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For nominators: DO...

  1. Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
  3. Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
  7. Please keep joke nominations at the bottom and try to not overdo them. Joke nominations should be indicated by the "Joke Nomination" template.

For voters: DO...

  1. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

  • Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • Revert administrators.
  • Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are not an Administrator. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
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Zepathitis Virus

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 357 hours
Keep (0.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Like, Keep, but like, very weak 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:12, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
Delete (1.5)
  1. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. why are there so many red links in this article? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:35, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg half delete Gerg fixed the awful links, but it still kinda sucks LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 04:09, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 17:17, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
Comments

UnNews:George Bush vows to run for 2008 presidential elections

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 308 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Yuk.PNG Eww! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:18, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. yup LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 17:09, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
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James Carville

Score: 2.5
Elapsed Time: 174 hours
Keep (0.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:43, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! It's just a picture of his face?--AtomicAnon (talk) 14:45, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche.png Zombieboner. yeah not sure what this is about... LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 17:11, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. the quote is a bit funny but this article is complete dog. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  18:02, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Recipe For Disaster

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 152 hours
Keep (1)
  1. It needs some work, but I don't think it's bad enough to be deleted 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│
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    │     17:14, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:37, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 17:11, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. BleedingEye.png (my eyes are bleeding) --AtomicAnon (talk) 13:30, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For.– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  18:07, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Give it to Gamma Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:06, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
Comments

UnNews:Rats Been Found To Have Bill Clinton DNA

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 122 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! --AtomicAnon (talk) 19:05, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! all these shit articles with actually funny names... a tragedy! LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 11:43, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Expletive

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 68 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep per Dani ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 23:53, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
    Feel free to leave your vote, just want to reiterate (since it looks like it might have been overlooked) that simply being labeled an injoke is nothing special. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:28, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. hard to call this VFD worthy when there's like 90 articles on here about a certain kind of leather shoe... LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 11:47, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol merge vote.svg Merge. with Tourette's Syndrome GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 00:18, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol merge vote.svg Other way around. I agree except we should merge Tourette's syndrome into expletive. It's a shame that our tourette's article childishly plays into the stupid misconception that tourette's syndrome is a condition that makes people cuss. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 01:50, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
Comments
  • @MrX: although I agree the "Tourette's syndrome" article could be way better than it is now and use more jokes aside from the stereotype of cussing, apparently "Tourette's syndrome" became since its conception back in the 2000's somewhat of an Uncyclopedia in-joke and maybe it'd be weird to have it suddenly drastically changed and its contents moved to a completely different title. Although the Tourette's syndrome article really needs to have a rewrite (and maybe we should delete its unnecessary subpages? just a thought) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:53, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
It’s an in-joke? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:33, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
@MrX: according to Uncyclopedia's official in-joke list, it is. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:48, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: I mean, it is specifically listed under "outdated injojes" --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 23:05, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: ...which was a section I created for the stuff that was much older and wasn't seen around that often anymore. but only some years ago, there wasn't any distinction between the old and the new stuff. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:12, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
Well, one quick look at the category Uncyclopedia injokes shows that there are a lot of articles that are technically labeled injokes, meaning that simply being labeled injoke is nothing special. It’s no AAAAAAAAA! Or moccasins that’s for damn sure. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:48, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

March 25

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 33 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Smite lightning.svg Smite. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:33, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. it'd be funny if we waited until march 25 to delete it --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 13:14, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. I agree with Fish 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:31, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself

Score: -2
Elapsed Time: 22 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Injoke status. ~SirTurb0-Sunrise GUNVFH x6UOTMWOTMWOTYTalk 22:10, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. per turb0 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:28, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. per trub0 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZAmCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLmNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGaIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHkJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJiLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIdKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ│
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    │     21:06, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
Delete (1)

Anarchist cat.jpg *HKHHHHHH* AtomicAnon (talk) 22:09, 9 March 2026 (UTC)

Comments

Calendar

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 22 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. AtomicAnon (talk) 22:18, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Cruft. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  18:34, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
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