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- Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
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'''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
- Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
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- Revert administrators.
- Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
- Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are not an Administrator. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
- Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like
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Keep per Dani ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 23:53, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
- Feel free to leave your vote, just want to reiterate (since it looks like it might have been overlooked) that simply being labeled an injoke is nothing special. MrX blow me
16:28, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
Strong keep. hard to call this VFD worthy when there's like 90 articles on here about a certain kind of leather shoe... MKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl 11:47, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
Keep. Mr. George / talk 06:43, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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Merge. with Tourette's Syndrome GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:18, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
Other way around. I agree except we should merge Tourette's syndrome into expletive. It's a shame that our tourette's article childishly plays into the stupid misconception that tourette's syndrome is a condition that makes people cuss. MrX blow me 01:50, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
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- @MrX: although I agree the "Tourette's syndrome" article could be way better than it is now and use more jokes aside from the stereotype of cussing, apparently "Tourette's syndrome" became since its conception back in the 2000's somewhat of an Uncyclopedia in-joke and maybe it'd be weird to have it suddenly drastically changed and its contents moved to a completely different title. Although the Tourette's syndrome article really needs to have a rewrite (and maybe we should delete its unnecessary subpages? just a thought) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:53, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
- It’s an in-joke? MrX blow me
22:33, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
- @MrX: according to Uncyclopedia's official in-joke list, it is. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:48, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: I mean, it is specifically listed under "outdated injojes" --Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 23:05, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: ...which was a section I created for the stuff that was much older and wasn't seen around that often anymore. but only some years ago, there wasn't any distinction between the old and the new stuff. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:12, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
- Well, one quick look at the category Uncyclopedia injokes shows that there are a lot of articles that are technically labeled injokes, meaning that simply being labeled injoke is nothing special. It’s no AAAAAAAAA! Or moccasins that’s for damn sure. MrX blow me
23:48, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
- I think we have to remind everyone, yet again that, even though that its a old meme, doesn't mean it should be deleted. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:29, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
I withdraw my nomination. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:15, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
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KILL IT WITH FIRE! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:20, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
Delete. MrX blow me 18:18, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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Nuke. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:21, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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Huff. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:23, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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Delete. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:23, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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Deploy MOAB! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:24, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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Yuk. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:25, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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Zombiebaron. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:25, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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Kill. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:50, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
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Userfy. to my space GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:34, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
Make it Zorua's problem. also per Dani 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│ │ │ 03:49, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
Keep. there's a bunch of these with no actual content, and honestly this one by far is the best bc it went all out with the images even. NONE of the others do that... MKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl 13:26, 13 March 2026 (UTC)
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Nuke. this is just a lame copy of AAAAAAAAA! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:15, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
NOOOOOOOOO! Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:13, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
000000. 000000000 00000 --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 15:11, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
Burninate! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:39, 13 March 2026 (UTC)
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Comment. wait why is it called “ooooo” but the article is “0000000” 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│ │ │ 13:24, 13 March 2026 (UTC)
- stupid wiki formatting shortens them Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:31, 13 March 2026 (UTC)
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