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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...

For nominators: DO...

  1. Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
  3. Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
  7. Please keep joke nominations at the bottom. Joke nominations are indicated by this template.

For voters: DO...

  1. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

  • Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • Revert administrators.
  • Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
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Pages for Deletion

New entries will be at the bottom of this page.

UnGames:Undertale

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 337 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Crappy and abandoned. I've never played the original game, but based on what I've heard, this has basically nothing to stand out from the real thing. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:20, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Recreations of games should only be done in the rarest of circumstances. Parodies are allowed, but this is just the opening to Undertale, from my knowledge. Haven't played it yet. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:07, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Snowflake mini.gif Snowgraveinate! I've played Undertale, and can confirm that this is literally just the opening to the game done in text adventure form. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:02, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
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Anti-Vandal

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 315 hours
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No keep votes.

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I haven't heard Uncyclopedia having a software called "Anti-Vandal"; only an abuse filter (which is pretty much the same thing). plus, it's a really stubby article. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:23, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 05:51, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg 2005cruft. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:03, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia is bad for your kids

Score: 1 children corrupted
Elapsed Time: 232 hours
Keep (1.5)
Delete (2.5)
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Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. since this was a submission for an old competition, it might have a bit of historical importance. of course, it will be removed from mainspace if VFD'd, but instead of deleting it I think it should be moved into userspace (even tho its original author probably isn't even logged in anymore). 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:34, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

Fuck Uncyclopedia

Score: -1.5
Elapsed Time: 216 hours
Keep (2.5)
  • merge into Uncyclopedia is the worst (weak keep) --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 17:44, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep or Symbol keep vote.svg Merge. I'm pretty sure this was an in-joke once...? Also, it's stupid, but I feel like it's so schizophrenic that it loops and becomes funny again. That's just my opinion though. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:46, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:18, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete (1)

Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. or NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 17:41, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

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UnBooks:Lara's Different Kind of Adventure

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 192 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Man, I REALLY don't wanna go through each one of these. But each one of these articles are tens of thousands of wasted and useless bytes lurking in the servers. We're slowly reclaiming back the actual human-made UnBooks now! Check the recent UnBooks of the UnBooks main page. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:37, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Grue transparent.png Feed this to a Grue! --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 17:38, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:20, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
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If internet chatrooms existed in the 1980's

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 189 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crocottacruft. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:30, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Mmmm... tastes like prion disease... Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:21, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What does prion disease even taste like? You sound like you know. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 15:24, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
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What If?:Dentists could time travel?

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 189 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's just too fucking good. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:13, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:39, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Its sort of funny, but also sorta really not a good article. Would make a better UnScript if anything LucyDance2.gifLucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)LucyDance2.gif 16:36, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
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  • I want this for my article trench. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:23, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
  • I also want this for alula's article trench --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:31, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

Game:Through the Willows

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 162 hours
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No keep votes.

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Another crappy game with only about 16 pages, all of which are practically devoid of text or any attempt at humor whatsoever. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:17, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:25, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
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UnGames:Eat in 20 cm

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 161 hours
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No keep votes.

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A true masterpiece from the creator of UnGames:Car. Utterly amazing grammar; this guy speaks English even better than most native speakers! Contains truly innovative gameplay: Most pages are short and minimalistic, and it's even got a rather cool secret: dead-end pages only 4 links away from the start! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:19, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I found a dead-end page only 2 links away from the start. I'd like to see someone manage to beat that. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:29, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:20, 8 January 2026 (UTC)
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@Alula: Obviously my game, UnGames:Rooms, which has a red link on the main page. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:20, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

I meant in this game specifically, not yours Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:20, 8 January 2026 (UTC)
Well then speak gooderer then! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:22, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

UnGames:Turnabout and its subpages at UnGames:Turn

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 161 hours
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Better-written than some of the other games I've put on VFD, but still shitty and stubby. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:36, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:29, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
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UnGames:A Nice Quiz

Score: 4 impossible quizzes
Elapsed Time: 160 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! This is one of the first things you see when you type "UnGames:" into the search bar. How has nobody deleted it yet? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:17, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This one at least has offsets. Which actually makes it worse, because offset links are very heavily rate-limited for people that aren't logged into an account. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:32, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:19, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I have a much better version of this if anyone wants to recreate this game. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:22, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
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For the sake of the IPs, it might be time to remove the 429 anti-bot crawler thing. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 15:45, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

UnGames:Destroy Florida and subpages

Score: 2 hurricanes
Elapsed Time: 122 hours
Keep (1)

Symbol rename vote3.svg shove it in my userspace. oh no, not more subpages! Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:50, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

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Fluffernutterology

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 113 hours
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why. just why. why does this article exist. what purpose does it serve. who decided this would be a good idea, spend the five minutes writing it, and promptly forget it? who, in all the ages of the world, would decide to do this? thousands of years of history, many billions dead, many more billions forever scarred, forever scarred by their horror, but their suffering is like bliss compared to what i have to read. i am filled with restlessness unto the dawn. my bones have become like glass; my eyes have become like blind; every breath i take has become poison. i wallow in death, for i shall never see happiness again. all i desire now is sweet heaven. someone did this. that is enough to make a man who fought in the somme shut up about his trauma. if you think you have experienced horror, you have not scene what i have scene. the horror! the horror!Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg User talk:ColonelKurtz 23:58, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:03, 7 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:41, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
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Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. As a Bostonian, put this in my userspace. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:03, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

  • yeah shove it in this guy's article trench --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 01:09, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

Jesus 2.0

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 81 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Peopld VFD art like this, and wonder why Uncyclopedia is slowly dying.Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg User talk:ColonelKurtz 14:58, 8 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. With Colonel with this one. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:06, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:43, 8 January 2026 (UTC)
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Mexican Jesus

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 80 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:22, 8 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Napalm ASAP. This should have been ICU'd sooner or just straight up QVFDed.Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg User talk:ColonelKurtz 13:57, 8 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. NuclearTrefoil.gif  oh lawd LucyDance2.gifLucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)LucyDance2.gif 03:53, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
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The History of The World, Condensed Into One Uncyclopedia Article

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 64 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Duplicate article. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:21, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
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Chronikkah

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 64 hours
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  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:24, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Yuk.PNG Eww! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 15:23, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
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Male Reproductive System: Attorney At Law

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 64 hours
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  1. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:37, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
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UnGames:Bill Cipher

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 62 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sorry, Panther... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 03:19, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 03:42, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. this feels like a relic from before my time, but yeah also feels like a Temu knockoff of EFO and MITK, only one of which i have completed LucyDance2.gifLucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)LucyDance2.gif 03:51, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
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Savepeopleidontevenknowitis

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 50 hours
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  • From the people who brought you masterpieces like But mommy I didn't do it and Mr. Penis, comes the latest entry in 2005cruft! Complete with state of the art running sentences, a title that no one can comprehend, and a severe lack of images! The attractions don't stop there. Luxurious lack of images, made by a sockpuppet and IP user! Edit: Also a stub with random links that don't fit the article and its content!Truly quality knows no bounds, does it for the self-admitted sock puppet?Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg User talk:ColonelKurtz 15:45, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:40, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
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The Real Neoliberalism

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 15 hours
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  1. Symbol Detonate vote.gif DETONATE!! just a verbatim copy of Neoliberalism 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:07, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. pretty sure most people can read strikethrough text --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:12, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:14, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
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Mario Teaches Typing

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 13 hours
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UnBestiary:Politicians

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 5 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Duplicate of American politician 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:10, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
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Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 2 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So I've found this handy guide for articles that need VFD'd, and according to it, this is just a verbatim copy of the Wikipedia article... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:55, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
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SiDoes

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 0 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. whatever the joke of this article was has been long Lost to time. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:57, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
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