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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...

For nominators: DO...

  1. Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
  3. Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
  7. Please keep joke nominations at the bottom. Joke nominations are indicated by this template.

For voters: DO...

  1. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

  • Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • Revert administrators.
  • Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
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Pages for Deletion

New entries will be at the bottom of this page.

AskJesus

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 506 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. I want it! I want it!! Inspired.png GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug)
Delete (3)
  1. God patch.png Pray for it. wouldn't be a bad idea for an article if it wasn't that there's nothing more than the logo, a searchbar and some links. no segment about Jesus actually answering, no punchline, no setup, no anything. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:18, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The concept is decent (assuming none of you in the comments are lying), but that doesn't change the fact that the article itself sucks. Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:39, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. cool concept, zero execution FUCK DA PATSLucyna Kushinada GO HAWKS, FUCK ROCKS 04:25, 30 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Neutral. A great concept, but horribly unfinished. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏSeahawk.pngHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 23:21, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Agree with Opossum. Appears to be a parody of "AskJeeves", which was/is pretty much bare-bones (are they still even active anymore?) but we should program it to be as if Jesus were giving some quippy response. That, or maybe an article covering when they made a chatbot to mimic Jesus (not to be confused with AI Jesus which is just a collection of AI images that I'd like to unsee!) OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 02:18, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol neutral vote.svg No consensus. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:48, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

Sandra Bernhard Presents: Sandralicious

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 153 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Hjghjh.gif Boobs. Sexcruft. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏSeahawk.pngHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 16:05, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. idk how anyone could even attempt to save this, a total rewrite would be pointless even. NUKE! FUCK DA PATSLucyna Kushinada GO HAWKS, FUCK ROCKS 16:09, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:18, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Kill it with fire! New England Patriots logo.pngGO PATS! ROLL IT! SEA-COCKS SUCK!New England Patriots logo.png 20:30, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 03:56, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Bundestag

Score: 8
Elapsed Time: 153 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (8)
  1. cruftcruft.Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 16:06, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! That IP surely ain't comin' back to improve this article. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏSeahawk.pngHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 16:08, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. om nom nom- wait, this needs to be voted upon before i can eat it? aw... the story-eating cat 23:20, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:10, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
  5. Nom.gif Shit on it. New England Patriots logo.pngGO PATS! ROLL IT! SEA-COCKS SUCK!New England Patriots logo.png 20:26, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 03:57, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
  7. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:22, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 20:10, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Template:UncycloID

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 28 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This doesn't look good at all... ughh.. TropicalPanther... Special0.pngGlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:22, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Send it to the moon. Panther... New England Patriots logo.pngGO PATS! ROLL IT! SEA-COCKS SUCK!New England Patriots logo.png 20:23, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 20:32, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. useless when Template:Passport is already a thing πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:33, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:56, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. @DaniPine3: Template:Passport is not any better... Plus, i'm ok having both. the only reason why i want this gone is because this looks not good in my opinion.. Dizzy.png GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:53, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

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