| User
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Number
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Features
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| Aleister
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92
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Anne Hathaway, Mortal Sin, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (with PF4Eva and Funnybony), Garage sale, HowTo:Blow a dog, Sideboob, Nintendo (with Paizuri & Skinfan13), Giant Jew Band, Bruce Wayne (IC collab), Ghosts never seem to play fair, Dennis Kucinich's wife, HowTo:Create a sandstorm, Warm piss water (rw), Spider (rw with Fredd), Why?:Reinvent the wheel, Tantra (rw with Funnybony), UnPoetia:Well-Oiled Birds (with Guildy), Tim Burton (ΥΣΣ collab), Rolex, Marilyn Monroe (with Black Flamingo & Claudius Prime), Taco (ΥΣΣ), Chicken (ΥΣΣ), Jack Dempsey (with Funnybony), Ann Coulter (rw of GerryCheevers rw), UnBooks:Fishing For Children, Disguise, Dreaming, Cemetery of the Absurd, UnBooks:My Daddy Has Two Yachts, California Marijuana Initiative, Bed, Weird (née ΥΣΣ, mostly Black Flamingo), Never on Sunday, The Threat of Festivus, Uncyclopedia is almost full, Jesus was Christian, NOT Jewish (with a 92 vandal sock), HowTo:Go into the light, Todd Palin, Lonely Hearts Column (with Black Flamingo & his gang of ten), Kitten Cookbook, Blockbuster (née ΥΣΣ, with Black Flamingo & Skinfan), Pearl necklace, Science Fiction (colonisationation), UnNews:5-year-old tricks Wisconsin governor (includes a great audio by Dexter and Mrthejazz), UnBooks:The Old Man and LV, Mike Tyson (with Funnybony), Viking Metal, Dinosaur (IC collab), Friday (song) (with this IP), Tombstone, People Who Like to Fuck Naked, Damaged goods, HowTo:Frighten small children (rw), UnNews:Abraham Lincoln was an asshat, historian concludes, Skunk, Inbox (with everyone), Chicago Seven, A pizza a day keeps the doctor away, Puddle of shit (shameful VFD save of a The Dit page), UnNews:911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich, Corpsearian, HowTo:Turn nature into collectibles, Snow angels, UnNews:"All Narcissists Look In A Mirror Day" celebrated, James Bevel, Mohandas Gandhi (with MrN9000 and Ryuken), Dead Dicks (lucky to join Funnybony's anti-war page), Homophones (grammar), Bing Crosby, UnNews:U.S. Supreme Court allows everyone to go naked, Above Top Secret, Ron Paul (with MrN9000 and Jockie Pirat), Frankly Disappointing Telescope (PicsnCaps on a NicknNora page), Bipolar Girl, UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (Collab with user:Funnybony), UnNews:Surprise winner of Masters Golf Tournament cries "Ow!", Yoda (with Xamralco), Peacock, Claudette Colvin, HowTo:Beet off, UnBooks Biography:The guy who invented soap, HowTo:Teach a six-legged lame man how to jump rope, UnBooks:The Second Conquest of the Moon, UnNews:Poor people Occupy St. Peter's Square, Phil Ochs, UnNews:Marijuana Legalized in Florida for Even-Numbered addresses, UnNews:First Pet Rock passes away, UnNews:Earth gains on Mars for sandiest planet, UnNews:Kennedy Assassination Solved, UnBooks:Did you ever lock horns with a goat?, UnNews:Gandhi statue coming to life in London, Oz (TV series), HowTo:Make it drink, James Bevel's face in a cloud, Animals with feet war with animals with no feet, UnNews:Canadian women must now wear horns, God's deleted contributions, Does the pope shit in the woods? (shameful page, with several shamed users), Guidebook to the Voting Rights Movement related faces in the cloud, UnBooks:My Pal Stanley Kubrick, UnNews:Martin Luther King's tomb discovered, The USA versus the primitive Taliban (with 90s Kid21), UnNews:Massage bugs discovered in Uganda, Will Harridge, Evil Jesus (with Zim ulator), The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668) (added to AndrewCStuart's fine page), Newport Cigarettes because fuck yeah I'm drunk let's have some fun, Corn snake
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| Sog1970
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69
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Boer War, British Moon-landing, Lady-Gardening, Mrs God's blog, The Popularity of War, Punk Floyd, What I did on my hols, The History of the Atom, Peter Rabbit Reanimated, Flash Gordon, The Asylum-Seeker's Guide to Visiting McDonald's, The Who: My Re-Generation, Cops Confused at Celtic Carnage, The Duke of Edinburgh Award, The Pilgrim Fathers, The Rough Guide to Gotham City, A CCTV Nativity, Why?: Not fly Air Zimbabwe?, The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care, New Threat to Christmas, Gangs of New York, HowTo:Be A King(co-authored with Fredd), Little Adolf's School Report, The History of the War on Drugs, Charles DeGaulle, How To:Get Married, Tooth Fairy, HowTo:Be Man's Best Friend, Sir Francis Drake, Bob the Sperm (With Fredd), The Six Wives of Henry VIII, His word writ large, The Wizard of Aus, UnNews:David Blaine to die for our Sins, Bond Villain, Interview with a Vampire, The Doolittle Raid, William Westmoreland with Funnybony, Kate Bush (with Black flamingo11), Prince Madog, A. A. Milne, UnTweets:Noah, United States of Earth with User:Funnybony, Egyptian Gods, Collective Nouns, Yogi Berra, UnBooks:Dr Seuss' "The Git who Stoned Christians", Male Adolescence, Roberto Duran with Funnybony, Barbarian, God's Answering Service with User:PuppyOnTheRadio, Lonely Hearts Column (with Black Flamingo & his gang of ten), Un-British Activities, Roger Hargreaves, There'll Always Be An England?, Raymond Chandler's "Murder on the Orient Express", The Abridged Reader's Digest Abridged Classics, Psychedelic music (with Funnybony), Last of the Mohicans, Salem witch trials, Updating The Classics, G-Rex (with Funnybony), Celebrity Advice, Inbox (with Basically Everyone), UnNews:Deity seeks Gagging Order, UnNews:Refugee Pandas safe in Scotland, Recent developments in Crypto-Zoology, UnNews:Alien Invasion Plans Revealed, Next Year's Australian Grand Prix,Totally Torah: Genesis, Monopoly (game), UnScripts:How TV can solve the Third World Debt Crisis, Why?:Eat a full English Breakfast, The Evolution of Modern Music
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| Leverage
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62.5
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UnNews:100m Americans watch West Indies win cricket final • UnNews:Abu Hamza 'devastated' over Queen revelation • UnNews:Ignorance not bliss, new study finds • UnNews:Afghanistan death toll closing in on 9/11 target • UnScripts:Tony Hancock: The Sperm Donor • UnNews:What happened to Italian cocks? • HowTo:Become an Assassin (with Mattsnow)• John Travolta • HowTo:Be an American in Europe • BladeRunnerway Bride • Pope Francis • UnNews:Bush blames Barney for Iraq war decision • UnNews:Hand transplant man masturbates for first time • UnNews:Nintendo Puu to be released • UnNews:Man's nipples fall right off • UnNews:Margaret Thatcher tragically dies 30 years too late • UnNews:Abducted Ohio girls check MySpace • Phone sex (with EricIsOnFire) • Nelson Mandela • Katy Perry hit generator • UnNews:Was 9/11 an outside job? • UnNews:Interview with Nicolas Maduro • UnNews:NFL: Washington set to change nickname • HowTo:Know if you're right brained or left brained • What's-his-name off that thing • UnNews:Michael Bay's guide to public speaking • Daily Mail (edit and rw)• Breaking Bad Wind • Ernest Hemingway (edit and rw)• Captain Britain (with Jesus F Christ)• Canadian baseball • UnNews:US thrilled over pleasant execution • Bidet • Captain Autofellatio (with Hyperbole) • UnNews:Harris wobbled me against my will - board • George H. W. Bush • UnNews:Obama to outline IS strategy after consulting Stonehenge gods • UnNews:Lucy movie affects viewers' brains • Solar wind • President Hoover • UnBooks:Mr. Happy's Bible Primer (with No, yuo) • Pope Francis • Great Pacific Cum Patch • Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant • UnNews:Five cut out and keep comments for your social media life • UnNews:Mick Jagger dragged away by wild horses • Extreme Chess collab • UnTunes:God Screw You Royally, Gentlemen collab • HowTo:Install a ceiling fan without getting your dick stuck in it • Robin Williams • Old White Man • Pornography • UnNews:Link found between watching Super Bowl and concussion • UnBooks:The Black and White House: Hillary and Barack • UnBooks:It's not natural! • Split infinitive • UnNews:Former Last FM chairman launches controversial sexual assault site • Leninade • Reductio ad Hitlerum • Benito Mussolini • Woody Allen collab • UnNews:Flat earthers 'do not exist' • Kurt Vonnegut collab • Black Lives Matter • UnNews:Queen's Coronavirus address in full • UnTunes:I wish you could be Christian but you're gay
• Baked Potato (collab)
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| TKF
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61.5
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Pillow Fighting (with Dr. Skullthumper), Sergei Rachmaninoff, HowTo:Play Russian Roulette, UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased, UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88, Uncyclopedia Department of Tourism, How much can YOU take!!, Selective Inbreeding, Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter, Drugs, Taft Punk, Regent University, Why?:So Serious? (with TheLedBalloon), Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), Al Gore (colonization), Crescendo, Great Britain (colonization), UnBooks:Evelyn, the Modified Dog, Complete list of applications of trigonometry in today's society, Filial Piety, Regular K, The Fourth Stooge, The Song Remains the Same, In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating, Wesley Willis, Muddy Waters, Talk:Milton Babbitt, Rapto-velocity, Milton Babbitt/rewrite, Milton Babbitt, UnNews:Crackpot confirms irrational suspicions after viewing online news piece, HowTo:Beat Shaq, Stratego, Encyclopedia Dramatica (Encyclopedia), Inbox (with Basically Everyone), HowTo:Be Deep (with Dr. Skullthumper and Ljlego), Uh oh! (with Cajek, Mhaille, and Under user), Dave Chappelle, Andy Kaufman (with Mark Twain), Two and a Half Men, Chicks, Peter Dinklage, The Wire, Major urinary proteins (with Socky), Boards of Canada, UnScripts:Good Dog/Bad Dog, Sex, Charles Mingus, Esperanto, Cum Dumpster, Aran Islands, Antifreeze, Skrillex, Reverse Holocaust, God (colonization), HowTo:Meet women, Freezer, Talk Talk, Rock and roll (food), Rocks, Hipster, Stevie Wonder, UnScripts:The United States Government Just Doesn't Give a Fuck, David Brubeck, 1989, Patch Adams, UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy, HowTo:Repair a broken smartphone (with Anton)
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| Hyperbole
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58
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99942 Apophis, Turing Duck Test, Japanese High Schools, Schindler's Listcruft, Why?:Eat your broccoli, UnTunes:Monkeys and Footballs, Thanks for buying our product! Now, fuck you., UnNews:Man forgets 9-11, UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible, Color Me Badd, UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears, Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists, UnNews:Presidential candidates devote all remaining funds to one voter, Pontius Pilates, UnNews:Dewey Defeats Obama, Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant), Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), Colin Powell, UnNews:Man wakes up, Amanda Steele, Action Cop, UnNews:Point-Counterpoint:Is Obama smart to bring back the era of big government?, UnNews:Vampire hunter confused by ancient writings, Dragon Warrior, The fact that you don't want a poodle, Scrub typhus: the geographic distribution of phenotypic and genotypic variants of Orientia tsutsugamushi, Prison Break, UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs, UnTunes:Still Hurting, Fan service, Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants, UnScripts:X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Why?:Don't we do it in the road?, UnTunes:All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay, Third-wave feminism, Pile of Enormous Socks of Genoa, I ate your Haagen-Dazs, Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagna, Amerigo Vespucci, Sparta, What's a nigga gotta do to get a Pee Review around here?, Miss Teen South Carolina, Suddenly, Raccoons, UnBooks:Bad Romance, Brittany Hensel, UnTunes:We In Da Club, Whatcha thinking about?, Aqueduct, A Fine Frenzy, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, UnNews:Journalists unable to wait for the 10th anniversary of 9/11, UnNews:Faggot had personal problem with me (with Clemens177), 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation (with THE), Common sense, The toaster in Pulp Fiction, Heraclitus, Public domain, Captain Autofellatio (with Leverage), Chris Hansen, Caitlyn Jenner
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| Shabidoo
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56.5
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Alzheimers Groundhog's Day, Vending machine vending machine, UnBooks:Those uncomfortable moments when no one knows what to do, Confucius Say: Me Love You Really Long Time (with NoNamesLeft), The Peasant's Dilemma, COVID-19 Solutions Incorporated, UnBooks:Space Jew-hunting, Jimbo Wales, AIDS Popsicles, UnBooks:Sunday my Sunday, Lucifer's userpage (with Scofield), HowTo:Make Breakfast Dew (For Women), UnBooks:Old lady MacIntyre, Fox News, Extreme Piano Playing, The things your family doesn't know, Holding Open Doors (with Mattlobster), Fortnite and homosexuality (with Swineherd), Inter-Lights Inc, My bikini diet, UnBooks:Funeral of the Easter Bunny, Human rights, IEye (with Superbo), Uncycloversity:Rejection Notice (colab), Motorized Shopping Cart (with Socky), Finger Cancer, HowTo:Spell Volodymyr Zelenskyy (with Kakun), This is not an article, Door handle (with Mattsnow), Mosque, Inbox (mass colab), The Milwaukee Cheese Bandit (with Sodapoppers, Norf-Zorg (opera), Mahjong, Waiter, there's a 20 Gallon Bag Full of Dildos in my Soup with TheReturnOfJazz, Nillion (with Funnybony), Krypton (with Mattsnow), Constitution of the United States (actual text) (with Mattsnow and Xamralco), Coronavirus disease 2019 (with various), Apple, The Orbital Resonance Ratio of Jupiter's Largest Moons, Melba Toast, UnBooks:My Summer Vacation in Saudi Arabia, MrX raped by Magic Ponies (with Cat_the_Colourful), White-haired Asian Scientist (with GlobalTourniquet), UnBooks:A Day in the Life of the Canadian Prime Minister, Baked Potato (collab), Hermaphrodite (colab), HowTo:Walk (colab)
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| Mhaille
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53
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Biggles, Neolithic Age, Jingo, Voynich Manuscript, Googlewhack, Prog Rock, Holocaust Tycoon, The Wicker Man, UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece, Merde, She Wrote, Artificial Pseudoscientology, The Diary of Anne Frank, Oscar Wilde, Dead Nigger Storage, Social Commentary, Carry On Films, Hannah Montana, Thermopylae, HowTo:Play the Skin Flute, If you loved THAT, you’ll love THIS, Horatio Hornblower, The Phallic School of Architecture, Erogenous Zones and Difficulties in Overcoming Finding Them, How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show, HowTo:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia, Double Entendre, The Rubens Diet, The History of the Decline and Fall of Uncyclopedia (Adobe Potatochop, Rogue Punchlines, Goa Tse, African Giraffe, Scrawlings of The Artist as a Young Drunk, Jew Claw, Lewd Acts of the Apostles, A Guide to Snark Hunting - An Edwardian Gentlemen's Companion (with Multiliteralist), The Bunfight at the OK Corral, Clementine Attlee (with MrN9000), Eadweard Muybridge, Zoopraxographer, Badly Drawn Porn, Gallows Humour, Norman Wisdom, UnBooks:The Uncyclonomicon - Into the Silent Screaming Mouth of Madness, UnBooks:Fear And Loathing In Blackpool, Lancs (with UU), Gastrorgasmic Cuisine (with Luvvy), Suddenly, 'coons, A Study of Existentialism within Speed 2: Cruise Control, Uh oh! (with TKF, UU and, uh, C?), Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle, Saw (with Kakun), The Maori Show (with Hotadmin4u69), Bi-curious George, Fuck the Police, This is IT! Where's the Money?, Uncyclopedia Guide to Latin Phrases, Quentin Tarantino Presents: The Aristocrats, Gross Moral Turpitude
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| Modusoperandi
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52
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Suburban homeboy, American Fundie Magazine, The Bureaucracy Channel, UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame, Little Orphan Annie, UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans, HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One), Future ☭f tomorrow, today!, HowTo:Be at one with the universe, Stephen Hawking ran over my cat, UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman, Illegal aliens from outer space!, UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture, UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hard, UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war, UnNews:Kids still fucking, UnCon, Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face, Conservapedia (with TheLedBalloon and Ljlego), Jerry Falwell, UnScripts: Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden, UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight, UnTunes:White trash girl, UnNews:"WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layabout, Canadians: A Retrospective, The defense rests, your honor, Dune, UnColumns:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced, Rush Limbaugh (CPAC speech), UnColumns:Dinesh D'souza - The real problem with Newtonism, Karl Lagerfeld, UnMovie Review: Watchmen (with special guests, the Watchmen), Childhood: an essay, UnScripts:HMS Potatore (with Shandon), UnNews:Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend, UnPoetia:An Atheist's Eulogy, Rogue States, The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday May 13, 1865, UnNews:Stop dressing like whores, you whores!, UnColums:Johnnys a big poopy, HowTo:Get hold of a Number Six Cylon (with Sycamore), GMT, Sunni days and Arabian Nights, UnNews:Sputnik is launch!, Elephant, UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot), Irreducible complexity (with Weri long wang), UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime, Super! Giant Robot Team-Force,, Magic Pantheism, Slender Loris, UnNews:New laws doubleplus good for consumers, The Andy Griffith Show, UnScripts:Prometheus
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| Funnybony
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49
|
Laird Hamilton, Mecca Vice, Post Apocalypse, Voidism, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (with Aleister and PF4Eva), Tantra (with Aleister), UnBooks:Keith Richards (with RomArtus), William Westmoreland with Sog, HowTo:Beat jet lag, Jack Dempsey (with Aleister), Alfred E. Neuman, Lord Christopher Monckton, United States of Earth with Sog, Punji Stick (with RomArtus), Tony Jaa, UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon, Roberto Duran with Sog, Joe Pesci (with Black flamingo11), Mike Tyson (with Aleister), Psychedelic music (with sog1970), Jeff Beck, Blue-ringed octopus, Don Martin, Guru Maharaj Ji, Lunar Launch (with Socky), December 21, 2012 (with MrN9000), G-Rex (with sog1970), Kryptonite, Inbox (with many, many, many others), Padmé, Bohemian Grove (with Mattsnow), The Big Crunch, Unobtanium (with Shabidoo), John Belushi (with MadMax and Oliphaunte), UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable, Dead Dicks (with my pal Aleister), Amero, Womp Rat, The Yardbirds, India (with PuppyOnTheRadio), UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (Collab with my pal Al), Bhagavad-gita, My Lai Massacre, Baby boomer (with MrN9000), UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain, UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon, UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse, UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming, Soma, iBauer, Mutaween, UnNews:Unwikileaks in the news, Nillion, UnNews:Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster’s ex-wife, Glass Mike Tyson, UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize, HowTo:Pimp a ho, Flying Purple People Eater, Uncyclopedian, The Misunderstood
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| Black flamingo11
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46.5
|
Roger Ebert, Frog, Takeshi's Castle, Salamander, Alice in Sunderland (with Siddhartha-Wolf), Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci (with Funnybony), Curry, The Godfather Part II, Marilyn Monroe (with Aleister), Until the Cows Come Home, Kate Bush (with Sog1970), Dragon Age: Origins, Chicken (with various), Shakespeare Authorship Debate, Denise Milani's breasts, Cancer (constellation), EVEN CHEAPER CAR INSURANCE!, Utopia, Weird (with Aleister), The Godfather Part III, Dark Science, Lonely Hearts Column (with these users), Blockbuster (with Aleister and Skinfan), BabyTV, Samurai, Bass, Toshiro Mifune, Ovum, Born again, UnNews:Humans evolved from dinosaurs, Sofia Coppola, Armenian Genocide, Inbox (with basically everyone), Final Fantasy VII, Boyfriend (with Mattsnow), Creation myth, Sun (with Magic man), Watermelon, Horseshoes (game) (with Oliphaunte and Mattsnow), Australian Pink Floyd, Arecibo Message, UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer, Deviled eggs, Where the wild onions grow (with Lyrithya), The Exorcist, Aristocrats (class), Sylvia Plath, Ask Jeeves, Avenge my death, Snips, snails and puppy dog tails, Luxembourg (city), Symphony in Z Minor
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| Guildensternenstein
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41.5
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Metal Gear Solid, UnBooks:The Lost Introduction to Walden, David Lynch, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, Andrei Tarkovsky, Ingmar Bergman, Trogdor the Burninator, Seal Clubbing, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, Peyton Manning, Akira Kurosawa, Godzilla, Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition, Sergio Leone, Pious Christians Against Shellfish, Chutes and Ladders, Quentin Tarantino, Mastodon, Barack Obama's Teleprompter, MonsterQuest, UnBooks:Insipid Sentimental Women's Novel, Carnies, Will Smith, HowTo:Write a Progressive Rock Song, Opeth, UnBooks:"Incoherent Overwritten Literary Trainwreck" by Thomas Pynchon, Biology, John Milton, UnPoetia:Well-Oiled Birds (with Aleister), Red Sea, Behind the Music, Russo-Japanese War (with Blarg4, sort of), UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged, Tea and Strumpets, UnBooks:Duty, UnNews:Fantasy realms left defenseless in wake of Warcraft expansion pack, UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England, UnNews:Madden 12 to feature new Lockout Mode, Ben Croshaw, Sans-culottes, Inbox (with basically everyone), UnNews:Fred Phelps reads rest of Bible, disbands Westboro Baptist Church, UnNews:Zeus Endorses Schwarzenegger for Republican Presidential Candidacy
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| TheLedBalloon
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39.5
|
UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water, 667:Neighbor of The Beast, UnNews:Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis, HowTo:Check for Lumps, UnBooks:The Castaway, UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development, Walls, Volcano, Why?:Nuke the whales, Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, UnNews:Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference, Heat death of the universe (with Cajek) UnBooks:Science Fair, UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic, Star Wars, UnNews:Massachusetts school's winter break renamed to please all religions, UnNews:Strange "white stuff" falls from sky, America baffled, Conservapedia (with Ljlego and Modusoperandi), Lake Spooky, Pyromaniac, Why?:Blame Hitler (with SysRq), UnNews:PBS facing lawsuit after The Count's televised drunken profanity, Fourth Wall, Everything is great, UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' (With The UnIdiot), Lewd Acts of the Apostles (with Mhaille and Prettiestpretty), Physics Act of 1707, HowTo:Hotwire a car, HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (with RAHB and Dr. Skullthumper), Iron Maiden, Why?:So Serious? (with Thekillerfroggy), UnBooks:Hospital, UnBooks:Travels Through the Tropics, UnScripts:The Device, Unquotable:Keanu Reeves (with The UnIdiot), History of New England, UnBooks:The Nearly-Chaste Mormon's Guide to Quitting Masturbation, Yellow, Telephone pole, UnNews:Obama shamelessly pushes liberal agenda on schoolchildren, Radical Republicans, UnNews:Man sues God; is smited, Charlie Brown (with Sycamore), Red Bull
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| Mattsnow
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38.5
|
Heaven's Gate, Doping in sports, UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions, Boston Molasses Disaster, Inbox (with a Whole Bunch of Everybodys), George Carlin, Bohemian Grove (with Funnybony), Rand Paul, UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning, Québec, Boyfriend (with Black Flamingo), UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies, Mini-golf and HowTo:Train to look awesome! (both with Magic Man), Horseshoes (game) (with the Frozen Mammoths), MKULTRA, HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness!, Door handle (with Shabidoo), Don King, Herman Cain (with Romartus, Magic Man and Socky), Mexico tourism brochure, Mount Everest Disaster, UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away, Steve Irwin, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Rick Santorum (with Xamralco), Resident Evil, Earth's Children, UnNews:Our Great Leader Kim Jong-un brings even more prosperity to us glorious North Koreans, UnNews:Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar, The Great Elephant Revolt of 2011, UnNews:Debate over death penalty raging in Canada, UnNews:Montrealer fed up with strikers dismembers one, UnNews:Cannibalism becoming increasingly popular, Quebec City, HowTo:Become an Assassin (with Leverage), UnRecipe:Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis (with Oliphaunte), Krypton (with Shabidoo), Constitution of the United States (actual text) (with Xamralco), Tour de France (with Lizbink), Peter Sagan, Amazon: A survival story, UnNews:Wrestlemania 87 commentary LIVE!, Winter sports, Nirvana (with Xamralco), The Last of Us, The 9-11 Commission Report
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| Electrified mocha chinchilla
|
38
|
Inanimate Sponge, Really Big Tree, Grue's Clues, HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement, Adolf Hitler, Letter to the Isle, Preflight procedures, Commercial, Maginot Line, Godzilla vs. Urethra, Holocaust denial denial, Why?:Destroy the Rainforest, Alien v. Predator, United Nations Charter, Virginia Tech Massacre (with Ljlego), Poetry, Give a shit, Uncyclopedia Madness, Officers and Espionage, Jesus' foreskin, Morning wood, Gay whales in Darfur, HowTo:Tell who is posting as an admin on the Uncyc Facebook page, The Grand Canyon, Anderson Cooper, 5 Things Cracked Stole From Uncyclopedia, Muammar Gaddafi, UnNews:Justin Bieber eats a sandwich, UnNews:Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug, Archaeology, Thunderstorm of 1976, UnNews:U.N. warns Syria to halt violence or face further warnings, The Maori Show (with Mhaille), Dr. N. Toleránt's Informative Letter: An Informative Letter, Offended, Confederate States Air Force, Gym, Untitled Airlines (with Aimsplode and Dr. Skullthumper), Vaping
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| Ljlego
|
37.5
|
Fat Albert, HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute, Nazi, Mad TV, HowTo:Be a Jehovah's Witness, iTrip, UnNews:Procrastinators Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged, HowTo:Beat the Odds, HowTo:Be a Gangsta, UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD, Heavy Classical, Russian reversal (phenomenon), UnNews:Monogamy in Utah upsets economy, D, UnScripts:Dora the Explorer: The Movie, UnBooks:Coming of Age Tale, Hodgepodge, Chuck Norris, UnScripts:Feel Good Sports Movie, UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) (With The Thinker), UnNews:Gandhi posthumously accused of mass genocide, Shrek, UnScripts:Emergency Room, UnNews:Tobacco picketing found to be addictive, UnBooks:Fischer Price, America (with THE), File 8AO4F: The God Case, UnScripts:Noah's Ark, Conservapedia (with TheLedBalloon and Modusoperandi), Uncyclopedia:No Reading Articles, UnScripts:To'Romisha, UnNews:Joe Schmidt "only good driver in the world!", Virginia Tech Massacre (with people I'm too lazy to remember the names of), UnNews:Michael Jackson dies! Also Farrah Fawcett, Victory, UnScripts:The Socialer Network, UnTunes:Ain't Another Way (The Pedophile's Lament), HowTo:Be Deep (with Thekillerfroggy and Dr. Skullthumper), Uncyclopedia:Don't Eat Waffles Here, UnNews:"Gay" doesn't mean what Internet thinks it means
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| Kakun
|
37
|
Avi Toledano, Baboon, Behemoth, Category:You Are (collab), Claudia Schiffer, Death (band), Five-second rule (with MrX and Shabidoo), Holocaust film, HowTo:Spell Volodymyr Zelenskyy (with Shabidoo), I Fucking Love John "Bermuda" Schwartz, II Am Legend, Jerusalem (article) (with MrX), L7, Lost in Translation (collab), Madonna, Mel Gibson, Mr. Garrison, Music video, Peng Shuai, Pfizer, Punk rock, Ruth Westheimer, Saw (with Mhaille), The Larry Sanders Show, UnBooks:Moohammed's facemask, UnNews:Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; USA Joins in Support (with Shabidoo), UnNews:Pink Floyd killed by coronavirus, UnNews:Saw X still the only logical candidate for Best Picture, UnNews:Stan Marsh presents: 2022 FIFA World Cup, UnNews:Strait Country is Rolling Stone's Gayest Album of All Time (with PF4Eva), UnNews:Vladimir Putin assassinated by Carrie Mathison, UnReviews:Rotten Tomatoes, UnScripts:Waiting For Godot 3: Waiting For Gadot, UnTunes:Animal (with actual animals), UnTunes:Kryptonite, Waltz with Bashir, Why is book? (collab)
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| PuppyOnTheRadio
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37
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Six Hats, Guide to a Postmodernist Art Exhibition, Psyché, Number bases, Isaac The Tank Engine, Lateral Thinking, UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video, UnNews:Australia says "You just don't understand our humour!", Love, Street Fighter, Microsoft Knowledge Base, Stereotype, Intelligent Mathematics, Monitor, UnDebate: Is it ever right to restrict freedom of speech?, HowTo:Change a Spare Tire, Creationism colonisation, Game:Alone in the dark, Tropical cyclone, Lateral thinking puzzle, Occam's Razor, Bruce Wayne colonisation, Chatroulette, Daily News, UnBooks:Where do babies come from?, Karate Kid, God's answering service with Sog1970, Lonely Hearts Column (with Black flamingo11 and these users), Decentiousness, Science Fiction as colonisationation, Thank God it's Friday, HowTo:Be Happy, Mathematics, Counting to potato with Mockingbird ST, God as colonisation, India with Funnybony, Salvador Dali, Political correctness, Fifty shades of grey, HowTo:Become the king of pop, Twitter, History of the world
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| Cajek
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35.5
|
J'accuse, Red Light, Why?:Cancer is Great, Heat death of the universe (co-authored with TheLedBalloon), Classy, Why?:Hunt Unicorns, Normal, Why?:Give Up, Why?:Take Your Fish To Work, G Rated Talking Animal Movie, UnNews:"Hungry Hungry Hippos" celebrates anniversary, Otter, UnNews:Something Wicked This Way Comes, Mordor Jalapenos, Game:Oliver Twist, Unidentified man in green firing turret, Star Wars (Japanese Opera), The Old Country, UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17, Traditional Values, UnNews:Your family died, HowTo:Write the Great American Novel, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (co-authored with MrN9000), Sarah Plain and Tall, Universe (musical), Bucephalus, The Men in Blood-Stained Overcoats Who Stay Out of Sight, Waiting For Just the Right Moment, UnBooks:Polar Express, Why?:Do a Pee Review (co-authored with MrN9000), Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times, Tapheselachophobia, Unfomercials:Uncyclopedia Krazy Kemistry Set, Albanian interpretationalist cinema, UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Brown and Wikipedia Brown solve the mystery of the missing smugglers and their hidden cave or something, Lobster (co-authored with Gerrycheevers and UU), Riddle, Uh oh! (co-authored with TKF, Mhaille and UU), The Life and Times of a Cute Little Puppy
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| The Thinker
|
32.5
|
UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up, Folgers Crystals, Mr. Kearsy, Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?, UnNews:Your grandma might be Al-Qaeda, Cup Stacking, Bowtie, UnBooks:Employee Manual (co-authored with SirIsaac), Raoul Duke, Easter Bunny, UnNews:Stuffy intellectuals discover internet memes, HowTo:Deceive people on eBay (co-authored with Manforman), UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury, UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) (co-authored with Ljlego), Rebecca Sealfon, UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (co-authored with RAHB), Drunk Olympics (co-authored with THE), Jaws did WTC (co-authored with Bradaphraser), UnBooks:The Hell's Chicken Showdown of 1993, Donner, Break Up Letter, UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (co-authored with RAHB), In Confidence We Walk: Upton Sinclair's Keynote Speech to the National Writer's Consortium, 1943, Hillyard & Brickman Corporation (co-authored with So So), Use a Coaster!, Consolation Prize (co-authored with RAHB), UnNews:Irish voters get it all wrong (co-authored with NaturalBornKieler), UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk, Interpretive Death, MF DOOM, UnScripts:The Creature of Planet Cheese, UnNews:Protests erupt as Australia braces for Aimee Mann concert, Rich Uncle Pennybags, UnNews:Free in-app commerce is a go on iPhone, oldest profession first to capitalize (co-authored with Puffskein), UnPoetia:The Best Damn Tape Measure in the World, Did I really move to LA?, UnBooks:The Wait, UnNews:Islamic controversies ruining 9/11 celebrations across the country
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| Cap'n Ben
|
31.5
|
1927, Aesop's Fables, Fascist, Stereotype Reassignment Surgery, Certificate of Hitlertude, Alternative Medicine, Old Tech, Victorian Era, Uncyclopedia Brown, HowTo:Cook While Drunk, UnBooks:Dracula (co-authored with Hardwick Fundlebuggy), Colonel, Saint Frankenstein's Day (co-authored with El Zoof), Thomas Edison, Harry Houdini, All of the Above, HowTo:Show your appreciation for the band Led Zeppelin, Al Capone, Ferdinand von Zeppelin, Harry S. Truman, Robin Hood, The Gathering Horror, UnNews:Area 51 opened to public, Goldfish (co-authored with Gerrycheevers), UnNews:Corrections, UnBooks:Great Abridged Literature, J'accuzzi, Jimmy the Cowboy, Why?:Is my molten steel bill so high?, UnNews:2008: Year in Review , Plankton, UnBooks:DIY and Carpentry Tips by Jesus Christ, HowTo:Be a Detective: Lessons from the Masters
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| Gerrycheevers
|
29.5
|
UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others, DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations, Alaska, Red Baron, UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange, Gemini, Mousetrap, Goldfish (co-authored with Cap'n Ben), Gerry Cheevers, NASA, Bomb Shelter, Pie Chart, Al Gore (Colonization), UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes, HowTo:Be a Douchebag, Cactus, Kingfisher (co-authored with Stupid Fat Hobbit), AIDS (Space Program), Robert Shaw, Great Britain (Colonization), C-3PO, Wild Bill Hickok, World of Warcraft, Stone the Israeli Tank (co-authored with Idigl7220), Abraham Lincoln, Lobster (co-authored with Cajek and UU), Ann Coulter (co-authored with Aleister), 1993, Is the bear a Catholic?, Umbrella, Hell, Aries, Tornado
|
| DrStrange
|
28
|
Abnormality, Youth, The Female Drivers' Guide to the Road (American Version), HowTo:Be A Damsel In Distress, Private Eye (With Prettiestpretty) , UnBooks:A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction (With Nachlader) , Economic Collapse Barbie™, Godzilla vs. Vaginus, Ark of the Covenant, HowTo:Pick The Perfect Turkey, Vortex, UnBooks:Menstruation: A Guide For Men by Jack Black, It's Your Turn To Take Out The Trash, A Brief History Of Hot Bitches In Leather Kicking Ass, HowTo:Make a B-Movie Monster, Red Herring, Enhanced Interrogation Techniques, The Hayes Family Newsletter, HowTo: Be A Production Manager, California Highway Patrol, Mark Rothko, Extreme Paranormal, McDonland, Jihad Jane, Take Your Son To Work Day, HowTo:Regift, Ghostwriter, HowTo:Be A College DJ, The X-HEIRS
|
| Under user
|
27.5
|
HowTo:Fuck Off, Shopping list, Down with this sort of thing!, Hyperdrinking, UnScripts:Average Cop, Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament (with Codeine), Bubble Wrap, Spontaneous Combustion, UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies, HowTo:Be A Supervillain, Fish Puns (with MrN9000), Why?:Do I Like Tango and Cash?, The Millennium, Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? (with Prettiestpretty), Gazelle, Test Match Special, Röak Band - Teütonic Invasion (mit Mördillö), Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small (with AE), Ich Bin Ein Celebrity Juden, Get Me Out Of Here!, Jose Mourinho, Death of the author, The Radio Star Murder, Lobster (with Gerrycheevers and Cajek), UnBooks:Conversations With My Father (with some unshaven dunderhead), UnBooks:Fear And Loathing In Blackpool, Lancs (with Mhaille), Scraggle, Mark Robinson (with Ptok), Polar Bear, UnBooks:The Revelations of St John the Divine of Woking, Uh oh! (with Cajek, Mhaille and TKF), PE Teacher, Lynx Cool Metal Shower Gel, UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire (with RAHB)
|
| Hardwick Fundlebuggy
|
27.5
|
Bouncy Castle, Citizen Kong, Banana Skin Joke, Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner, The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships, Humosexual, Sausage Butty Batter Nugget, HowTo:Kill two birds with one stone, Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal, 001, The Free World, Christmas Number Ones, Protect and Survive, Good cop/Bad cop, UnBooks:Dracula (co-authored with Cap'n Ben), The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones, But Seriously..., The Poor, Thomas Hardy, March of the Penguin Brothers, Pop Bomb, Gas tungsten arc welding, Freudian slip, Vangelis, UnBooks:Parkhurst Pete's World of Wonders, Gonzo Journalism, Edvard Munch, User:Hardwick Fundlebuggy
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| Todd Lyons
|
27
|
Fecal E.Coli, The Night After Christmas, Richard M. Stallman, OCD, The Root of All Evil, On a stick, Embracing Mediocrity, Oscar Mayer, Patriotism (with Claudius Prime and Mhaille), HowTo:Get Banned, Horton Hires a Ho, The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women, Dear John letter, The Vagina Monologues, Life's Answerable Questions, Ecky-Thump, UnTunes:Middle Aged Suburban White Guy Rap, UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care (co-authored with Some user), Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes, Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters, Dear Diary, UnTunes:I Like Cats (The Other White Meat), Billy Graham, Failure University, Fake announcer voice, Ice cream truck, ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign, Ethnicity
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| Savethemooses
|
26
|
Pot v. Kettle, Mediocre Britain, Spanish Inquisition, Seven Deadly Sins, Teletubbies, Phonics, Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies, Lord Byron, Kool Aid, World War I (video game), iPod yocto, J.D. Salinger, Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted, Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes, Z, Wall Street Crash of 1929, Pontius Pilot, HowTo:Smell a Bit Like Fish, Slate industry in Wales, Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high, Innovations in Comedy, Self-toasting bread, Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation, UnBooks:USA ROCKS!, Door handle
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| 15Mickey20
|
25
|
UnCameron, Martina Hingis, Old McDonald, Sweatshop, A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid, Much Ado About Nothing, Paris Hilton, Eurovision Song Contest, Rafael Nadal, UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 20¾, Robert Mugabe, Sania Mirza, HowTo:Boil an egg, A-level, UnNews:Cancer is racist, James Bond (character), Claude Debussy, Disorganised crime, Queen Elizabeth I, Dmitry Medvedev, Cheryl Cole, Novak Djokovic, Vladimir Putin, Anna Kournikova Penis penis Penis penis penis penis Penis penis
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| Kippy
|
24.5
|
HowTo:Survive A Premature Burial, UnNews:Obama to America: "April Fools!", UnNews:Stand Up to Stand Up to Cancer, Skeptic's Annotated Santa, UnNews:Maria speaks to us, UnNews:Civil war hits Wisconsin, UnNews:Grinch calls Whovillians 'invented people', Chanupocalypse, Auld Lang Syne, UnNews:Uncyclopedia moves to UPN, UnNews:Joe Biden stepped in dog shit, UnNews:Indeed, Quvenzhané Wallis is a cunt, UnNews:Hark! The Herald Angus Sings, You Are Gay (Mostly ChiefjusticeDS), UnTunes:Imagine No Taxes (sung by Leverage), Neo-Luddite Dynamite, UnNews:President pardons furries, A Charlie Brown Christmas (with assistance from Abacab), UnNews:Disney merges Star Wars and Christmas, UnNews:Trump nominates new Dr. Who, UnNews:European Union turns Donald Trump into a walrus (collab'd with Wageslav, images by Supergeeky1, Zombiebaron and MyOwnBadSelf), UnNews:New documentary challenges Simpsons aliens, UnNews:Heaven under coronavirus quarantine, UnNews:CDC recommends eating boogers to curb coronavirus, UnNews:Thanksgiving is hella cancelled, UnNews:Anti-maskers ignore Halloween
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| So So
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24
|
Fire hydrant, You are dead, UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research, Pufflebump Snugglekins, Long walks on the beach, Fire Hydrant 2: Rehydrated, UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch, UnNews:My son makes the play of the game, Pacific War, Hillyard & Brickman Corporation (co-authored with The Thinker), Melville the One Trick Pony, Just pennies a day, Public service announcement, Hot indiscriminate sex, UnNews:Would-be-hero fatally defeated by common slime, UnNews:Movie character fails to heed helpful advice (co-authored with Mrmonkey72), HowTo:Love me,Drill sergeant, Aunt Ginny’s Saturday afternoon lunch at Bob Evans, UnNews:The God Interview, Yellow fever, Tittyfuck rape, Animal fucking, Swedish steamshovel, Romance of the Three Kingdoms
|
| SPIKE
|
23
|
Bitcoin, Corn, Grand Rapids, Michigan, Green ink, Guyana, Hairy ball theorem (with EricIsOnFire, Kerala, Koch Brothers, Maine, Mensa, Objectivity, Prime Directive, Saskatchewan, Talk radio, Tetragrammaton, There Isn't Any, Donald Trump, Volleyball, Work, UnNews:Prof sues law school for bias against conservatives, UnNews:Romney/Ryan to re-institute Negro slavery, Hmor (with Romartus), Minor League Baseball (with HauntedUndies), Universe (with prior authors), Massholes, American cuisine
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| An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays
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22.5
|
Why?:Read a Book, Why?:Collapse Space-Time, UnBooks:IRAQATTACK, Marie Curie, The Dog Dies at the End, Why?:Trade Your Family's Only Cow For Magic Beans, UnNews:I have taken hostages, UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook, Isaac Newton, Voter Information for the 2008 US Presidential Election, UnNews:Is the Government doing enough to appease the Sun God?, Space Invaders, The Great Gig in the Sky, Tool (band), UnNews:Local man disappointed as Twister game fails to turn sexual, Arachnism, UnNews:Snickers launches new advertising campaign, UnNews:Getting oiled-up fails to make seabird more attractive to females, Fluffy Bunny World, UnNews:Tea Party supporters oppose plans to display severed heads of 9/11 victims at Ground Zero, UnNews:Post-structuralist engineer blamed for bridge disaster, MTV Cribs, God (colonization)
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| Prettiestpretty
|
21
|
Rocky Mountain Oysters, That old woman next door, Colossus of Barbie, UnBooks:See Dick, UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman, 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora New York, Old hippie chick who's always collecting money, UnNews:Homeland Security administration declares new "Gut Feeling" threat level, HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum, Little boy who lives down the street, Why?:Have Humongous Breasts, UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind, Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Lewd Acts of the Apostles (With Mhaille and TheLedBalloon), Romance novel, Snuggie, Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? (With UU), Brothel, UnNews:Spector leaves Republican Party: They're not who I am anymore, The Fat Girl, Queen Victoria, Fanny Cradock,
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| Sycamore
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21
|
Tony Visconti, Battleship Potemkin, David Bowie, Walpurgis Night, France, UnBooks:The Digital Divide, HowTo:Get hold of a Number Six Cylon (with Modusoperandi), Kettlebell, UnBooks:The Case of the Quagga of Kuala Lumpur, UnBooks:The Stranger, Propaganda, Charlie Brown (with TheLedBalloon), UnBooks:Tropic of Cancer, UnBooks:The Bilderberg Group, Money, UnGuides:Being an American Television Producer, Why?:Does Mads Mikkelsen not speak one line of dialogue in Valhalla Rising?, James Broun-Ramsay, 1st Marquess of Dalhousie, UnBooks:Jacques Attali's guide to predicting your future, Byronic hero, UnReviews:Robinson in Ruins, UnGuides:Being an American Television Producer, Why?:Have an alienating music taste
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| Romartus
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21
|
Herod the Great, Whigs, UnBooks:Keith Richards (collaboration with Funnybony ), Dylan Thomas (Near complete rewrite from existing stub), UnNews:North Korea purge football team after 7-0 humiliation (with Smuggler), Augustus (total rewrite), Herman Cain (with Magic Man, Mattsnow and Socky), Titus, UnScripts:Titanic Wireless Transmissions Conspiracy, RMS Olympic, Helen of Troy (with help from Zarbag), Julian Assange (with help from Rei ), Battle of Trafalgar (near complete makeover from existing article), Hmor (collaboration with SPIKE), Muffin the Mule, UnBooks:Dirty Harry Potter (reworking, extension and adding extra illustrations to a translated article by Tiennos), HowTo:Insulate your loft (extension from Lantash's article), History of Great Britain (rewrite collaboration with Zarbag), UnBooks:The Brothers Karamazov (re-editing and adding to an existing article), RMS Titanic (added some pictures and re-wrote a number of paragraphs), Deepwater Horizon oil spill (with EDiot), Constantine II, Holy Roman Empire, Cleopatra (complete re-write but kept some pix from original article), Antoninus Pius (nearly everything), Josef Stalin
|
| Procopius
|
21
|
Snopes, Dark Ages, Battle of Gettysburg, UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic, HowTo:Write A Cover Letter, Hays Code, Washington and Lafayette, Church of God the Wholly Incompetent, Political advertising, New Hampshire Merchant Cat, Third Epistle to the Thessalonians, Blackbeard Catering Company, Erraticus, Mae Zedong, Edward the Gibbon, Misquoting Jesus, Defender of the Clown, Democrazy, UnNews:Militant atheist decides her car keys never existed, Assassins from the future, Joe Namath
|
| Xamralco
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20.5
|
HowTo:Replace bread with something else, Why?:IPs can't edit the main page, Colorless green ideas sleep furiously, SpongeBob SquarePants, Italy, UnBooks:My Tedious Day, God's userpage (with Magic man, Lollipop, and PopGoesTheWeasel), Anti-humour, Rick Santorum (with Mattsnow), Cow tipping, War, UnBooks:The journey of the ugly kitten, UnNews:Some guy does some stuff, Human anatomy, Yoda (with Aleister and some random IPs), Chick-fil-A, Doody, Disney, Constitution of the United States (actual text) (with Mattsnow), Cafeteria food, My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection, Solar flares, Nirvana (with Mattsnow)
|
| RAHB
|
20
|
Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!, Why?:Remove Your Penis, UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (collab'd with Thinker), UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (collab'd with Thinker), List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway, UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not, Consolation Prize (collab'd with Thinker), UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged), HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (collab'd with TheLedBalloon and Dr. Skullthumper), Observational Comedy, UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition, UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems), Topaz, Dikembe Mutombo, UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire (with UU), The guy who always conveniently has anything needed stored in his ridiculously large 80s parachute pants, I Have A Problem, Banana Jacket, Arizona, Nazi Eating, Whale bones, Matt Smith giving Mr-ex777 buttsex (collab'd with Frosty), My Week Without Porn
|
| MacMania
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19
|
Cheerios, Sherlock Holmes, UnScripts:Star Wars (2010), Firefly, UnScripts:Pixar: An Introduction for Uncyclopedians, UnBooks:An Authentic Journal of Travelers on the Oregon Trail, UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés, The Doctor, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Portal (game), Lens flare, Dalek, Chekhov's gun, HowTo:Be Japanese, Cuban Missile Crisis, UnScripts:Good Cop Inanimate Cop, Moby-Dick, Rosetta Stone, The Merchant of Venice
|
| Roza
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19
|
Elon Musk, Gamergate, Gangrene, Hostile architecture, HowTo:Be an adult, HowTo:Keep an idiot entertained, Lincoln Logs, Mandela effect, Papyrus, Sam Harris, Sovereign citizen, Spambot, Star Wars opening crawl, Sunset Advisory Commission, UnPoetia:I went to Target § Cars 2 (w. Abacab), UnNews:European Union turns Donald Trump into a walrus (w. Kip the Dip), People's Glorious Republic of Uukumbamabahalarata (w. misc), Tumblr (w. Kazimiera, Zana Dark)
|
| RabbiTechno
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18
|
Rough Pubs, UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released, Pre-decimal British Coinage, UnNews:Political extremism on the rise in animal world, History of Google, Kosher Nostra (collab w/ Mordillo), Judaeo-Palaeontology, Fascist Guy, Jewish Cuisine (collab w/ Mordillo), Mutter - mein Endlosung!, Gay Pubs, The Wildlife of England's Canals, BIBLE!, Bulimic Barbee, Take A Break (magazine), UnNews:World distracted, Israel reverts to scheming, Miley Davis, Pikeys - Our Friends, Wild Jews
|
| Nikau
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17.5
|
Tradesmen, Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig, RoboCop, 1969 24 Hours of Le Mans, Extraterrestrial life, Somalia, Antibiotics, Ebola, Firesheep (with Bizzeebeever and EricIsOnFire), Richard Nixon, Cherry, Samsung, Dag Hammarskjöld, Thailand, Jizzlam, Reggae, Sydney, Rough Gay Wolf Sex
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| Orian57
|
17
|
Insomnia, Why?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet?, Why?:Am I a Power Ranger?, Why?:Is There a Moose On This Plane?, Neurotic, HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle, UnTweets:Mr McElroyLand!, Why?:Don't You Get a Job?, Nursery, Snow White, Writing, UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012, UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden, LazyTown, UnScripts:Trapped at Sea, Marble Madness, Why?:Did I Decide to Audition for Big Brother?
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| NoNamesLeft
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17
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Mailing it in, Confucius Say: Me Love You Really Long Time with Shabidoo, My Name is Earl, Louisiana Purchase, Secretary, War of Colonial Aggression, Imagination, Knights in White Satin, Student loan, Streets of Laredo (with Shabidoo), Clint Eastwood's Mule, The Last Poker, Boardwalk Empire, John Hancock Center, Jeopardy!, Alexander Hamilton, Declaration of Gin-Dependence, Vader v. Vader
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| GlobalTourniquet
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17
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UnNews:I Am Not An Al Gore Denier - Richard "Dick" Lindzen, HowTo:Write Good, Inland Empire, Plink, Alfred Hitchcock, HowTo:Write Serj Tankian Lyrics, Jim Jarmusch, UnScripts:Waiting For Godot 2: Waiting With A Vengeance, Rod Serling, UnNews:NFL Claims Ownership of Every Word That Comes Out of Your Mouth, Charlie Kaufman, Terry Gilliam, Feral Child, Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, Astrology, An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, Mountain Dew
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| Mordillo
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16.5
|
HowTo:Learn Hebrew, My Journeys with the GPS, The Porchesian Holocaust, HowTo:Prevent your car radio from being stolen, Jewish Holidays, Truthful Vending GmbH, Polish Inquisition , MSN Messenger's Guide to Manners, Proper Behavior and Slapstick, HowTo:Pronounce Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rashōmon, Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), So you thought that using the Euro as currency would be all fun and games?, Why?Watching a marathon of House, M.D. while you're sick is not a good idea, UnScripts:An interview with an Egyptian taxi driver (with Mahm00shA), Kosher Nostra (with RabbiTechno), Röak Band - Teütonic Invasion (mit ÜÜ), Gemeentevervoerbedrijf, Jewish Cuisine (with RabbiTechno), UnBooks:Conversations With My Father (with that other father that doesn't get any sleep), Science Fiction as colonisationation
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| Hindleyite
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15.5
|
Age of Umpires, HowTo:Avoid speeding tickets/fines, Uncyclopedia is the worst, Handgun, Speech to text software, Universal Remote Control Everything 3000, Adobe Potatochop (co-authored with Mhaille), HowTo: Be a Tramp, Pixellated Face Disease, Argos, Life's Unanswerable Questions, Commercial Conformity Period, HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power, Idea, Wikia Inc. Corp. Ltd., Flying Gypsies
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| ENeGMA
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15.5
|
New Age Psychology, A Tour of Baghdad, Jackson Pollock, Total Fucking Asshole Server 2006, Fundagelical Christianity, Alexander the Great, UnBooks:The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drifters, Civil War, Honesty, The Aeneid: A Research Paper About the Aeneid, The Meeting: A Play in One Act, Hypocrites (With InfiniteMonkey), Prince and the Revolution, Paradise Inc., The Critique of Pure Reason, V.
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| PF4Eva
|
15
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In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, Movie Trailer Announcer Guy, Three Watchmen and a Baby, UnNews:Bruce Springsteen recording of "Tick Tock" surfaces, UnNews:Chevy Chase, Maryland, to change name to Bill Murray, UnNews:Chia bas the 14th letter of the Eglish alphabet, UnNews:David Pecker picked a pic of Bezos's pecker, UnNews:James Dean named Sexiest Man Dead, UnNews:My damn TV won't work, UnNews:This is a window, UnNews:Strait Country is Rolling Stone's Gayest Album of All Time (with Kakun)
|
| The UnIdiot
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15
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UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA", UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white!, UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading, UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral", UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, HowTo:Be safe with guns, Why?:Use a wooden condom, UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album, UnScripts:All Mixed Up, UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' (with TheLedBalloon), UnBooks:Beep, The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN!, UnNews:The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie, UnTunes:Bobby Brown Goes Down (PMRC Edition), Unquotable:Keanu Reeves (with TheLedBalloon), The New Jersey Hoax
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| THE
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15
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UnNews:Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory, HowTo:Turn Your Computer On, UnScripts:Grass in the Mist, UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur, UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween, Drunk Olympics (co-authored with The Thinker), UnScripts:Grass in the Mist II, America (co-authored with Ljlego), UnNews:Survey on apathy cancelled due to lack of interest, UnNews:Study reveals 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD; America congratulates teen boys on sexual exploits, UnNews:Massive stadium brawl breaks out over contemporary solipsist philosophy, UnNews:Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy", The Bourne Pottery Class, UnNews:Obama selects cabinet, still undecided on bookshelf and coffee table, UnNews:OJ Simpson found guilty, sentenced to fifteen years in a resort hotel, A Man Getting Hit in the Crotch 800 Times
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| Zombiebaron
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14.5
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UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook, Socratic Method, UnBooks:The Secret Origins of Cream; Supergroup, UnNews:Doctors find cure for weight loss, UnBooks:The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story, UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To The Zoo, UnPoetia:T.S. Elliot Is Dead, UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia, User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty (with Dr. Skullthumper and TheHumbucker), Template:Boner (with Frosty), UnNews:NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE, UnBooks:The Day I Met My Enemy, UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Owner's Manual, Patch Adams (with TKF), UnBooks:Holmes On Homes, User:Zombiebaron/Resignation
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| Mrthejazz
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14.5
|
GIANT NOVELTY FOAM HANDS!!!, HowTo:Annoy Richard Dawkins, Unreliable Narrator, UnNews:Warrant sent out for the arrest of the Wonderpets, Necrophiliphobia, Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart), HowTo:Be Enthusiastic Like Jack Black, Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day!, HowTo:Staple toast to a wall, Gee, the mannequins at Old Navy sure are hot!, Beige, Don't Feed the Ducks!!!, Rich guys who blow all their money on expensive whores, Inbox (with Basically Everyone), My big 9-11 whoopsie
|
| Lyrithya
|
14.5
|
Crossbow, Wrists, Pursuit of Happiness, Protagonist, Fuck ChiefjusticeDS, Workaround-oriented programming, KDE, Receptive aphasia, Daemonic kitties, HowTo:Write an Uncyclopedia article without reading any of the rules or directions or manuals or policies first, Office Space, Why?:Categorise pages, Sewing (with Nachlader), Page title, twm
|
| The Woodburninator
|
14
|
Thou, UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion, Awkward Conversation, UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth, UnBooks:Michael Phelps Makes Me Sick, UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure:One Ordinary Day, Martin Luther King, Jr., Saturn is a Lying Bitch, Professor X, UnNews:Local boy helps team win championship game, UnNews:Editorial: I don't mean to be rude, but please don't do that to my daughter, Mongolia, UnNews:Local grandfather won't just accept alien overlords, UnBooks:Nuclear Football
|
| Shandon
|
13.5
|
Ironing, Google Middle Earth, Nuremberg Rally, The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner, UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties, Escher, The UnUsual Suspects, The World According to Garm, UnBooks:Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon , UnScripts:The JFK Shootout of 1963, American Dream, UnScripts:HMS Potatore (with Modusoperandi), Frostbite: A Christmas LP, Tojo Books
|
| Dr. Skullthumper
|
12.5
|
Why?:Put Down the Duckie?, Bathroom Humor, Kitchen Sink, HowTo:Bend a spoon, Ode to the Monotony of Life, Pillow Fighting (With Thekillerfroggy), Time travel, Why?:Save the mooses?, Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list?, Why?:Burn a Furby?, HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (with RAHB and TheLedBalloon), UnScripts:The Symposium, User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty (with TheHumbucker and Zombiebaron), HowTo:Be Deep (with Thekillerfroggy and Ljlego), Grandmother paradox
|
| Matt lobster
|
12
|
British Sitcoms, UnNews:Chance meeting between acquaintances causes awkward moment, UnNews:Things that have been done to Christians but would never be done to Muslims show sharp year on year increase, UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time, UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom, Creationist Views on Australia, Lionel Richie Ceiling Dance Conspiracy Theory, UnNews:Numbers at all time low, UnNews:WikiLeaks reveals I was an accident, UnNews:Banks give up defense of burgling customer's houses, Holding Open Doors, Before Broken Britain
|
| Dexter111344
|
12
|
Douche, You should talk about ponies - A letter to Bill Richardson, A wizard did it, Hollywood values, Bitch, UnNews:North Korea celebrates Miley's birthday, UnNews:Polls indicate Americans are terrified, New York hobos, Adam West, Idiots, Hack writer, Gramp's Insane Ramblings: Life Lessons
|
| Necropaxx
|
12
|
Holy Cheese, HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd, Toaster, Top Hat, The Siege of Bordeaux, Hippies, Grim Reaper, Elevator, Antbortion, UnMysteries:The Mysterious Affair at the World War Two Convention, UnBooks:Gone Fishing, Why?:Do I need to provide this?
|
| EricIsOnFire
|
12
|
Why?:Your cat died, Yellow Turban Rebellion, I want a cookie, Gerard Way, Perfect Square, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Reasonable doubt, Don't judge a book by its cover, Phone sex (with Leverage), Assassin's Creed, Firesheep (with Nikau and Bizzeebeever), Qin Shi Huang, PANIC! at the Disco (with MagicBus), Uncycloversity:Rejection Notice (with Shabidoo)
|
| SysRq
|
10.5
|
Charles Lindbergh, Threads Of Our Existence: Excerpts From the Secret Writing Journal Of F. Scott Fitzgerald, Why?:Blame Hitler (collab with TheLedBalloon), Veteran, UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex, Dishwasher, America is the best!!!, Andy Rooney, Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), George W. Bush's Weekly Presidential Address: Week of January 25th, 2009, Al Gore Colonization, UnBooks:Early 90s Young Adult Novel
|
| Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
|
10.5
|
Motorized Shopping Cart (with Shabbers, Bettie Page, UnDebate:Is it morally unacceptable to have babies?, Kosher Nostra (w/ Rabbi, Mordillo, TKF), UnBooks:The Whimsical World of Freedom of Expression (with ColinAYB), UnTunes:Can't Be Blamed (For My Shitty Music) (with Sonje), Miracle Science, Elfen Lied, Lunar Launch (with Funnybony), Major urinary proteins (with TKF), This is not Sparta, Vasco da Gama, Herman Cain (with Magic Man, Mattsnow and Romartus), Japanese TV series centered around battles where powerful creatures are summoned using some small object that usually has a real-life equivalent of these battles in the form of a game, except in real life, you don't actually get to summon any creatures
|
| Zana Dark
|
10
|
HowTo:Handle Flashing Your Vagina in Public, UnPoetia:Show Me Your Tits!, Jesus stole my girlfriend, Scatomancy, Frida Kahlo, Butter, Jared Leto, UnBooks:The Complete Asshole's Guide to Time Travel, I Am the Walrus, Mona Lisa
|
| RadicalX
|
10
|
St. Peter's Basilica, Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition, Idiotic Table of the Elements, The GI Joe-Transformers War, Redundancy, Segregation, Gazebo, New Cooler Edition, Witless Protection Program, Lysol
|
| Magic man
|
10
|
UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city!, HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise, Dinosaur (IC collab), UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows, Visual puns, Inbox (with Basically Everyone), Hypnotist, Mini-golf (with Mattsnow), Sun (with Black flamingo11), HowTo:Train to look awesome! (with Mattsnow), Subliminal stimuli, Herman Cain (with Socky, Romartus and Mattsnow), Lawn mowers
|
| Bad Motherfucker
|
10
|
Jimmy Mozzarella, Jimmy Blackman, Jimmy Parmesan, Dick Willie Johnson, Presidential Baseball Classic, The Milwaukee Cheese Bandit (with Shabidoo), The Dogs, We Were Soldiers, Presidential Bar Brawl Classic, UnScripts:Quentin Tarantino's Teletubbies
|
| MrN9000
|
9.5
|
The Color Problem, Battle of the Sexes, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (With Cajek), The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia, Fish Puns (With Under user), Why?:Do a Pee Review (With Cajek), Pointless Paradox, Clementine Attlee (with Mhaille), Neighborhood Watch (with Multiliteralist, MadMax, Electrified mocha chinchilla), December 21, 2012 (with Funnybony), Mohandas Gandhi (with Aleister), UnScripts:Who built the moon, Ron Paul (with Aleister and Jocke Pirat), Baby boomer (with Funnybony),
|
| Skinfan13
|
9.5
|
iPad, Earth, HowTo: Write Good Poetry, Nintendo (With Aleister and Paizuri), Boyd's Law, Cracker Barrel, Taco (With Paizuri, Al, MsuCarencro, and Happytimes), UnReviews:The Road (2009), Blockbuster (née ΥΣΣ), The First Lunar-American War, Aristotle
|
| IFYMB!
|
9.5
|
UnNews:Elephant beaten to death with grandmother, UnNews:Bale kills Bale in Bale with bale; gets bail, UnReviews:The Crimean War, UnScripts:The Treaty of Minaj-Black, UnNews:Syrup thieves caught, UnNews:Harry gets Hogwarts letter, Katy Perry hit generator (with Leverage), UnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore, UnDebate:What does the fox say?, UnNews:Celtic F.C. sign youth player in transfer mix-up
|
| Braydie
|
9
|
HowTo:Make a Band, HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble, Separation Issues, Vietnam War Hoax, League of Nations, Moses, African Giraffe (co-authored with Mhaille and Keitei), The Consumerist (co-authored with Tompkins) UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks", Scissor
|
| Winstanley1
|
9
|
UnBooks:Only Business, Conceptual Art, Dictation (Co-authored with Aaadddaaammm), Blandford (co-authored with That Guy Huffed Me), Celebrity Manufacture, UnBooks:Surgical Phone, Confession (Catholicism), UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression., Shabalov Vs Areshchenko, UnBooks:The Succession Speeches of Three Roman Emperors
|
| Squiggle
|
9
|
HowTo:Skip School, French Revolution, Water Polo... With Sharks!, Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice, The Annual One-Day-Only Winter Holidays Earlybird 5:00 AM 99% Off Sale, First Gradeism, Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire, One Out of Ten Doctors, UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire
|
| Nachlader
|
9
|
UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English?, Golf War, Vietnamese dong, World Wildlife Fund, UnBooks:A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction (With DrStrange), Battle of the Bulge in my Pants, Phrase, Firearm attachments, Trench warfare, Sewing (with Lyrithya)
|
| MrX
|
9
|
Pat Buchanan, Time Person of the Year, Kamala Harris, Five-second rule (with Kakun and Shabidoo), Baked Potato (collab), Female genital mutilation, UnNews:English church faces persecution for tequila, UnBooks:Chapter One, Fight for Your Right, Jussie Smollett
|
| DeletedUser0008
|
9
|
Battle of the Alamo, Climate change, HowTo:Face your upcoming death, Jeffrey Epstein, Nazi Hover Tank, Purple Prose, Social Credit System, UnBooks:Letters from the end, UnScripts:Bureau of time management
|
| Bizzeebeever
|
8.5
|
UnNews:Son of Gaddafi caught attempting to enter Canada, HowTo:Eat sand, UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship, UnNews:Renewed violence in 506,220th day of Israeli-Palestinian conflict, UnNews:Tournament of Hell to be played again for first time in six years, Crumpet, Tales of an Emo, A Helpful Compilation of the One Hundred (or so) Worst Things to Stick Your Dick into, and an Account of the Scientific Explorations Thereof — An Abridged Folio Edition, with Copious Illustrations and Annotations, for Your Edification and Enlightenment, Firesheep (with Nikau and EricIsOnFire)
|
| Matfen
|
8.5
|
Alec Baldwin, The Fast and the Furious (film series), Keanu Reeves, Chris Rock, Christian Bale, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Kyle MacLachlan, Tim Burton (with ΥΣΣ), John Connor
|
| Bradaphraser
|
8.5
|
Do_NOT_click_any_links!, Rogue Punchlines, Barns and Nobles, George W Bush, Yahoo, Rock, Paper, Airstrike, Jaws did WTC (co-authored with The Thinker), Cyanide, UnNews:Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them, (Leporiphobia and Peyton Manning also appeared on the front page, but were not voted in)
|
| Jocke Pirat
|
8
|
Time Cubicle, UnScripts:The O'Finnertys, The Muffin Man, UnScripts:Heinous Dan, Guinness Brewmasters, EDSAC, Billy Mays (cleaned up by another uncyclopedian), United States presidents with ridiculously accentuated facial features, Ron Paul (with MrN9000 and Aleister)
|
| Imrealized
|
8
|
Hide and Go Jesus, Paradise Lost, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test, HowTo:Clown Stalk, Tom Paine, Planned Parenthood, Apathy Man
|
| Anton199
|
8
|
Probability theory, Python (programming language) (with Denza), HowTo:Repair a broken smartphone (with Argylesocks), Psychedelic Rosie and Her Coat of Many Colors, HowTo:Fry an egg, UnDebate:Should women rap? (with GV), Ukraine (with ScottPat1), A letter about Megan Fox (rewrite), Slut shaming, I have a dream
|
| One-eyed Jack
|
7
|
Patrick Henry, Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God, Ganges, Mr. Beluncle, Literary dedications, Pripyat River, Xenopubes
|
| Llwy-ar-lawr
|
7
|
Please unblock me, English language (with prior authors), UnBooks:My school day, 43 (with Multiliteralist), Cereal, Food, New Age, Potatoe
|
| Everyotherusernamewastaken
|
7
|
Glory hole, Bluestocking, Nothing's syndrome, Rembrandt, UnTunes:God Screw You Royally, Gentlemen, UnScripts:Films of Waves Accompanied by a Breathy Voice-over to be shown at Modern Art Galleries, Aliana y los Enanitos Grandes
|
| TheHumbucker
|
6.5
|
UnNews:Local grandmother finally uses printer, UnNews:Michigan supreme court votes in favor of rapper, UnNews:Study: Blueberries are actually just peas holding their breath, User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty (with Dr. Skullthumper and Zombiebaron), UnNews:Encyclopædia Dramatica ends undramatically, world celebrates, UnNews:Unrest in Syria, nobody cares, UnNews:New 9/11 video inspires advertisers
|
| Frosty
|
6.5
|
James Cook, Minecraft (with Snippy), Template:Boner (with Zombiebaron), Platinum, Matt Smith giving Mr-ex777 buttsex (with RAHB), Why?:Revert the administrators, HowTo:Cure homosexuality, Prohibition
|
| Fredd The Mahmauscher
|
6.5
|
Great Britain (colonization), UnScripts:An interview with an Egyptian taxi driver (with Mordillo), UnTweets:Osama Bin Laden, HowTo:Be A King (with Sog1970), Kurdish Military Industries, MTV Castles: Elizabeth Bathory, UnBooks:Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water, Bob the Sperm (Co-authored with Sir Sog1970), Spider (rw with Aleister)
|
| David Gerard
|
6.5
|
Fountainhead Earth, Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One, KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand, UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones, X Window System, Gay Pride, Command Line (co-authored with SonicChao)
|
| Rcmurphy
|
6
|
Founding Fathers, UnNews:Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame, "Paul is dead" hoax, Internet Movie Database, Grand Theft Audio, Battle of Guadalcanal
|
| El Zoof
|
6
|
Hannibal Lecter (co-authored with Tezmeister), HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw, HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion, Uluru, Waltzing Matilda, List of one letter words starting with A, Saint Frankenstein's Day (co-authored with Cap'n Ben)
|
| KP
|
6
|
Disneyland, Red Shirts, Newmath, Bloodbath, Quantum Economics, War on Terra
|
| MeepStarLives
|
6
|
The Importance of Being Earnest, Cylon and Garfunkel, Nancy Drew, xkcd, Green Dam Youth Escort, Wall Street Kid
|
| EvilZak
|
6
|
Banana Phone, Crimes inspired by video games, Internet (video game), List of weapons that don't exist, but should, National Try To Assassinate The President Day, Random humor
|
| Rei
|
6
|
UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman, UnNews:Overly political spider becoming annoying, Zen, Iceland, Hiroshima, HowTo:Stalk your ex
|
| Rogpyvbc
|
6
|
Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light, Global Cooling, Bipolar bear, Creepy, UnNews:H1N1 OVERBLOWN BY MEDIA!!!!!, Backmasking
|
| Slackerboy
|
6
|
English-American Dictionary, Niggers, WMD(Donuts), The Oldest Trick in the Book, Gibberish, World War I
|
| Some user
|
6
|
Uncycloversity:Rejection Notice (colab), Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet, Neuroipods, Humility, Unquotable:Cthulhu, Everybody cares, UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care (co-authored with User:Todd Lyons)
|
| DJ Irreverent
|
5.5
|
UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist (collab with Moneke), Uncyclopedia Health Service, UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old, UnBooks:Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games, Campaign Leaflet, Pre-Market Economy
|
| HerrDoktor
|
5.5
|
Onomatopoeia, HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi (co-authored with FoxyBabe), UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism, HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies, The Black And White Man, UnBooks:Gallows Humor
|
| Tompkins
|
5.5
|
Don't be Stupid, The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game, Distraction, Teenagers, Vote Fish Penis, The Consumerist (co-authored with Braydie)
|
| Sonic80
|
5.5
|
Art That Looks Like Nothing, Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), Good Old Days, HowTo:Understand Jersey Shore, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus, UnMovie Review:Inception (2010)
|
| RedHot
|
5
|
Toilets in Japan, HowTo:Be Russian, UnReviews:Big Budgeted Action Movie with Tons O' Explosions, Why?:Am I Frozen in Carbonite?, Marmite School for Boys and Young Gentlemen
|
| Oliphaunte
|
5
|
A Day With My Son, Why?:Invade the Falklands, UnBooks:A Pragmatic Affair, Horseshoes (game) (With Mattsnow, Black flamingo11, and Magic man), UnRecipe:Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis (with Mattsnow), There's Something Strange About My Neighbor...
|
| Nydas
|
5
|
UnBooks:Adventure gamebook, Memento, Commemorative plate, Wallet moth, Enid Blyton
|
| Multiliteralist
|
5
|
The only way to success, A Guide to Snark Hunting - An Edwardian Gentlemen's Companion (with Mhaille), Traffic sign, Classical Satire, Neighborhood Watch (with some other dudes), The best comedic methods; analysis
|
| Monika
|
5
|
Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball, Megadeth, UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans, The Prisoner (US Remake), Diamonds & Rust
|
| Keitei
|
5
|
African Giraffe, Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit, Nobody Cares, Blame somebody else, Women
|
| IronLung
|
5
|
My visit with Aunt Myfanwy, Allahakbarries, Pat Garrett, UnBooks:The Redneck Elite (Abridged), Hollywood tour
|
| Heerenveen
|
5
|
Cis-zeatin O-beta-D-glucosyltransferase, Why?:Won't that damn CD player play my vinyls?, HowTo:Drive a train, Driving in Bucharest, Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol
|
| Fishalishalish
|
5
|
UnNews:Local author gives up on dream, Spittoon, UnNews:Man with no head swims English Channel, UnNews:Delicious New Zealand bird set for extinction by 2023, Great Barrier Reef
|
| EpicAwesomeness
|
5
|
A Series of Unfortunate Events, Final Destination, Frog Semen, Function (mathematics), HowTo:Make a sitcom
|
| Doug
|
5
|
Toilet Door Communication, Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News, VCR Manual, Vladimir Nabokov, UnNews:RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole
|
| ChiefjusticeDS
|
4.5
|
HowTo:Interrupt Serious News Broadcasts, UnNews:Uncyclopedia UnSignpost to appear before Leveson Inquiry, Slender, You Are Gay (with Kip the Dip), UnBooks:Aesop's Tables
|
| Insineratehymn
|
4.5
|
Byzantine Empire, Simeon I, Thomas Aquinas, UnBooks:Who Killed God? (With The Humbled Master), Fall of Constantinople
|
| CheddarBBQ
|
4.5
|
HowTo:Get Over Jenny, Leprechaun, Thin Mints, Tim Burton (with ΥΣΣ), Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic
|
| Andorin Kato
|
4.5
|
Anal sex, File sharing, The Pirate Bay, Francis Winkler, The Jesus Laws (with Sliferjam)
|
| DWIII
|
4.5
|
Styrofoam, Table of Contents, Flintstones, Still life, Drawing (with Zwaf)
|
| Tagstit
|
4.5
|
Cardboard Box, Scary Movie, HowTo:Fix the Economy (with Snake7), Oscar the Grouch, Balloon Animals
|
| User:Leoispotter
|
4.5
|
UnNews:Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects, Joy Division, UnNews:Release of new Elder Scrolls game results in mass existential crisis, George Washington, UnNews:Wisconsin resident becomes last man in nation to approve of Congress
|
| Ptok-Bentoniczny
|
4.5
|
Battle of Grunwald, Mark Robinson with Under user, UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik, UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik 2: The Breifist, Alternative legal systems here, I'd like to thank Romartus for help with finding suitbale images for some of my articles
|
| Xiao Li
|
4.5
|
The Speck of Dust Next to My Keyboard (with Wehpudicabok), UnPoetia:Tao Te Ching, Grand Conspiracy, HowTo:Breathe, Taoism
|
| Optimuschris
|
4.5
|
HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days, 21st Century Nazis, Al Gore (Colonization), Great Britain (Colonization), Michael Jackson (Colonization), Jew (Colonization), God (Colonization)
|
| LeeHarveyKennedy
|
4
|
The Official List of the Best Things in Existence, Racoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape, Much Ado About Yokels, Fanfiction.net
|
| Composure1
|
4
|
UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death, UnNews:National Gay Marriage Threat Level Raised to "Flamboyant", UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It, Please delete this page
|
| Enzo Aquarius
|
4
|
HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship, Power Rangers, World War IV, Get Some Mortgage
|
| Jim Groovester
|
4
|
The Destiniad, UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen, Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains, Academia
|
| Kwakerjak
|
4
|
Napoleon Bonaparte, United States presidential election, 1948, United States presidential election, 1840, United States presidential election, 1960
|
| Dawg
|
4
|
Man Uncyclopedia, Home Haggis Maker, Geocaching, Mammogram
|
| Mrmonkey72
|
4
|
Playstation 4, UnNews:Movie character fails to heed helpful advice (collab with So So) , UnNews:Infomercial finally convinces area man to pick up phone, call now, UnNews:Ugly Child Abducted, Quickly Returned
|
| Nameable
|
4
|
UnScripts:The Rapid And The Ragey, UnScripts:Unromantic Comedy, UnTweets:George Peterson, Corn Flakes
|
| Paulgb
|
4
|
Air Guitar, Banned from the Internet , Greatest Inventions, RTFM
|
| UPjcm
|
4
|
HowTo:Be a Troll, UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance, Newt Gingrich, UnDebate:The UnPresidential Debate
|
| Weebils
|
4
|
UnNews:Canada's new phunny munny, UnNews:Junior designer makes her own prom dress, UnNews:Police investigate "bizarre incidents" at Walmart, UnNews:Scientists "discover" new fossils
|
| YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
|
4
|
Hydrogen, Red Lobster, Orion, UnNews:FACT CHECK: Birthday Card not as Accurate as Hoped
|
| Asahatter
|
3.5
|
The Bunfight at the OK Corral (with Mhaille), BBC Wireless 4, UnNews:Recession forces Santa to relocate, Printer Ink
|
| CrabPope
|
3.5
|
Lord Sauron, Joseph Conrad, Great Britain (colonization), A Victorian Gentleman's Guide to the Trivialities of Courtship
|
| Cs1987
|
3.5
|
Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?, Humanity: A Retrospective, Examples of Bias in Conservapedia (with Modusoperandi), Superannuation
|
| Hipponias
|
3.5
|
Extinctionism, UnPoetia:Triste et malum est, Baked Potato (Multi-author collab), HowTo:Walk
|
| Padddy5
|
3.5
|
HowTo:Interrupt Serious News Broadcasts With ChiefjusticeDS, Humphrey Bogart, UnScripts:Starsky and Hutch, Michael Bay's The Godfather
|
| Snarglefoop
|
3.5
|
Cockroach, Adam and Eve, Bread machine, Humans (with Jesus F Christ)
|
| Syndrome
|
3.5
|
Archery (with Why do I need to provide this?), Let Someone Else Do It, The Lorax, Teabag everything that moves
|
| Why do I need to provide this?
|
3.5
|
Sun Bee, Archery (with Syndrome), HowTo:Be Homeless in America, Creationism (Colonization), Bruce Wayne (Colonization)
|
| Jabberwock
|
3
|
White horses, Apostrophe, HowTo:Mess up Uncyclopedia
|
| Cainad
|
3
|
Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905, Diplomacy, Books never written
|
| Cassie
|
3
|
Download more RAM, Kitten Vaping, UnRecipe:Sweet sixteen
|
| Claudius Prime
|
3
|
Patriotism (with Mhaille), Spontaneous Combustion, Marilyn Monroe (with Flamingo and Aleister), Claude Monet
|
| Dr. Fenwick
|
3
|
The Last Man on Earth, Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet?, Buster Keaton
|
| Hiatus Hernia
|
3
|
HowTo:Write Colin Meloy Lyrics, X Japan, All Quiet on the Western Front
|
| Isra1337
|
3
|
The artist formerly known as God, Gerrymandering, Manhattan Engineering District
|
| Acrolo
|
3
|
UnBooks:Jonathan Livingston Chicken, UnBooks: My unusual relationship with a volley ball by the name of Wilson, HowTo:Milk a Cow
|
| Jack mort
|
3
|
Shortcut, Dyslexia, Animal Suicide
|
| Jamtrousers
|
3
|
HowTo:Be pretentious, Waiting for Godot, Teenage angst
|
| John Lydon
|
3
|
UnTunes:Stalker, HowTo:Survive the Titanic, Monster Party
|
| Knucmo2
|
3
|
Miles Davis, HowTo:Win an Argument, Baldrick
|
| sannse
|
3
|
UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure, British class system, TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL
|
| Strange but untrue
|
3
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Faggot, Make Poverty History, UnBooks:An Uncyc Ban Diary
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| Wild Weasel
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Westboro Baptist Church, Bear, Women's Suffrage
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| Miley Spears
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Jamie Lynn Spears, Creationism (colonization), Bruce Wayne (colonization), God (colonization) All entries voided because user banned for sockpuppetry
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