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Gymnastics

Score: 2 Elapsed Time: 707 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:28, 18 October 2019 (UTC) Delete — S G 1\|Hereish ^{[citation needed]} 11:04, 31 October 2019 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 3.5 Elapsed Time: 560 hours
Keep (0.5)	Rewrite While the King Arthur and Beatles stuff is amusing, it does not a cohesive whole make. Should be more about the actual show. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:39, 25 October 2019 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Nom This is pretty crappy. – Kip > Talk • Works •• 00:35, Oct. 25, 2019 Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:47, 25 October 2019 (UTC) Delete for "Doug craves anal with Carrie". — S G 1\|Hereish ^{[citation needed]} 11:10, 31 October 2019 (UTC) EXTERMINATUS Unfunny as hell, as well as shorter than me in 2015 ---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded 8:04, 13 november, 2019 (EST)
Comments	I have completely rewritten the article. It should be funny enough to keep. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 23:30, 10 November 2019 (UTC)

Score: 0 Elapsed Time: 172 hours
Keep (3)	I have given my heart and soul to this website, and this is how I'm treated. I AM A LEGEND! I AM GOD The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 06:16, 10 November 2019 (UTC) Keep - Who even is this guy? - —𝔎 𝔢 𝔳 𝔦 𝔫 𝔡 𝔬 𝔫 𝔤 ⠀Ꮠ Keep Eh sure why not - ---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded
Delete (3)	Woodburninate General gayness — (talk) (contributions) 09:23:27 2019/11/17 UTC Strong Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:06, 10 November 2019 (UTC) Uncyclopedia is like a bicurious teenager in the gym locker room showers with the other boys. We've got to get rid of this Woody. – Kip > Talk • Works •• 20:02, Nov. 10, 2019
Comments

Score: 2.5 Elapsed Time: 63 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2.5)	Nom and Delete super unfunny, no construction tag either soo...---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded Delete. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 21:17, 14 November, 2019 (UTC) Weak Delete - Desperately needs a rewrite. - —𝔎 𝔢 𝔳 𝔦 𝔫 𝔡 𝔬 𝔫 𝔤 ⠀Ꮠ 11.14.2019 9:23pm
Comments

Score: 2 Elapsed Time: 60 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 21:17, 14 November, 2019 (UTC) STRONG DELETE this belongs in Illogicopedia rather than here ---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded
Comments

Score: -0.5 Elapsed Time: 60 hours
Keep (1.5)	Strong Keep Stick it to China! — (talk) (contributions) 09:23:27 2019/11/17 UTC Rewrite has potential, but could be a rather funny article with a rewrite ---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded
Delete (1)	Fire, walk with me. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 21:26, 14 November, 2019 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Whether an article like "Xi Jingping" should be deleted because it seems like plain old vandalism, or should be kept because of the novelty value, is debatable. Putting this on VFD for the moment, but I'm abstaining from the vote. Comment. I also think we should be doing everything we can to piss off the Chinese Government. This can definitely help our site traffic. — (talk) (contributions) 09:23:27 2019/11/17 UTC Comment. I personally think it needs a rewrite because we need to put something other, "HmMm, ChInA MaN bAd" to make a point, actually making fun of the Chinese government needs to make the govenment actually funny, ie: Tienanmen square never happened is a good joke because it did happen and China deny's it. ---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded

Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 41 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	Nom, Delete and Limp boner this article is pretty unfunny, whoever made it obviously didn't read How to be funny and not just stupid ---Rooomy, spelled with three o's because I'm retarded
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