User:Cap'n Ben

	Runner-Up Writer of the Last 5.5 Years, Abscond Place

	Foolitzer Prize Winner February 2009

	Writer of the Month September 2005

Grand Cross of the Order

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This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: The Gathering Horror

	UnBooks Author of the Month December 2008

This user is the

January 2009

Playwright of the Month

He sings! He dances! He even rides a bicycle! The Cap'n be a seafarin' man and fairly right makes 'ee the jokes, says I.

Amongst his contributions are

Highlighted 1927 Aesop's Fables Al Capone All of the Above Alternative Medicine Certificate of Hitlertude Colonel Goldfish(co-authored with Gerrycheevers) Harry Houdini Harry S. Truman HowTo:Be a Detective: Lessons from the Masters HowTo:Cook While Drunk HowTo:Show your appreciation for the band Led Zeppelin J'accuzzi Jimmy the Cowboy Fascist Ferdinand von Zeppelin Old Tech Plankton Robin Hood Saint Frankenstein's Day (co-authored with El Zoof) Stereotype Reassignment Surgery The Gathering Horror Thomas Edison UnBooks:DIY and Carpentry Tips by Jesus Christ UnBooks:Dracula (co-authored with Hardwick Fundlebuggy) UnBooks:Great Abridged Literature Uncyclopedia Brown UnNews:2008: Year in Review‎ UnNews:Corrections UnNews:Area 51 opened to public UnScripts:Song of the South Victorian Era Why?:Is my molten steel bill so high?	Biography Archimedes Benedict Arnold Carver Dwight D. Eisenhower Doctor Folkenstein Gerald Ford Jules Verne Mary Queen of Scots Neil Armstrong Samuel L. Johnson Tarzan William McKinley Wright Brothers	Science/Technology and Transportation Index notation Invention Minutes Pseudoscience Rocket Royal Society Ship Star Stunt Driver's Licence Why?: do birds suddenly appear every time you are near. Why?:Brain Surgery ain't exactly Rocket Science Why?:Rocket Science ain't exactly Brain Surgery
	Geography Psychedelia Royal Geographical Society Sydney Opera House Transylvania rw	Literature Blood on My Lichen: An Easter Island Head Mystery Stuff Magazine Ventriloquism for Dummies UnBooks:Fun Science Experiments for Kids
	Food/Drink Champagne Maple syrup	Politics/Society HowTo:Organize a Show Trial Falling Off Of A Roof Anonymous Fake Communist Party Laser-Faire Economics Villainy Party
History 20th Century Boston Tea Party Cuban Missile Crisis Gillgan's Island (nuclear disaster) Great Time Travel War of 1871 Pepsi Challenger Disaster	New Age/Occult/Religion I Can't Believe It's Not The Illuminati Monkey Illuminati Mummy Odin Sasquatch The Ten Plagues of Egypt Zodiac	Entertainment Battlestar Potemkin I Love Lucy Predator The Adventures of Stan Lee's Toupee The Phantom of the Opera rw The Twilight Zone Vorlon Rouge!

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