DO...

For nominators: DO...

... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.

For voters: DO...

... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.

DON'T...

... Revert administrators.
... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 42. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like THIS to indicate that they have been kept.

Pages for Deletion

New entries will be at the bottom of this page.

Amogus

Score: 0 Elapsed Time: 68 hours
Keep (2)	It's alright. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 23:04, 11 May 2021 (UTC) Keep. Passable, has potential. Cassandra (talk) 01:45, 13 May 2021 (UTC)
Delete (2)	– Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs) Delete. Dumb, also among us. --Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 12:55, 12 May 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 4 Elapsed Time: 43 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	No thanks, I hate wind. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 23:42, 12 May 2021 (UTC) Holy fuck, this is bad. RealLifeCartman (talk) 03:31, 13 May 2021 (UTC) HuFFF MrX blow me 03:42, 13 May 2021 (UTC) Delete. Zucc. Cassandra (talk) 10:17, 14 May 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 27 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Absolutely terrible. Willy on wheels, the Fuerdai Vandal. (talk) 11:06, 13 May 2021 (UTC) Delete. Unless it's expanded and improved very soon. MrX blow me 15:17, 13 May 2021 (UTC) Delete. and redirect to Uncyclopedia. Cassandra (talk) 10:17, 14 May 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 27 hours
Keep (1)	Keep. Not finished – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)
Delete (2)	Deleet. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:09, 13 May 2021 (UTC) HuFFF MrX blow me 15:17, 13 May 2021 (UTC)
Comments	Willy on wheels What do you mean by "Not Finished?" WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:35, 13 May 2021 (UTC) It says so in the article – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs) The only person who was (likely) going to work on that is currently banned until 2024. Unless you want to work on it, I feel it should be huffed. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:28, 14 May 2021 (UTC)