Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise

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Welcome to the 14rd Edition of our beloved and prestigious Poo Lit Surprise. Watch your step!
Use the talk page for any questions or concerns. See the Poo Lit Archives for the results from past competitions.

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Best Article[edit]

For articles which are not of an alternate namespace (i.e. UnBooks, HowTo, UnNews, Why?, UnPoetia, etc.).

Username Entry Comment
Nicolassequeira The Irishman Hiya fellas! Here I blend my penchant for madcap cynicism with my acerbic criticism, and I even include a panel from my comic, Rock And Marcus. Hope you enjoy, have some laughs and whatnot.
Zombiebaron Oscar's Big Adventure
Kakun Claudia Schiffer German humor is the best.
RealLifeCartman Robot Sex in Popular Media
MrX Incitatus He's been mentioned in several funny articles. It's about time he had his own.
Kev Download more RAM It's terrible, I know.
Matt lobster User:Matt lobster/All Lives Matter Don't forget all the other ones.
Leverage Black Lives Matter An article that will have to be taken down and apologised for when the revolution comes

Best Noob Article[edit]

A category for noobs (users who have been on Uncyclopedia for three months or less). May be of an alternate namespace.

Username Entry Comment
User:Hazy 12 oz Mouse A spoof article on one of my favorite shows ever

Best Rewrite[edit]

For articles which are rewrites of existing articles.

Username Entry Comment
MrX Five-second rule This is a rewrite of 3 Second Rule. 5 seconds is much more commonly used, and the article could be much better.
Dan Abnormal Coldplay The epic story of Coldlplay retold. The myth, the band, the legend.

Best Potatochop[edit]

A category for the most humorous image made using image editing software such as Photoshop.

Username Picture Comment
Omega Garf.png
Stuffing your face as usual.

Best Collaboration[edit]

For articles or images created by two or more users.

Usernames Picture Comment

Best T-Shirt Design[edit]

A category for the most humorous t-shirt design made using image editing software such as Photoshop. Images should be uploaded here (you must upload only the design itself, and we'll put it on a t-shirt for the judges.) All entries meet certain specifications to be accepted into this category. All designs should be a .PNG file type, have a resolution of at least 200 DPI, and must be no larger than 10 megabytes in size. The image's background must be transparent and to fit on a t-shirt the design should be at least 1,800 pixels high by 1,600 pixels wide (generally, the larger the better).

Username Picture Comment
Zombiebaron ContentFreeForeverTshirtDesign.png I may make some changes to this before the contest ends.
Nicolassequeira College buddies uncyclopedia logo.png The College Buddies don't know what a puzzle potato is. They don't know what a regular potato is, either.
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