User:15Mickey20

Mickeypedia

That's not me

“ - If you only visit one Uncyclopedia user page this year, make it this one. ”

—  Metro

“ - Dynamite on a stick. Mickey is pure adrenalin. ”

—  News of the World

“ - Pure genius! Absolute, fucking genius! ”

—  Readers' Digest

That's not me either, although, the picture is representative of my day-to-day dress.

Things that I wrote

Full articles

Features in bold. Quasi-features in hot pink italicised bold.

• A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid. Victory! Victory! Glorious, glorious victory!! This is also, the third best article of 2008. Third place! Third place! Glorious, glorious third place!
• A-level. My contribution to conservation week.
• Big Brother (UK television series). A miserable failure at PLS Summer 2007 and a miserable failure at VFH. One day, I will have my revenge.
• James Bond (character).
• HowTo:Boil an egg‎. My attempt to deliver a fresh(ish) approach to HowTos.
• UnCameron. A little bit of politics. My first featured article. Hurrah!
• HowTo:Change a leopard's spots
• Claude Debussy. Second in the PLS. Again.
• Disorganised crime.
• Novak Djokovic
• Queen Elizabeth I. PLS winner. Bow down at my article-writing prowess!
• Eurovision Song Contest. I've rewritten this one and done a damn fine job, if I may say so myself.

That is me. Just kidding. That's Mickey Mantle. Apparently he's a famous baseball player. I figured that out from the bat.

• Roger Federer. A theme is starting to emerge. I like tennis, you see.
• Cheryl Fernandez-Versini. Writing this was a very emotional and traumatic experience.
• Paris Hilton. Did a near-total rewrite for the PLS of Winter 2008. Came second.
• Martina Hingis. An honourably-mentioned PLS entry from Winter 2007. Reviews for this article have ranged from "Stalking greatness!" to "Deeply disturbing".
• Health and safety.
• Just A Minute. This was a mere stub before I got my hands on it.
• Anna Kournikova. Part of my fabulous series of articles about tennis. It's a bit random and flits from story to story, but I still think it's quite funny nonetheless.
• Lawn Tennis. The first whole article I made, as opposed to a rewrite and I love it so.
• Amy Lee. This was lying in the eternal pit of despair of shattered hearts and broken dreams that is VFD until I whipped it into shape.
• Old McDonald. My third featured article. Rejoice!
• Dmitry Medvedev. I'm doing political satire again! I feel like an intellectual.
• Sania Mirza. Yes, she's a tennis player. She is also the subject of my Poo lit-winning article of Summer 2008. Yay for me!
• Sania Mirza: A Riposte. A sequel? I must be running out of ideas.
• Shoaib Malik. So Sania Mirza is getting married, creating factual inaccuracies in her article. That sounds like cause for a formal complaint! Threequel!
• Much Ado About Nothing. My attempt at culture.
• Robert Mugabe. I did a lot of work towards this article's imperial colonization, getting it featured in the process. The irony of Robert Mugabe benefitting from imperialism is delicious.
• UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 20¾. My first UnBook, but my fifth tennis article.
• Rafael Nadal. People often ask me where I get my ideas. "Where do you get your ideas for articles?" they say. I just shrug and turn over to Eurosport. Then I write the tenth best article of 2008.
• Necrophiliphobia. Original idea by Mrthejazz. I gave advice and spruced it up.
• UnPoetia:Ode to my toaster. A glorious runner-up at the Summer 2007 PLS. Always the bridesmaid...
• Penis penis Penis penis penis penis Penis penis. Quite possibly the dumbest article I've ever been involved with. I think it's funny, though.
• Zara Phillips. I also rewrote this for the PLS, again in Summer 2007. Hooray for Wimbledon rain delays!
• Vladimir Putin. Let's hope he has a sense of humour.
• Charlie Sheen. Made more bitching.
• Sweatshop. Featured article number 4!
• Game:Oliver Twist. I added the "break into song" diversion. I can't take any credit for the article's featured status, though. That's all Cajek.

UnNewses

• UnNews:Berlusconi undergoes major facial reconstruction surgery. Of all the UnNewses I have written in my time on Uncyclopedia, this is the most recent.
• UnNews:Local reporter contracts swine flu. Hey! I did serious illness again!
• UnNews:Cancer is racist. I have covered a lot of potentially offensive topics, but not race or serious illness. Until now!
• UnNews:Lily Allen pleased that England have won the Ashes
• UnNews:Modern slavery uncovered in Manchester. My first foray into non-tennis sport.

• UnNews:Amy Winehouse turns up to concert sober, fans disappointed. I'd been planning this article for a couple of weeks, then there's suddenly a big news story on a similar theme. I love it when a plan comes together.
• UnNews:Survey shows children don’t know where meat comes from. We show them. My first attempt at UnNews.

Coming Soon (if by "soon" you mean "maybe sometime this year, maybe never")

This is what I would look like if I became a wrestler, or if I somehow ended up playing one in a film. I would win an oscar, though.

• HowTo:Hunt down paedophiles and cut their balls off. To prove that I'm not running out of ideas, I've decided to shamelessly rip off Chris Morris.
• UnBooks:Around The World In 80 TV Travel Documentaries

Contributed chunks of text. Good, meaty chunks.

• League of Nations. This is mostly Braydie's work, but I provided some ideas through Pee Review and added some text and a picture. Whereas Braydie is the father, I feel like the kindly uncle to this Featured article.

Translations

It gives me a giddy little thrill to find that someone has taken the time to translate one of my articles into a foreign language. Here are the one's which to my knowledge have had that honour. If you know of others, please let me know.

• Eurovision Song Contest into German. Funnily enough, the German entrant didn't make the jump.
• Martina Hingis into French
• Paris Hilton into Japanese
• UnNews:Cancer is Racist into Japanese
• Anna Kournikova into Portuguese (sort of)

I wish this was me. I'd never leave the house.

Things that I didn't write, not even good meaty chunks of text. I just think they're funny.

Hammer Blackbeard Catering Company H.R. Pufnstuf The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones Edward the Gibbon Civil War Henchmen Bear List of one letter words starting with A What I Did On My Summer Vacation Slate industry in Wales Ganges

TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL Academia Why?:Use a wooden condom Hillyard & Brickman Corporation Jerry Falwell Pre-Market Economy Turing Duck Test UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk Melville the One Trick Pony The Gathering Horror Colin Powell Kate Bush

Templates and stuff. Well, just templates, actually. This section is entirely stuff-free.

Poet Lowrate

 

This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: Queen Elizabeth I

	Poet Lowrate
This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise writing competition, which they won for their article: Sania Mirza

	Writer of the Month February 2008

	Aristocrat en Regalia This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: User:15Mickey20/The_Aristocrats

This user is a total UKer
and can pronounce aluminium correctly.
(British Uncyclopedians)

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

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This user rewrote 2 pages for Conservation Week, because they care. How many have you rewritten, huh?

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Fenris was here.

Rejoice, 15Mickey20! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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