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For nominators: DO...

  1. Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
  3. Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
  7. Please keep joke nominations at the bottom and try to not overdo them. Joke nominations should be indicated by the "Joke Nomination" template.

For voters: DO...

  1. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

  • Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • Revert administrators.
  • Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are not an Administrator. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
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Hip hop/Funnier version

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 274 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. the article itself is totally fine! (and quite funny). the title is just kinda weird and makes no sense LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 15:23, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If this is the "funny" version, why is the original featured? If there's anything historical to them, userfy it. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:39, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:37, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
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@Gergdown: the article was originally called "Hip hop", but I moved it last year so that hip hop would be a redirect to the featured article. the "funny version" thing in the title isn't really a factual claim but just something I copied from God/Funny version. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:54, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

the same thing applies with History of the War on Drugs/funny version and Lie/faddy version 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:55, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Oh, well, in that case, withdraw both of these noms. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:56, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: no, keep them, keep them. I personally think they're crappy enough to be here. if I didn't nom them myself last year was simply to not bother with the democratic procedure. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:58, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
@MK: do you have a better idea for this article's title? It was originally called "hip hop", but I moved it so that hip hop would be a redirect to hip hop music. I must admit I didn't think much of the name; so you could suggest a better name. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:26, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: I'm not super sure, but you could merge it with the existing Gangsta Rap article since that one is kinda short and could easily do with more content. Other options include: Urban Music, Afro-American Music, Crunk, Afrobeats, and... well a lot of low hanging fruit- kinda racist titles like Gorilla Music, Jungle Beats or something along those lines (if you so feel like going that way). LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 03:37, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

Madras College

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 165 hours
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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Just your average schoolcruft. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 14:59, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. I've seen this page pop up in recent changes quite often, and i always knew it wasn't great, but i didn't expect it to be this bad. Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:07, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. BRRRRRRT.pngBRRRRRT! wowie, more red text! my favorite :3 LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 01:34, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
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Soonerism

Score: -0.5
Elapsed Time: 133 hours
Keep (1.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's a bit dated, sure, but it's not terrible. Alula.gifAlula.gif 02:07, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep Not dated, just mediocre. I wouldn't delete it. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 00:01, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
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Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:27, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

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Trans-Brazilian_HighGAYway

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 106 hours
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  1. Nom.gif Nom. Ok, here's the thing i wanted to nominate. This page sucks. There's red links everywhere and it's generally just very unfunny. Alula.gifAlula.gif 02:13, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 03:52, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:58, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
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Heavenland

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 106 hours
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God patch.png Pray for it. since there's still a space left before we reach the limit again, I'm taking this opportunity to re-nominate this stubby crap. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:18, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:Price of gasoline driven down by the price of gasoline.

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 87 hours
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  1. BRRRRRRT.pngBRRRRRT! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:24, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. it's not very good Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 17:02, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. QVFD material LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 01:36, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
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Zepathitis Virus

Score: 1.5
Elapsed Time: 61 hours
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  1. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. why are there so many red links in this article? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:35, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg half delete Gerg fixed the awful links, but it still kinda sucks LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 04:09, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:Mad Cow found in U.S.; "Oh fuck!" exclaim citizens

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 46 hours
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  1. Fire2.gif KILL IT WITH FIRE! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:08, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! mmmm QVFD worthy slop!LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 01:37, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
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UnTunes:Giant Caterpillar Song

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 46 hours
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  1. ChuckNorris.gif  I'M CHUCK NORRIS, AND I FUCKING HATE THIS ARTICLE!!! Explode fire.gif Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:25, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! I was REALLY hoping to have my ears blessed by some otherwordly shitty music, but its just... a few words? Booooooo! LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 02:15, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:Investigators try to save a dog found hanging in a yard

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  1. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? IP craft from 2010. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:26, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. QVFD fodder LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 01:39, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:Car bomb in hospital carpark

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 46 hours
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  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:28, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. how are there so many of these!!????? LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 01:39, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:Perv Christmer is approaching again

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Facepalmsmiley.gif Facepalm. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:36, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:East Antarctica breaks off, Americans still don't care

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Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:16, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:Comedian stumbles around for appropriate Ted Kennedy joke, fails

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Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:16, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:George Bush vows to run for 2008 presidential elections

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Yuk.PNG Eww! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:18, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

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Strawberry Fields

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Elapsed Time: 12 hours
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Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:19, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:Insert Headline Title Here!

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Elapsed Time: 12 hours
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NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:20, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:Today is Obvious Day

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Elapsed Time: 12 hours
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Smite lightning.svg Smite. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:22, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

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This article is a stub

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 0 hours
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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We already have Stub this is just the worse version. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:26, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

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Hsilgneo

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Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:42, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

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