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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD we will beat you with a dead horse.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 42. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.

Pages for Deletion

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Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 1744 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 16:27, 4 March 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. MrX blow me 04:28, 13 March 2022 (UTC)


Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 1663 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Poopoo. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:12, 8 March 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I know we'd all like to have a Woody one day, but this is not that article. MrX blow me 21:08, 25 April 2022 (UTC)

Beak Lions

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 1094 hours
Keep (1)

1. I get that this isn't funny to some, and there is alot of continuity errors that i have to fix, and a lot of ideas need to be polished heavily but trust me when I will get to that as soon as possible, I have other things I preferer to do. I do see how it's nothing but pure spam and confusion, and it's supposed to be that way, but it is too much, and I have all intentions within the following months to go in and fix them, I just need some time. :Dank Memes 21

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I still think that this article should not have survived for so long, being that it fails Codeine's Mum, HTBFANJS, and reads like a sledgehammer to the cervical bones. WohMi 18:54, 31 March 2022 (UTC)
  • At worst this should be userfied, not huffed. MrX blow me 21:45, 25 April 2022 (UTC)

Mastur bation

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 198 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. FlaccidDickVote.svg Limp boner. Fix template is months outdated. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 02:24, 8 May 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Willy. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 15:23, 13 May 2022 (UTC)

Main Page

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 24 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! DELETE THE MAIN PAGE! NOTHING WILL GO WRONG!!! ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 09:01, 15 May 2022 (UTC)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Of course! Wikipedia says not to delete the main page, and we're a parody of them, so delete away! SomeStupidUser (This is YOUR page) (talk) 05:38, 16 May 2022 (UTC)
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. SomeStupidUser, I don't think serious on/off templates should be in VFD. Besides, the admins will probably just hack it up as soon as it's huffed. This deletion of the Main Page is just for the funny. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 06:15, 16 May 2022 (UTC)