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For nominators: DO...

  1. Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
  3. Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
  7. Please keep joke nominations at the bottom and try to not overdo them. Joke nominations should be indicated by the "Joke Nomination" template.

For voters: DO...

  1. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

  • Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • Revert administrators.
  • Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are not an Administrator. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
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Zepathitis Virus

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Like, Keep, but like, very weak 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:12, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
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  1. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. why are there so many red links in this article? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:35, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg half delete Gerg fixed the awful links, but it still kinda sucks LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 04:09, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 17:17, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:George Bush vows to run for 2008 presidential elections

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  1. Yuk.PNG Eww! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:18, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. yup LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 17:09, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:Rats Been Found To Have Bill Clinton DNA

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! --AtomicAnon (talk) 19:05, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! all these shit articles with actually funny names... a tragedy! LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 11:43, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol speedy delete vote.svg Should've been QVFD'd. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  17:43, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
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March 25

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  1. Smite lightning.svg Smite. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:33, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. it'd be funny if we waited until march 25 to delete it --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 13:14, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. I agree with Fish 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:31, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! We should do the thing Fish said 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│
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UnNews:Kitten confesses to killing

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  1. Fire2.gif KILL IT WITH FIRE! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:20, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:18, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:New York State allows students to swear at teachers

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NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:21, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:Ofcom Launches Complaints Investigation

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  1. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:21, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:21, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:And the Mays is gone!

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Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:23, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:Pigeon and Monkey to wed, Flying Monkeys now inevitable

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:23, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

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for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:24, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:NFL player becomes openly gay

Score: -1.2432
Elapsed Time: 74 hours
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:13, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  18:22, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Cyberduck icon.png It looks like a duck to me. I hate the pathetic length, but its UnNews so not exactly unnatural LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 13:31, 13 March 2026 (UTC)
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Smite lightning.svg Smite. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:24, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:UnMascot Contest

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Yuk.PNG Eww! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:25, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

  1. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron.🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│
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UnNews:Mayans: 'Made ya look!'

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Yuk.PNG Yuk. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:25, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

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Sodomite

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Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:25, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:Apple purchases exclusive rights to lowercase "I"

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Elapsed Time: 74 hours
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Strong keep what??? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:14, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Half keep.🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│
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  4. Half for.svg half mast its funny, but yeah... 100% needs some serious work LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 13:29, 13 March 2026 (UTC)
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Pacman.svg Pacman. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:26, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:Pirates looking forward to Steelers' training camp

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Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:50, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

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000000000

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  1. Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. to my space GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:34, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol rename vote3.svg Make it Zorua's problem. also per Dani 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│
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  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. there's a bunch of these with no actual content, and honestly this one by far is the best bc it went all out with the images even. NONE of the others do that... LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 13:26, 13 March 2026 (UTC)
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NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. this is just a lame copy of AAAAAAAAA! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:15, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

  1. Tinyjens.png NOOOOOOOOO! Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:13, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg 000000. 000000000 00000 --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 15:11, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:39, 13 March 2026 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. wait why is it called “ooooo” but the article is “0000000” 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│
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    stupid wiki formatting shortens them Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:31, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

Wally the Green Monster

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That's right. This sucked. Full of ASBOxAATcruft. woulda qvfd'd this but other people did stuff with it Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:38, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

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EEEEEEEEEH!!

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Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! same reason as 000000000. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:27, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

  1. Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. make it my problem --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 02:42, 14 March 2026 (UTC)
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