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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.



Pages for Deletion

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Uncyclopedia:VFS/Past winners

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 4006 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It appears that the Votes For Sandwiches page was improperly archived when it was changed back into a Sysop vote. A proper archive should be created. -- The Zombiebaron 15:43, 31 January 2023 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom and Delete. I don´t need an explanation, do i? Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 00:25, 9 October 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A Sandwich of the Month joke which makes no sense being where it is. I don't think it would even work as part of the actual Sandwich of the Month award. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 07:21, 9 October 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Smileface.png taxworm / talk 09:03, 19 October 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Pointless page. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:14, 21 February 2023 (UTC)
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Noods

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It seems pretty good, despite lacking images. some images would fix it Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:14, 21 February 2023 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. though I spent some time writing it, this is not very funny. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:26, 1 November 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 22:06, 29 December 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- The Zombiebaron 15:52, 31 January 2023 (UTC)
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I think it'd be best to move it to User:Microsoft for POTUS/Noods instead of deleting it ACATAUA (ok) 01:52, 31 December 2022 (UTC)

Templating and subpages

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Elapsed Time: 1620 hours
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.It may not start funny, but there are a few funny stuff (the "T.I.T.S: Things I Take Seriously" section for example - there is a message hidden in that). Maybe move to a area people go to for help. Idea: create bizarre uncyclopedia help pages xD L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 21:44, 16 January 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It probably should be moved... Not deleted. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:09, 21 February 2023 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate!Oh my god, get this out of here. It’s not even funny, it’s just a guide on how you set up templates. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 10:35, 16 January 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. My eyes! The goggles do nothing! -- The Zombiebaron 15:54, 31 January 2023 (UTC)
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History of Albania

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Elapsed Time: 1598 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This is very funny. Smileface.png taxworm / talk 10:01, 17 January 2023 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. RED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN (i'm not actually albanian) Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:07, 21 February 2023 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is nothing more than an Albanian nationalist article. And the parts that aren't are just filled with random humour instead. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 08:11, 17 January 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- The Zombiebaron 15:56, 31 January 2023 (UTC)
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Sentence spacing

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Elapsed Time: 1179 hours
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  1. Gonna try nominating this again. Put shortly, this article is short, unfunny, and mostly just serves as justification for Brogo’s somewhat controversial way of editing. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 19:45, 3 February 2023 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Delete not funny. at all. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:14, 21 February 2023 (UTC)
  3. 👎 Thumbs-down emoji. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:47, 21 February 2023 (UTC)
Comments
<sigh> Brogo13 (talk) 16:41, 5 February 2023 (UTC)
What does that have to do with this vote? Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 22:02, 5 February 2023 (UTC)
That's the point, it has nothing to do with anything L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 21:31, 19 February 2023 (UTC)

An Emoji For How I Feel

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 847 hours
Keep (2)
  1. It's supposed to be a list of sorts, to be used with other pages. I added an explanation in the article, and there was a note in the talk page, as well. Nacky (talk) 08:12, 18 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
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Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. it's just not that funny. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:29, 17 February 2023 (UTC)

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I was going to add more to it, the files connected to it, I wanted to incorporate into something that can be used for other pages. Nacky (talk) 18:00, 17 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

Haimish Picken (The King Who Bailed)

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 847 hours
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Incomprehensible. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:35, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
  3. 🔫 Assassinate. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:37, 20 February 2023 (UTC)
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A Case of Spring Fever

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 847 hours
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  1. FlaccidDickVote.svg Limp boner. Over 30 days, still not funny. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:37, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
  3. 🩳 Eat my shorts. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:34, 20 February 2023 (UTC)
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Abul Maal Abdul Muhith

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 847 hours
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  1. Pickle Rick.png  PICKLE RIIIIICK!!! don't know who this is Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:38, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
  2. Me neither. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
  3. 😒 Unamused. Who? --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:38, 20 February 2023 (UTC)
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Airplane of Jefferson

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Elapsed Time: 847 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. nope Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:40, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
  3. 🔪 MURDER! "Musical groups" Okay maybe I don't think I have ever heard of this band before. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:49, 20 February 2023 (UTC)
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An American in Paris

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Elapsed Time: 847 hours
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. too short Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:41, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
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Arab Darussalam

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! confusign Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:42, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
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Awful Hospital

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  1. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. not quite ICU worthy but close Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:43, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
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Bailieborough

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  1. Scared face.svg It's so bad it's scary. dont think anyone outside of ireland would find this funny Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:45, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
  2. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
  3. Facebook dislike thumb.png Dislike --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:42, 20 February 2023 (UTC)
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Banning Christmas

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  1. Really only needs a little bit of formatting. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE! the amount of shit in the orphaned pages section makes me disappointed. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:46, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
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Berkeley Gloucestershire

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Elapsed Time: 847 hours
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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! another article that maybe 2 people would find funny Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:48, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
  3. Jay Sherman's head.png  It STINKS! --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:47, 20 February 2023 (UTC)
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Brazilian Traffic Code

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. threeee... not funny. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:51, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
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Cavan

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Elapsed Time: 847 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. fully loaded with shit. let's goooooo Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:52, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
  3. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:48, 20 February 2023 (UTC)
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Duck Duck Pubes

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Elapsed Time: 30 hours
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  1. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. unfunny. Just unfunny. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:30, 23 March 2023 (UTC)
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Vatheline

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Elapsed Time: 4 hours
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  1. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. There have been too many articles created about Vaseline lately, and this is by far the worst. It's the same, but with a lisp. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:25, 24 March 2023 (UTC)
  2. 🧛‍♂️ Bite! My bad habits lead to this unfunny article. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 22:53, 24 March 2023 (UTC)
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