Uncyclopedia:Admin Rank

Obviously all Admins on Uncyclopedia are Rank; this goes without saying. However, recent historical research by the Uncyclomedia Foundation has revealed that due to some obscure passage in the Magna Carta, the Bill of Rights and the Act of Parliament that created the Royal Air Force, or a combination of the three with the existence of the Order of Uncyclopedia means that all Admins (and registered users) are actually Officers of the British Army (or, for the yanks, USAF or USMC).

It should be noted that users are advised against trying to exercise their power in this respect, as the army remains oblivious of the legal loophole. Should they discover it, there is a chance we will be dispatched to Guantanamo Bay, or worse still, Iraq.

Oddly enough, Order of Uncyclopedia Rank bears no relation to NATO rank.

Rank Templates

These help others see how cool, sexy, cute, helpful, and attractive you are; and then they will want to become admins also!

United Kingdom

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Other Ranks

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Promotion

Officers can promote or demote subordinates as they see fit up to the rank immediately below their rank, excepting that some promotions and Demotions (for instance, to Admin or Major) occur through other means; for example, Uncyclopedia:VFS. Example: an Admin can promote a user to Lieutenant (although they need not nominate for admin), a Bureaucrat can in addition Promote a Major to a Colonel if they see fit.

In order to notify a user of their promotion, use the template Template:Notice of Promotion and place it on their talk page. This will create documentation of promotion which may then be pasted anywhere else it is needed.

Seniority within a Rank

Within a Rank, Seniority is based upon the Date of Commission; that is, the date they registered on Uncyclopedia. Even if someone was only recently promoted, if they registered before you they have seniority over you. This is of course highly unfair.

NATO Rank

One of the quirks inevitably produced by this scheme is that all Registered Users are now part of the NATO standard rank scale. This could be especially interesting if, for example, a Captain in the US Army were to outrank many of their superiors through dint of writing about Kitten Huffing on the Interweb. This has yet to be resolved...

Roster

(for non-admins, Captain and lower)

Captain

• Rataube: Nominated for sysop once by Isra and once by Tomps.
• Claudius Prime - Promoted by: » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:44, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• King In Yellow - Promoted to 2nd Lt. by: gwax; nominated for admin here
• Sbluen - nominated here
• Ghelæ - nominated here
• Lugiatm - nominated here
• Slackerboy - nominated here
• Wild Weasel - Promoted to 2nd Lt. by: ~ T. (talk) 02:02, 4 May 2006 (UTC); nominated here
• Squiggle - nominated here
• Insineratehymn - nominated here

Lieutenant

• Some user - Promoted by: » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:44, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• Orion Blastar Promoted to 2LT by: ~ T. (talk) 02:06, 4 May 2006 (UTC); demoted to OD by –H.04:59 UTC, 10.5.2006, promoted to 1LT by –H.00:56 UTC, 10.11.2006
• High Gen. Grue - promoted by –H.05:58 UTC, 07.27.2007
• Charitwo - promoted by ~ 10:19, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
• THEDUDEMAN - promoted by ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:43, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
• SPIKE - Promoted by: Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:49, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

Second Lieutenant

• Composure1 - Promoted by –H.
• Prettiestpretty - Promoted by: - Tompkins 18:39, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
• Sir Cornbread - Promoted by –H., 05:31, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Officer Designate/Staff Sergeant

• PiOfFive - Promoted by: ~ T. (talk) 02:16, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

Awards, Decorations and Honours