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Heckler & Koch MP5

Score: 4 Elapsed Time: 1604 hours
Keep (2)	Keep.. Has potential ~ CoolKids9001^{Yell at me here} - - My Stupid Contribs - Gun. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 00:26, 26 August 2021 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Delete. Gatcruft - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinA Y B CUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 08:23, Friday 13 August 2021 - Delete. Looks orphaned, probably is - Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 10:36, 13 August 2021 (UTC) Delete. Unless there's at least an improvement to the formatting and some images added to make it look pretty. A little improvement to the humor would be good too. MrX blow me 20:25, 16 August 2021 (UTC) EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! Nobody's laughing. Willy on wheels (talk) 02:12, 24 August 2021 (UTC) Burninate! per Willy on wheels. Cassandra (talk) 14:20, 2 October 2021 (UTC) Delete. This is a terrible thing. An awful thing. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:48, 2 October 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 2 Elapsed Time: 1156 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	Delete. Potential legal issues. Willy on wheels (talk) 00:04, 1 September 2021 (UTC) Delete. ~~Useless Pr0n. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 12:33, 1 September 2021 (UTC)~~ Abstaining. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:16, 12 September 2021 (UTC) Huff just because. Cassandra (talk) 14:20, 2 October 2021 (UTC)
Comments	Is it the fact that it's titled "School Photo"? As far as which porn is "useless", well, this one has some okay and kinda funny usage in a few articles, but not really something that'd be terribly missed. MrX blow me 17:45, 8 September 2021 (UTC) I was more pissed that when I opened VFD at school, hentai was plastered across my school laptop's screen. To be honest, I don't care what you do with this image, just get it the hell off VFD. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:36, 9 September 2021 (UTC) Changed my view on this, abstaining now that image is Gone-zo. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:16, 12 September 2021 (UTC) Decent. But uncyclopedia should have a rule against stuff illegal in the USA. Probably legal, but questionable. Even though zoo NSFW is only illegal in Oregon, it still should be banned. Willy on wheels (talk) 12:44, 13 September 2021 (UTC)

Score: 0 Elapsed Time: 420 hours
Keep (1)	Keep. and move to Undictionary WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:05, 1 October 2021 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Burninate! Holy fuck this is bad. How did this stay up for more than 16 years? Willy on wheels (talk) 16:12, 1 October 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 304 hours
Keep (0)	Keep this shit Nuh uh, willy. It stays and that's final. Userfy is an option if you don't think so.
Delete (1)	Huff. The last remaining CoolKidz article. Willy on wheels (talk) 12:39, 6 October 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 100 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	Delete. Unfortunately... CRAP! Author needs to check out HTBFANJS. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 00:42, 15 October 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 88 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	Kill. Borderline duplicate of Rolling your head on the keyboard and (the now deleted) Patent nonsense on Wheels! Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling
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