User:Gneomi

	Potatochopper of the Month July 2007

Featured Article: Jihad My Ride
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Oi! I am Imoeng, born in Jakarta, Indonesia but living in Melbourne Australia. I am not funny, but not stupid, although I am too damn handsome, so I can grab things easily with my some hands. My English is not excellent, although I can say "G'day myte, hawst gaw'in myte, I'm from Stralyya myte". I prefer to type "colour" rather than "color" because in Indonesian color means underwear. That is all about me. If you have anymore question, ask my mom. ME This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades. ♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂ BS This userpage is bullshit. BS This user is an Australian … Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians) NO This user doesn't care. NO                     Home Contributions Sandbox Talk Pics Crap This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal. This user should not be trusted. MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them. This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them. Gneomi is an UnTunes contributor. Hearing protection should always be worn within fifty yards of them. This user loves pi This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family. This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! Woof! Yadda, yadda, yadda... Also see the list of images I have vandalised! All hail Sophia.. I have added some crap to these pages below, also with the status besides them. = Crap page = Raws page = Really rawks page However there is no rawks and really rawks page at this time, but consider nominate some of these, and you'll be safe. Toilet | Air Drum | HowTo:Google | Big Mac | Why?:Play guitar? | HowTo:Fart without anyone knowing it | Why?:Water is good for our health? | HowTo:Get a quick Pee Review response | SMS | Why?:Bring snakes on planes? | HowTo:Be a guitar hero | HowTo:Avoid misspells | Laptop | Master of Puppets | Weather forecasting | Goal celebration | DEFCON | Hanging | Jihad My Ride (major rewrite) | Miss Chernobyl Beauty Pageant | Sperm: A Chronicle Italics = Quasi-Featured Articles Bold = Featured Articles News from my beloved country. What is it? No one knows. UnNews iPod | UnNews:Authorities set new policies on trains and trams | UnNews:Hippies: "You all need to stop farting" | UnNews:Newscaster caught without underpants | UnNews:"Fair dinkum" for Aussie migrants | UnNews:Paris Hilton: "Is it 2007 already?" | UnNews:Local newscaster says Arnold Schwarzenegger is a nigga | This layout is shamefully ripped off from Mhaille's userpage. Shame on you. No, shame on me. Just go