Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 42. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.

Pages for Deletion

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We never received the rewrite we ordered. JJPMaster 23:36, 26 May 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. because this article still sucks! You know, let's start a new one at Transgender instead. Sophia (talk) 23:42, 26 May 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. its stupid and not funny needs to be more offensive against trans "people" to be funny Burds890 (talk) 06:14, 5 July 2021 (UTC)

Who wants to be a Militant?

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Symbol keep vote.svg Strong Keep Funny. I don’t know why this was nominated in the first place, also it has usage in articles. VFD also shouldn’t be for images. (Images should go in QVFD if they’re unused or a dupe). – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)

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  • I do like the usage in Error message. I can replace the offensive bits if you want. That being said, I don't think this has usage in many other articles and VFD is absolutely the correct place for this, not QVFD.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

The Backyardigans (Thing)

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Boner Conduction

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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Laughed for 3 hours straight. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)

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