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For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.



Pages for Deletion

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ALL redirect categories

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 1274 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Redirect categories are problematic for a number of reasons. Most are empty and don't appear on Special:UnusedCategories. Secondly, they don't appear as redirects on HotCat, and are only noticeable after saving. Thirdly, if added to a page, they don't add the category they redirect to, rather, they add themselves. As such, they serve no real purpose other than aiding searches, and I don't think people are searching for categories very often. I'm 90% sure most redirect categories are left over as the result of a move, where the mover forgot to untick the "create a redirect" box. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:40, 31 January 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:52, 31 January 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Kill 'em all, Sherrif. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 17:41, 2 February 2025 (UTC)
  4. BRRRRRT.jpgBRRRRRT! You know what, fuck it, go ahead. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 02:07, 3 February 2025 (UTC)
  5. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:29, 10 February 2025 (UTC)
Comments
  • NOTE: If this vote succeeds, all categories that serve as redirects will be huffed. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:41, 31 January 2025 (UTC)
  • NOTE: We are absolutely keeping [[Category:Musicians Who Suck So Monumentally That It Really, Truly Amazes Me That The Earth And Any Surrounding Planets And Quite Possibly A Good Bit Of The Afterlife Have Not Yet Been Swallowed Entirely]]. I'm gonna move [[Category:Musicians Without Talent]] to [[Category:Musicians Who Suck So Monumentally...]] in a day or two when I have time. The redirect of the real title will stay. User:Dawg went rogue moving it to such a horrible title. I'm giving everyone who wants a shorter title a compromise. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:06, 3 February 2025 (UTC)
@MrX: I could do the moving myself, now that I have L10nM4st3r's tools, which allow you to change the category links when you move the category with only a click of a button... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:10, 3 February 2025 (UTC)
Yeah that would be cool, thanks! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 02:06, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

Invalid link

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 1017 hours
Keep (2)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The fact that the actual material has nothing to do with the title is kind of funny due to sheer craziness.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 03:16, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. the joke is that an invalid link contains a broken character, so... kind of works. gergdown, eh (talk) 00:37, 28 February 2025 (UTC)

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! ok wtf is this 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:24, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! Would be funnier if it was actually an invalid link (kinda like gullible) and not just a bunch of black boxes. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:22, 19 March 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Whether or not this gets deleted, I'm importing this to Illogicopedia.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 03:18, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

Incandescent toilet seat

Score: 2.5
Elapsed Time: 551 hours
Keep (0.5)
  1. Mydixaflopin Limp boner. The article sucks but there's potential. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:21, 19 March 2025 (UTC)
Delete (3)

Unfunny article which doesn't know what it's supposed to be. Norb (talk) 20:27, 2 March 2025 (UTC)

Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:31, 2 March 2025 (UTC)

Symbol Detonate vote.gif DETONATE!!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 13:21, 5 March 2025 (UTC)

Comments

UnBooks:Church of St. Knock-Knock Agenda and Prayer Book

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 249 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)

Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. Incomplete since 2014. Terribly humorless excluding the title. Norb (talk) 10:49, 15 March 2025 (UTC)

  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! this fucking sucks. terribly humorless including the title. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:50, 18 March 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Hyperborea

Score: 2.5
Elapsed Time: 216 hours
Keep (0.5)
  1. MOCCASIN.pngmoccasins.MOCCASIN.png The use of furry speech and femboy stuff is to mock Neo-Nazis. Hyperborea seems to be something that Neo-Nazis are obsessed with, which also explains the triple parentheses. Both have to do with the topic of the article. Not voting for a full keep since it's very short, but if it's expanded and fixed a bit, this could definitely be a solid article. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:17, 19 March 2025 (UTC)
Delete (3)

High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:42, 16 March 2025 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. short, something, idk. can't read furry. gergdown, eh (talk) 21:19, 16 March 2025 (UTC)

Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! wtf? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:24, 20 March 2025 (UTC)

Comments

I'm nominating this article for a number of reasons.

  1. It's incredibly short; it's weird no one has put a QVFD tag or even a stub tag in this article before, considering how short it is.
  2. It uses a lot of furry speech which makes it hard to understand; what's weird is that the topic of the article doesn't have anything to do with furries.
  3. There's also the use of triple parenthesis which I'm sure I've heard somewhere it's an anthisemitic way to portray the name of someone who's Jewish. Not sure if it's satirical or not and I don't think I want to find out. Also, once again, it has nothing to do with the topic of the article. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:42, 16 March 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Hyperborea is a thing that Neo-Nazis talk about a lot, so the triple parentheses in the article do make sense and are related to the subject. Not voting yet, since I haven't actually looked at the article. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:14, 19 March 2025 (UTC)
@Willy on wheels: huh, really? I had never heard of this before, so I just thought it was a really poor attempt at random humor; but now that I know this the article makes more sense. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:20, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Health scare

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 174 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)

Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Really, really random. It's barely related to the actual subject itself. Norb (talk) 13:47, 18 March 2025 (UTC)

Comments

Wayne Kest

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 144 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sucks ass. Completely unsalvageable. Norb (talk) 19:47, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! 2005cruft. His name's also Kanye West, not Kayne West. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:16, 20 March 2025 (UTC)
  2. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. A negative version of Kanye West might be a funny idea; sadly this is just unfunny nonsense. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:21, 20 March 2025 (UTC)
Comments

UnVoyage:PMOTM

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 120 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Nom.gif Nom. too old for QVFD and not a redirect, but useless nonetheless. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. yea I have no idea wtf is this even supposed to be. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:04, 20 March 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! yeah just kill this Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:11, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Budget

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 93 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Nom.gif Nom. Far too short to be useful here. I'd put it on ICU but it's over three years old. Norb (talk) 22:49, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. stubbiest stub ever. gergdown, eh (talk) 00:23, 22 March 2025 (UTC)
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