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April 2006
Results
Best Illustrated Article
Winner:
Honorable Mentions:
Best Rewrite
Winner:
- Metrosexual by Spintherism, based on Metrosexual
Honorable Mentions:
- William Wordsworth by Claudius Prime, based on Wordsworth
- Fozzie Bear by Bear, based on Fozzie Bear
Best Article
Winner:
Honorable Mentions:
Our three winners will receive the esteemed title of Poet Lowrate for the Order of Uncyclopedia, as well as an Amazon e-certificate for $1000. Our runners-up will get warm admiration. Thank you all for participating!
Full list of submissions:
Best Article
Topic guidelines: your article must be on a subject that either does not have an article on Uncyclopedia yet, or has a really mediocre one that shouldn't be there in the first place.
Content guidelines: there are no content guidelines, except: you must Be Funny. For examples of Being Funny, see Best Of.
Submissions
- User:Mr_Gridenko/Robinson_Crusoe --Mr Gridenko 19:57, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Modusoperandi/UnCon -- Modusoperandi 05:42, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:RadicalX/Segregation Strong Rad 00:24, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:BeavisTheSaviour/HowTo:See if You are OCD User:BeavisTheSaviour 01:31, 6 April 2006
- User:Zim ulator/UnNews - Greek Prime Minister target by pervUser:Zim_ulator 14:19, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Spintherism/Fashion_Police --Spin 01:55, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Dzugavili/Don_Cherry --Dzugavili 04:30, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Waghlon/Polesitting --Waghlon 16:07, 8 April 2006 (CET-ish) 14:07 (UTC-ish)
- User:Tompkins/Vanity --Tompkins 02:11, 9 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:DocM/Sword of the Kings: The Legend of the Man in the Yellow Hat --DocM 20:40, 10 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Vollsa/Priests --Vollsa 06:40, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Conniption/Invasion --Conniption 10:20, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Mindsunwound/Man Babies --MindsUnwound 20:24, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:EvilZak/Internet (video game) --EvilZak 22:33, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:JSF99/High Five --JSF99 23:17, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Zombiebaron/Beelzebub --The Zombiebaron 12:59, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Claudius Prime/Catherine the Great--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 14:06, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:So So/Dissociative Identity Disorder--So So 14:31, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy/Bouncy_Castle --Hardwick Fundlebuggy 16:58, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Jack_mort/asylum - JackMort 00:14, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Bear/The_Root_of_All_Evil --Bear 16:57, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Railcgun/Dropping the Soap --Railcgun 21:08, 13 April 2006. (UTC)
- User:DJ_Ultimus/Integration --DJ Ultimus 09:41, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Iritscen/The Enigmatic Mr. Grumpikins -- Iritscen15:21, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Doug/Perfect Disaster -- Doug 17:43, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Green_meklar/Master of Orion II - Green meklar 20:51, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Savethemooses/Pontius Pilot --
21:40, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
Best Rewrite
Topic guidelines: your article must be derived from and improve existing content on Uncyclopedia. Good places to look for topics are Category:Rewrite tagged, Category:Worthless Articles and Category:Pending merges but you may also choose articles that are not currently tagged as in need of help.
Content guidelines: submissions will be judged on how well they improve the content being rewritten so the content of your submission is based on the changes you make, not the final product. As with the other categories, you must Be Funny.
Additional Submission Guidelines: you must note the source articles that you have rewritten/derived from.
Submissions
- User:El Jaber/Blog based on Blog. El Jaber 11:09, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Bradaphraser/yahoo based on Yahoo!.--<<
>> 03:01, 7 April 2006 (UTC) - User:Hugorudd/Digital_Television based on Digital Television--Hugorudd 12:57, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Spintherism/Metrosexual based on Metrosexual --Spin 05:02, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Thraeryn/New_car_smell based on New car smell --Thræ 23:16, 7 April 2006 (PDT)
- The original page has been deleted. For judging reference its contents are now at User:Thraeryn/Old New car smell. --—rc (t) 23:54, 9 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Famine/Gimli based on Gimli
Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 15:21, 9 April 2006 (UTC) - User:Syndrome/North based on North --Syndrome 02:09, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Bear/Fozzie Bear based on Fozzie Bear --Bear 17:23, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Zoos based on Planet -- Zoos 19:31, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Claudius Prime/William Wordsworth based on Wordsworth--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 22:43, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:PiOfFive/DNA Better DNA. --PiOfFive 16:59, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Mindsunwound/Euroipods based on Euroipods --User:Mindsunwound 23:24, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Zombiebaron/Edit counting based on This old edit of an UnMeta page --The Zombiebaron 12:12, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Keitei/Anus language based on this crap of a wikipedia article --KATIE!! 01:02, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
Best Illustrated Article
Topic guidelines: your article must meet the same conditions set for the "Best Article" or "Best Rewrite" category. It must also include a minimum of 2 original* and relevant images.
- * images that you created for the purpose of the article.
Content guidelines: submissions will primarily be judged on the quality of the images and the value they add to the article. Though the style of writing is not the main focus, it must not be neglected. The use of an image as an adjunct (definition) to the article rather than an addition will improve your chances of winning.
If you are doing a rewrite and basing it on the already existing text, it is not enough to simply add images and a few uninspired lines. You must have added most of the value.
Additional Submission Guidelines: if your article is a rewrite, add a link to the original one.
Submissions
- User:AtionSong/The Justice League based (not really) on The Justice League --AtionSong 01:16, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Spintherism/The Cold War based on Cold War --Spin 01:23, 9 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Alia_kenobi/Obi-Doll --Alia kenobi 19:17, 10 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:LinkTGF/I_Think_Satan_Likes_Your_Mom based on the April 3rd version of ITSLYM --LinkTGF 02:35, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Hindleyite/Age of Umpires -- Hindleyite 15:26, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Mindsunwound/Puppy Luff --User:Mindsunwound 22:00, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Spang/Water powered bus based on Water Powered Bus --Spang 12:21, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
- User:Surreal Hamster/International Emo Week --Surreal Hamster
- Disqualifications
- User:Zombiebaron/Lord Voldemort a redone version of an article I made awhile ago. --The Zombiebaron 21:33, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
- >> Submission does not include 2 original * images
August 2006
The articles are written, the votes are tallied and the second ever Uncyclopedia Poo Lit Surprise Writing Competition is now over! Thanks to the judges for plowing through a metric ton of blathering nonsense sparkling prose, and of course to the writers, because without them we could keep our money. The competition was fierce; in all four of the categories one extra vote could potentially have swayed the results. Without further ado, the following are the winners and honorable mentions of the Poo Lit Surprise...
Overall Winner
Runner Up
Best Article
Winner:
Honorable Mentions:
Best Rewrite
Winner:
Honorable Mentions:
Best Illustrated Article
Winner:
Honorable Mentions:
Best Article by a N00b
Winner:
Honorable Mentions:
Our four winners will receive the esteemed title of Poet Lowrate for the Order of Uncyclopedia. Our runners-up will get warm admiration. We'd like to thank you all for participating! We'd also like to thank Wikia for donating the prize money.
Full list of submissions:
January 2007
Congratulations to the winners, and thanks to all the participants and judges for another successful competition! Got a suggestion to make the PLS even better? Let us know here!
Winners
Best article
Grand Prize of $25 and a shiny Poet Lowrate template for your userpage: User:ENeGMA/Honesty
1st runner up: User:Electrified_mocha_chinchilla/HowTo:Write_A_Thesis_Statement
2nd runner up: User:One-eyed_Jack/Mr._Beluncle
Honorable Mentions: User:Rcmurphy/Grand Theft Audio, User:Hindleyite/HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power, User:Jamtrousers/Teenage_Angst, User:15Mickey20/Martina_Hingis, User:Shandon/Nuremberg_Rally, User:Composure1/Benson's 4-D House Of Pancakes, User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/History Alive!, User:Prettiestpretty/H.R. Pufnstuf, User:Braydie/Scissor
Best Article by a N00b
Grand Prize of $25 and a shiny Poet Lowrate template for your userpage: User:Jedravent/Mental_illness
1st runner up: User:Smrt-guy/Yoko_Ono
2nd runner up: User:Kelpan/Soul_market
Honorable Mentions: User:Strange_but_untrue/Httpism, User:Auvrey/Honey, User:Gneomi/Goal_celebration, User:Atomic_Disturbance/Bradaway, User:Dennis Dunjinman/Paradise Valley Chemical, User:Knux/Bubs Concession Stand, User:Steven Hate/Milka
Best Pictures
Grand Prize of $25 and a shiny Poet Lowrate template for your userpage: User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire
1st runner up: User:Mhaille/Artificial Pseudoscientology
2nd runner up: User:DiZ/Demetri Martin
Honorable Mentions: User:Composure1/Franz Ferdinand, User:Gneomi/Weather forecasting, User:Anyone/The_Worst_Illustrated_Article_Ever, User:Witt E,/Flamethrower, User:Braydie/Moses, User:Zombiebaron/wip/The_Best_Illustrated_Article_Ever
Best Rewrite
Grand Prize of $25 and a shiny Poet Lowrate template for your userpage: User:Famine/Education
1st runner up: User:ENeGMA/Civil_War
2nd runner up: User:Hindleyite/Idea
Honorable Mentions: User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/Brazilian-Amazon Rainforest, User:02barryc/Lamp, User:Jack mort/dyslexia, User:Prettiestpretty/Queen Victoria, User:Braydie/Supreme Dictator of the World, User:Anyone/Is_a_1982_Mitsubishi_Colt_better_than_a_Bugatti_Veyron?
All Entries
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July 2007
The Results
Best Article
- Grand Champion: Atomic Mass by The Number-One ALF Fan.
- First Runner Up: Jewish Holidays by Mordillo.
- Second Runner Up: Shit Hits the Fan by Tomtyke.
Best Article by a Noob
- Grand Champion:HowTo:Play Russian Roulette by TheLedBalloon.
- First Runner Up:UnNews:Summer Travel Guide by Priestinacloset.
- Second Runner Up: Monocle by Leatherboundbooks.
Best Alternate Namespace Article
- Grand Champion: UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development by TheLedBalloon.
- First Runner Up: UnPoetia:Ode to my toaster by 15Mickey20.
- Second Runner Up: The O'Finnertys by Jocke Pirat.
Best Illustrated Article
- Grand Champion: EDSAC by Jocke Pirat.
- First Runner Up: Gray squirrel by Famine.
- Second Runner Up: Microsoft Surface (NSFW) by CartoonDiablo.
Best Rewrite
- Grand Champion: Queef by Prettiestpretty.
- First Runner Up: Oscar Wilde by Mhaille.
- Second Runner Up: Bureaucracy by Gubby.
Competition Wrap Up
Our 5 (4, really) winners all get the grand prize of a sharp template on their userpage and $20 US Dollars Monopoly Money. In order to claim this prize message our good friend and benefactor Sannse for the details. Congratulations to these people, and to their almost-there compatriots the runners-up; you'll get 'em next time, guys. And really, congratulations to everyone who entered.
Thank you to all the competitors, thank you to all the judges, thanks to Wikia for ponying up and providing us cash money to play around with, and thanks most of all the Uncyclopedia public who make this all possible with their wit and their humor and their trendy apathy. It's been a pleasure being your PLS Organizer, and here's to next time and the next unlucky sap who gets pegged for the job. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:18, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
Official Scoring Sheet
Best Article:
- 5 - Cyanide
- 4 - Atomic Mass
- 3 - Superannuation
- 2 - Jewish Holidays
- 1 - Citizen's Advertising Consortium
- 5 - Atomic Mass
- 4 - Jewish Holidays
- 3 - Shit Hits the Fan
- 2 - Citizen's Advertising Consortium
- 1 - Cyanide
- 5 - Atomic Mass
- 4 - Jewish Holidays
- 3 - Shit Hits the Fan
- 2 - Citizen's Advertising Consortium
- 1 - Cyanide
Totals:
- 14 - Atomic Mass
- 10 - Jewish Holidays
- 7 - Shit Hits the Fan
- 7 - Cyanide
- 5 - Citizne's Advertising Consortium
- 3 - Superannuation
Best Noob Article:
- 5 - Toxic Sludge
- 4 - Summer Travel Guide
- 3 - Russian Roulette
- 2 - Monocle
- 1 - Fallout from Kitten Huffing
- 5 - Russian Roulette
- 4 - Summer Travel Guide
- 3 - Monocle
- 2 - Australia Does Not Exist
- 1 - Eternal Galactic War
- 5 - Russian Roulette
- 4 - Summer Travel Guide
- 3 - Monocle
- 2 - Eternal Galactic War
- 1 - Toxic Sludge
Totals:
- 13 - Russian Roulette
- 12 - Summer Travel Guide
- 8 - Monocle
- 6 - Toxic Sludge
- 3 - Eternal Galactic War
- 2 - Australia Does Not Exist
- 1 - Fallout From Kitten Huffing
Best Alt. Namespace Article:
- 5 - Ode to my toaster
- 4 - The O'Finnertys
- 3 - Hitting Children
- 2 - Man granted immoratality
- 1 - Israel deploys the latest
- 5 - Hitting Children
- 4 - The O'Finnertys
- 3 - Win the PLS
- 2 - Isreal deploys the latest
- 1 - Uncyclopedian robbed
- 5 - Ode to My Toaster
- 4 - Your Computer
- 3 - Hitting Children
- 2 - Win the PLS
- 1 - Man granted immorality
Totals:
- 11 - Hitting Children
- 10 - Ode to my Toaster
- 8 - The O'Finnertys
- 5 - Win the PLS
- 4 - Your Computer
- 3 - Isreal deploys the latest
- 3 - Man greanted immortality
- 1 - Uncyclopedian Robbed
Best Illustrated Article:
- 5 - Gray Squirrel
- 4 - EDSAC
- 3 - The Secret Origins of Cream
- 2 - Germ Warfare
- 1 - Flute Hero
- 5 - EDSAC
- 4 - Gray Squirrel
- 3 - Flute Hero
- 2 - Microsoft Surface
- 1 - The Secret Origins of Cream
- 5 - Microsoft Surface
- 4 - EDSAC
- 3 - Gray Squirrel
- 2 - Germ Warfare
- 1 - The Secret Origins of Cream
Totals:
- 13 - EDSAC
- 12 - Gray Squirrel
- 7 - Microsoft Surface
- 5 - The Secret Origins of Cream
- 4 - Germ Warfare
- 4 - Flute Hero
Best Rewrite:
- 5 - Oscar Wilde
- 4 - Queef
- 3 - Easter Bunny
- 2 - Independance Day
- 1 - Bureaucracy
- 5 - Bureacracy
- 4 - Oscar Wilde
- 3 - Queef
- 2 - Russian Roulette
- 1 - Zera Phillips
- 5 - Queef
- 4 - Easter Bunny
- 3 - Bureaucracy
- 2 - Russian Roulette
- 1 - Oscar Wilde
Totals:
- 12 - Queef
- 10 - Oscar Wilde
- 9 - Bureacracy
- 7 - Easter Bunny
- 4 - Russian Roulette
- 2 - Indepence Day
- 1 - Zera Phillips
Judges, Categories, & All Entries
Best Main Namespace Article
This category is the for the best overall article in the main namespace (as in, it is not an UnNews, HowTo, etc.). Alternate namespace articles should be posted in the Best Alternate Namespace Category.
- Judge #1: Electrified mocha chinchilla
- Judge #2: Tompkins
- Judge #3: Rcmurphy
- Entries
- User:TheLedBalloon/The nonexistent page - The idea came from all those people trying to recreate "this page does not exist". I hope I'm not out of line by creating a similar page. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:06, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
- User:Leatherboundbooks/Polo I honestly don't think this is really very good, but I guess its worth a shot. 17:40, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
- User:Thekillerfroggy/How much can YOU take!! --
TKFU
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19:21, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
- User:Ikabu/Alien Invasion. Just for the heck of it. (Thanks to Uncyclopedian and WesternLotus for proofreading.) {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 08:07, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
- User:MaxMangel/Online Dating - I think it speaks for itself. MaxMangel 11:09, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
- User:15Mickey20/Big Brother (UK television series) -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 12:26, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:Cs1987/Superannuation - Yes, this article is rather strange. Then again, I don't think it is within my abilities to write an article that isn't rather strange.
Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:10, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:Prettiestpretty/The Red Balloon - Why are children subjected to this tawdry tale of of unexplained metaphores? I do not know, nor am I powerful enough to stop it. Dame
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:32, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:Kingkitty/Pokemon Adventure - I like Pokemon, I like cats. --Kingkitty 23:38, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:Mordillo/Jewish Holidays -- ~ 13:58, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:Bradaphraser/cyanide (with Mhaille)--<<>> 23:55, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:Tomtyke/Shit Hits The Fan - Worth a try Tomtyke 23:44, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:Alksub/Citizen's Advertising Consortium --
Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:39, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:The Number-One ALF Fan/Atomic Mass - I wish I had had more time to work on this. Serves me right for going on vacation during the PLS. Oh well...I'll enter it anyway just to see how it does. --
CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 19:45, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
Best Article by a N00b
Best Article written by someone whose first edit occurred less than 3 months ago per the start of the competition, June 25th.
- Judge #1: Atomic Disturbance
- Judge #2: Jedravent
- Judge #3: Premier Tom Mayfair
- Entries
- User:TheLedBalloon/HowTo:Play Russian Roulette -P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs)16:00, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
- User:Leatherboundbooks/Monocle 04:35, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
- User:Hardchips Fondlebody/Toxic Sludge -- Hardchips Fondlebody 16:51, 27 June 2007 (UTC).
- User:Priestinacloset/UnNews:Summer Travel Guide--Priestinacloset 00:45, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
- User:Chakraist/Australia Does Not Exist -- Chakraist 01:33, 1 July 2007
- User:Deletion Quality/Fallout from Kitten Huffing Killing arrests Al Meowda leader Deletion Quality 17:33, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
User:Snaketongue84/Suzanne carlsson- Strike this one for obvious reasons? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:18, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
- It should be User:Snaketongue84/Suzanne Carlsson. Silly bunny made it in mainspace. I moved it under St84's userpage before anybody else edited it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:04, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
- Strike this one for obvious reasons? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- User: ByPyth/Eternal Galactic War --ByPyth 23:06, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
- User: Makotanist_hero/Makotanism --Makotanist hero 19:00, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
Best Illustrated Article
Entries will primarily be judged on how the pictures add to the humor of the page. All pictures must be original to the author in some way, either 'chopped to some degree, done entirely by the author, or be otherwise edited in some meaningful way. Basically, don't steal other people's images. You've been warned.
- Judge #1: Modusoperandi
- Judge #2: Hindleyite
- Judge #3: DiZ
- Entries
- User:CartoonDiablo/Microsoft Surface (NSFW) Shedding light on the true nature of Microsoft Surface. --
CartoonDiablo
- User:Uncyclopedian/Random stupidity I can't believe I am nomming this. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- User:Thekillerfroggy/Flute Hero It's not done yet, pretty far from it, but I'm putting it up now so I won't have to see only Uncyclopedian's entered in this cagtegory, which makes me sad :( -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 18:15, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:Jocke Pirat/EDSAC --~
18:39, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:Zombiebaron/UnBooks:The Secret Origins of Cream; Supergroup -- The Zombiebaron 22:07, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:Famine/Gray squirrel - now with slightly better than ms-paint quality images! Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 07/7 15:50
- User:Severian/Germ Warfare- just thought I would stab at this. Sir Severian
(Sprich mit mir!) 
Best Alternate Namespace Article
This category includes all of the alternate namespaces such as UnNews, UnBooks, UnPoetia, HowTo, Why?, UnTunes, UnScripts and any others I am stupidly forgetting. Alternate namespace articles ARE allowed in other categories except Best Main Namespace. So for example a Noob COULD write an UnNews story and submit it Best Noob if he or she were so inclined, or he could submit it here. Alternate namespace Illustrated Articles are perfectly fine, as well as rewrites, just no separate namespaces in Best Main.
- Entries
- Why?Does an Aircraft Crash? Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 16:22, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
- UnNews:Uncyclopedian robbed, Keith Moon suspected THINKER 23:22, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
- UnScripts:The O'Finnertys --~ 01:06, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
- User:Andorin Kato/HowTo:Win the PLS --Andorin Kato 01:35, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
- User:15Mickey20/UnPoetia:Ode to my toaster -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 17:27, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
- User:TheLedBalloon/UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:28, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
- User:Mordillo/UnNews:Israel deploys the latest in its arsenal - giant inflated Jews ~ 22:29, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:Leatherboundbooks/UnNews:America, others, not real democracies 07:25, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
- Game:Your Computer. Don't know if games have ever been entered in the PLS before, but why not give it a try? Think of it as Total Fucking Asshole Server 2006 in game form. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 01:24, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:RAHB/UnPoetia:The Great HowTo Best I could come up with. -RAHB 03:23, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:Thekillerfroggy/UnNews:Man granted immortality speaks out: "Life's a bitch". Threw this one together when I lacked incentive to finish my two former entries. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 03:52, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:Zombiebaron/UnPoetia:The Zombiebaron Rule Saga -- The Zombiebaron 17:56, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
Best Rewrite
All users may enter this category (except for judges). Entries must be based on an article that is already on Uncyclopedia and will remain so through the PLS competition (so entrants are encouraged to choose the articles they rewrite wisely). Entries will be judged on both final quality and improvement over original article's quality.
- Judge #1: Insineratehymn
- Judge #2: Squiggle
- Judge #3: Cap'n Ben
- Entries
- User:Gubby/Bureaucracy--Gubby 09:52, 25 June 2007 (UTC) (As I'm conserving nothing from the previous article on Beaurocracy, it could be just a plain article and not a rewrite. Your call, judges.)
- See talk page for chat about this entry. -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:31, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
- User:Thekillerfroggy/HowTo:Play Russian Roulette, based off of HowTo:Play Russian Roulette -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 14:01, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
- User:Uncyclopedian/Listcruft, a more listy Listcruft. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- User:TheLedBalloon/Independence Day, rewrite of Independence Day P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:33, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
- User:Mhaille/Oscar Wilde, rewrite of the somewhat random Oscar Wilde. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) 11:45, 30 June 2007 (UTC) - User:The Thinker/Easter Bunny, 100% overhauled with new concept. --THINKER 04:47, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:15Mickey20/Zara Phillips, rewrite of Zara Phillips. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 14:00, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:Scott/United States of America the article needs to be rewritten.--Scott 02:22, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
- User:Prettiestpretty/Queef, a rewrite of Queef which as of tonight (7/7/07, edt) was tagged with a VFD. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:32, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
User:Famine/Konami Code, a rewrite of Konami Code. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 07/9 03:03