 | HowTo: Leave Uncyclopedia as Dramatically as Possible | The X Factor | Third-Person Limited Omniscient | Male Privilege | Fuck the Police | This is IT! Where's the Money? | Great Moments of Sports Advertising | Marillion | Old Englisc, Plower of Motherfolk, Doest Thou Speaketh It? | UnBooks:The Great Aristocratic Old Ones | Inappropriately Designed Light Fixtures | UnBooks:Quentin Tarantino Presents: The Aristocrats

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and is terribly polite but refuses to curtsy.

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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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