User:Cap'n Ben

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Pen-Is Mightier Award Runner-Up Writer of the Last 5.5 Years, Abscond Place
Foolitzer Prize Award Foolitzer Prize Winner February 2009
Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month September 2005
Grand Cross of the Order
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This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: The Gathering Horror

Author of the Month Award UnBooks Author of the Month December 2008
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Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template. Winner in January 2009

He sings! He dances! He even rides a bicycle! The Cap'n be a seafarin' man and fairly right makes 'ee the jokes, says I.

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