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2021 is here. You know what this means: we crown ten distinct articles as the top 10 articles of 2020! Here's one for the history books.

If 2020 were defined by one object, this object would be the face mask.
Rules
  1. All users registered before January 1st have ten (10) votes. No more than that.
  2. IPs and users registered on or after January 1st have five (5) votes. No more than that either.
  3. Each change of 0.5 votes in the absolute value of a given article's number of votes is counted as 0.5 votes. For example, adding a half negative vote (-0.5) will count as 0.5 votes, and adding two votes (+2) will count as 2.0 votes.
  4. You can allocate between -1 votes and +3 votes to each article. For negative votes, use {{Against}}. For positive votes, use {{For}}. For multiple positive votes, use {{For}} (x0), where 0 is replaced by the number of votes you wish to allocate. Half votes of -0.5 and +0.5 are allowed, but no other partial increments. Other voting templates are allowed, but try to use unambiguously positive or negative ones.
  5. Feel free to leave a reason beside your vote. You may type it out as: {{For}} (x2) - Really good article. ~~~~ .
  6. Feel free to comment on any article. These do not consume your votes. Use the template {{Comment}} in order to comment on an article.
  7. Sockpuppetry will result in your account getting huffed.

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There's 36 articles to choose from, so make your choices wisely! Or not.

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Articles below are sorted solely by date featured. Feel free to use the table of contents to snoop around.

Public vote is now open, and closes FEBRUARY 8 2021, 01:00 UTC

January[edit]

UnNews:James Dean named Sexiest Man Dead[edit]

Featured January 12th.

Score: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self for This feels like an eternity ago. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:03, 18 January 2021 (UTC)

Jeffrey Epstein[edit]

Featured January 23rd.

Score: 4.5
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.5 Hearts - Not bad at all. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:56am  January 5, 2021
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg +1 MrX blow me 17:23, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg x3 Gone but not forgotten. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 06:02, 18 January 2021 (UTC)

February[edit]

No articles were featured in February 2020. How disappointing!

March[edit]

McDonald's[edit]

Featured March 25th. Second nomination.

Score: 0

April[edit]

Potatoism[edit]

Featured April 19th.

Score: 0

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace[edit]

Featured April 27th.

Score: 0

UnNews:Heaven under coronavirus quarantine[edit]

Featured April 29th.

Score: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg 2xFor ~ Kakun · talk 22:54, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg 1 Heart - Pretty good. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:56am  January 5, 2021

UPN[edit]

Featured April 30th.

Score: 0

May[edit]

UnNews:"Starve the Beast", Trump says[edit]

Featured May 22nd.

Score: 0

June[edit]

Elon Musk[edit]

Featured June 22nd.

Score: 5.5
  1. +3. --EMC [TALK] 15:22 Jan 5 2021
  2. Symbol for vote.svg 0.5 Fors It's ok, at best. Gale5050 complain about me! 19:36, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg x2 ~ Kakun · talk 12:34, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

Social Credit System[edit]

Featured June 26th.

Score: 2
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg 1 Heart - Very good first use of the offset system. Good way, according to the Uncyclopedian's Song, to become a humor writing king. (Or queen.) Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:56am  January 5, 2021
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg +1 MrX blow me 17:29, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

July[edit]

No articles were featured in July 2020. How sinful!

August[edit]

Time Person of the Year[edit]

Featured August 23rd.

Score: 1
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg +1 Self vote. MrX blow me 17:24, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

UnNews:Pink Floyd killed by coronavirus[edit]

Featured August 30th.

Score: 0

September[edit]

Black Lives Matter[edit]

Featured September 5th. Written for PLS.

Score: 6
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 22:49, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg 1 Heart - Pretty good. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:56am  January 5, 2021
  3. Ankh smite.png +2 My favorite of the year. MrX blow me 17:24, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  4. x1 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 15:02, Jan. 9, 2021

Five-second rule[edit]

Featured on 9/11. Rewritten for PLS.

Score: 1.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. HahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaGale5050 complain about me! 19:37, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

x.5 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

Claudia Schiffer[edit]

Featured September 15th. Written for PLS.

Score: 0.5
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.5 Hearts - A good old fashioned mildly offensive article. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:56am  January 5, 2021

COVID-19 Solutions Incorporated[edit]

Featured September 17th. Written for PLS.

Score: 3.5
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.5 Hearts - Not bad at all. Actually, pretty good. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:56am  January 5, 2021
  2. +3 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

UnNews:Biden selects Strong Woman as running mate[edit]

Featured September 19th.

Score: 1
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg +1 MrX blow me 17:25, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

Robot Sex in Popular Media[edit]

Featured September 23rd. Written for PLS.

Score: 0

UnNews:Queen's Coronavirus address in full[edit]

Featured September 27th.

Score: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 22:50, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.5 Hearts - ALL HAIL QUEEN MARY. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:56am  January 5, 2021
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For x2. So 2020. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  14:15, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol heart vote.svg +1 MrX blow me 17:25, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

Waltz with Bashir[edit]

Featured September 30th. Second nomination.

Score: 0

October[edit]

Download more RAM[edit]

Featured October 3rd. Written for PLS.

Score: 3
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg 1 Heart - I'm biased, I know. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:56am  January 5, 2021
  2. +2. --EMC [TALK] 15:23 Jan 5 2021

Ruth Westheimer[edit]

Featured October 8th.

Score: 0

Jimbo Wales[edit]

Featured October 13th. Second nomination.

Score: 7
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg +1 MrX blow me 17:28, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg +3 Top tier quality. Gale5050 complain about me! 18:06, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  3. +3 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

UnNews:CDC recommends eating boogers to curb coronavirus[edit]

Featured October 19th.

Score: 1.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 22:51, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.5 Hearts - Pretty good I guess. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:56am  January 5, 2021

November[edit]

Jerusalem (article)[edit]

Featured November 9th.

Score: 0

Extinctionism[edit]

Featured November 15th.

Score: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For x3 Yes yes yes! ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  14:20, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg +1 MrX blow me 17:26, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

x.5 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

December[edit]

White horses[edit]

Featured December 2nd.

Score: 0

UnNews:Thanksgiving is hella cancelled[edit]

Featured December 9th.

Score: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Good article. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  19:29, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

Kamala Harris[edit]

Featured December 13th.

Score: -0
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg +1 Self vote. MrX blow me 17:26, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg -1 Looks too much like Wikipedia! Gale5050 complain about me! 18:08, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

Pat Buchanan[edit]

Featured December 16th.

Score: 0

UnNews:Anti-maskers ignore Halloween[edit]

Featured December 22nd.

Score: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg 3xFor ~ Kakun · talk 22:52, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.5 Hearts - Pretty good in fact. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:56am  January 5, 2021
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Very timely, my second favorite holiday, and Halloween III. What more do you need? Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:09, 18 January 2021 (UTC)

UnTunes:I wish you could be Christian but you're gay[edit]

Featured December 24th.

Score: 0.5
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.5 Hearts - I wasn't expecting a Christmas carol, but oh well. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:56am  January 5, 2021

UnNews:Strait Country is Rolling Stone's Gayest Album of All Time[edit]

Featured December 24th.

Score: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Semi-self for The article that saved UnTribune. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:06, 18 January 2021 (UTC)

Undecember[edit]

Yes, I just invented a new month to pack in any articles that would otherwise be featured prior to Uncyclopedia's sweet sixteen, but couldn't make it in because of the 12 Nights of Potato Day. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  

Baked Potato[edit]

Featured Undecember 3rd.

Score: 2
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg 0.5 Hearts - P O T A T O. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:56am  January 5, 2021
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's pronounced potato not potato! ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  14:26, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Half Against We rushed through it. Not necessarily “top 10” quality. Gale5050 complain about me! 18:03, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  4. x1 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

UnBooks:Moohammed's facemask[edit]

Featured Undecember 7th.

Score: 0

UnPoetia:Triste et malum est[edit]

Featured Undecember 13th.

Score: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg 2x self for. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  08:58, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

Among Us[edit]

Featured Undecember 15th 16th. Fuck you, DPL.

Score: 9
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg 2 Hearts - Probably "Noob of the Year" quality. In a good way. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:56am  January 5, 2021
  2. Symbol heart vote.svg 3 Hearts - nice. JJP...MASTER![talk to]JJP... master? 12:13, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  14:39, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For (2x) Top tier quality of high relevance. Yeah, this is gotta be top ten. Gale5050 complain about me! 18:04, 5 January 2021 (UTC) Not as funny as I thought...Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:56, 17 January 2021 (UTC)
  5. x1 ShabiDOO 20:40, 5 January 2021 (UTC)