User:Severian/Awards

E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award September 2006

YEAH!

Featured Article: Medical Malpractice

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Featured Article: Hong Kong Feng Shui

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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I only get 1/4 of this award. The rest is Olipro's Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

Tayor!!!

looky what i'm giving you! and just for bugging me!

Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence. She likes kittens, and apparently you too. Yay!! Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

Like this?

I hate you! Rant rant rant! did I do that correctly? Thanks for your feedback on my audio. The thing is, you never know what I'll do until I do it, more or less. Not only that, but I do these in one take only, no second chances, (almost) everything left in, including one where I started choking once. Thanks again, and I want you to know, I enjoyed your article. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:57, 18 August 2006 (UTC) Oh, I almost forgot...

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Identity Theft at the VFH

Bradaphraser has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Ask, and ye shall recieve. --Jesus 02:25, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the Deutsch spelling

Looking forward to spell more fuhrer articles in the future :) Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.

This user is hereby nominated as a DOUBLE HONORARY JEW. He might be King of the Jews

Got me again. Damn... I´ll have to double the prize.

contradictory?

There you go, just for you

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has awarded you a Nuclear missile Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity This Template Will Self Destruct in seconds

-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 21:03, 26 September 2006 (UTC)