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Transsexual

Score: 0 Elapsed Time: 1590 hours
Keep (3)	It's salvagable... WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 00:24, 27 May 2021 (UTC) Keep. it's pretty good, has potential – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs) Keep. It's decent, actually. We can keep it. AFellowEsin (talk) 19:33, 29 May 2021 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Delete. We never received the rewrite we ordered. JJP_{Mas_ter} 23:36, 26 May 2021 (UTC) Delete. because this article still sucks! You know, let's start a new one at Transgender instead. Sophia (talk) 23:42, 26 May 2021 (UTC) Delete. its stupid and not funny needs to be more offensive against trans "people" to be funny Burds890 (talk) 06:14, 5 July 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 1584 hours
Keep (1)	Keep. Has potential. AFellowEsin (talk) 10:18, 27 May 2021 (UTC)
Delete (2)	– (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN Delete. Not worth keeping. A full rewrite is in order. Cassandra (talk) 13:02, 27 May 2021 (UTC)
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Score: 0 Elapsed Time: 871 hours
Keep (1)	Strong Keep Funny. I don’t know why this was nominated in the first place, also it has usage in articles. VFD also shouldn’t be for images. (Images should go in QVFD if they’re unused or a dupe). – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)
Delete (1)	Feels like "cancel me!" material. Plus, Llwy. Cassandra (talk) 22:54, 25 June 2021 (UTC) A random desktop screenshot? – (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN
Comments	I do like the usage in Error message. I can replace the offensive bits if you want. That being said, I don't think this has usage in many other articles and VFD is absolutely the correct place for this, not QVFD. – (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

Score: -1 Elapsed Time: 681 hours
Keep (2)	Keep. i will expand dong on it and make it the best. article. ever. Keep. has potential. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)
Delete (1)	Delete. I tried to understand this. There has been an influx of nonsensical toilet humor – (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN
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Score: 0 Elapsed Time: 680 hours
Keep (1)	Keep. Laughed for 3 hours straight. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)
Delete (1)	This is what I was talking about – (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN
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