User:Severian

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Stare into the Singularity! Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations! Commander of the Order This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such. User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood. This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers. ao-G ah-G This user does not speak Asshat and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Asshat speakers. ah-G du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers. du-G de-4 This user speaks Deutsch at a near-native level. de-4 This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family. This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message » en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level. uk-4 This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them. This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. Poorly Written Articles Underwater basket weaving Hong Kong Feng Shui Featured Jan 28 2007 Medical Malpractice Second Full real article, from start to finish...Featured! 17 Sept 2006 Bad Ass! Jew Claw Featured 2 August 2008! with Mhaille Why?:Does an Aircraft Crash? How Andreas Schrammer changed my life Identity Theft My first real article. Old Dominion University Fixer Downers Piccolo I formatted this a bit and added the minimum to make it readable. I had no part in the genesis of this stupid article, it was some Asian with Babel Fish. Jesus in the Christ: Stand Alone Complex: 2nd Gig I'm formatting this a bit better and added a nicely done pic...haha Nuclear missile was slightly reformatted, I don't like this article. I don't know why I even reformat these things, I just want to delete them. Generalisimo Severiano Javier Figueira Liste de Juncal de la Costa Trasmonte y Oroso I also formatted this one a bit... Metaphysics engine spruced it up a bit. UnNews UnNews:Iraqi PM tells Americans they don't have to go home, but they can't stay here! UnNews:Judge says Saddam a "heckuva great guy" 1st Audio, Sucks like You. UnNews:Britney Spears Unplanned Pregnancy fist UnNews submission. Zim_ulator got me. UnNews:Nobel Prize Winner Still Nazi second one UnNews:Applebee's takes a hit after ill-timed "Spinach Sensations" menu Audacity UnNews:New study shows everything is crap Audacity UnNews:Thailand prime minister loses admin status Audacity UnNews:Wanna cut in line? Denounce your religion Audacity and Satan's unlimited POWER! UnNews:Ahmadinejad: Happy new Jewish year Audacity UnNews:Saddam banned for third time Audacity UnNews:Al-Qaida Inc. expanding, now recruiting scientists Audacity UnNews:John Reid Wants Hattersley Dead Audacity UnNews:President Clinton Eats Fox News's Chris Wallace Alive, Spits Out The Bones Audacity UnNews:OGG approval ratings fall once again Audacity, to counter the ogg format UnNews:Isle of Ynys Llanddwyn seeks restitution for Mesozoic vowel movement Audacity UnNews:Nothing happens, world in chaos. Audacity UnNews:Palestinian Prime Minister Anorexic? Audacity/Mordillo UnNews:World now completely forgotten about 'Joey' Audacity UnNews:Bush declares war on Yankees after pitcher flies plane into building Audacity UnNews:New type of Jew discovered in Cyprus Audactiy UnNews:Madonna reclaims spiritual son Audacity UnNews:Mathematicians prove P ≠ NPR Audacity I haven't done one in a while.... UnNews:Nancy Pelosi to be paid 50 percent less than Dennis Hastert Audacity. I needed to do one to remain legit UnNews:God denies causing disaster Audacity, this one was two parts b/c it was so huge. UnNews:Milton Friedman demands free-market afterlife