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For nominators: DO...

  1. Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
  3. Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
  7. Please keep joke nominations at the bottom. Joke nominations are indicated by this template.

For voters: DO...

  1. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

  • Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • Revert administrators.
  • Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
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What If?:Dentists could time travel?

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 568 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It may be baller. Purplexed (talk)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's just too fucking good. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 02:13, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. To @Alula:'s page. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 16:48, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:39, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Its sort of funny, but also sorta really not a good article. Would make a better UnScript if anything LucyDance2.gifLucyna KLucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png 16:36, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments
  • I want this for my article trench. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:23, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
  • I also want this for alula's article trench --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:31, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
  • What is Alula's article trench? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:06, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
    • @MrX: It's Alula's stockpile of ICU'd articles that are "pretty funny" to her. They range from good concepts with mediocre execution to bnuuy. You can read them here. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 01:39, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
      • Ah ok, good stuff, thanks. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:43, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. It's also worth mentioning that the "What if?" Mainspace doesn't exist, obviously. It's not a bad idea for a name space though... Normal.png GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:39, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

Download Now! CCTCGAGAATTTAACAAA

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 276 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. But only because I'm a nerd who gets the joke. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 01:21, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. or Illogicopedia.png Move to Illogicopedia. i kinda get the joke. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:01, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:51, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:20, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Napalm. AHAHAHAHAHAHHA! REPEATING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN IS FUNNY AND HILARIOUS AND HAS NEVER BEEN BEFORE! Ever. Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 14:25, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg BASH ITS SKULL IN! I know, that's supposed to be DNA or something, but the article never really seems to explain why we are downloading DNA. An article about genetically modifying yourself, or someone else, or attempting to transform your computer into a living organism, could be funny though. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 16:20, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. Joli Rouge icon.svg bleh OR, or...Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. Adobe DNA is a real thing... the genexa platform from (infosys?) decodes data (the DNA) from customers for marketing slop purposes. Yeah, the joke here is that you're "downloading" the chemical base code that makes up someone's DNA, but it doesn't make sense thanks to Adobe DNA being an actual thing already. If it were to stay, maybe change the look of it so it more closely represents a shitty webpage from that time period, complete with annoying popups? idk. I get the feeling a lot of articles use this same style of 'dated' humor, and its just more of an older generation joke we don't quite 'get'. LucyDance2.gifLucyna KLucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png 16:23, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments

@GlitchyZorua: @Gergdown: please explain the joke which seems I'm not getting. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 03:07, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

  • @DaniPine3: It's kinda similar to the articles in Template:Nonsense, except there's a lot more actual stuff in it. The "CCTGCAC" stuff is DNA code. Basically, you're downloading DNA through a shitty website. The joke could've been done more effectively, but right now, it ain't that bad. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 14:31, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: I still don't get the whole "downloading DNA" thing. It seems to me a tad nonsensical. And this website already has many nonsensical things. Maybe this'd fit Illogiclopedia better. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:37, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Yeah, good idea. Whether this gets keeped or not, I'm 100% porting this to Illogiclopedia. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 14:39, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I think the joke here is this. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:50, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Gerg? As we all know, the correct way of spelling kept is kept!!! Obviously not keeped!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Gerg. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 12:50, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Turb0? As we all know, the correct way of spelling keeped is keeped!!! Obviously not kept!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Turb0. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 14:02, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
Awww wTools made me mess up the template. Why would wTools do this to me?!? πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 14:03, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown:You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Gerg? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Illogicopedia is Illogicopedia!!! Obviously not Illogiclopedia!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Gerg. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:54, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

AskJesus

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 206 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. God patch.png Pray for it. wouldn't be a bad idea for an article if it wasn't that there's nothing more than the logo, a searchbar and some links. no segment about Jesus actually answering, no punchline, no setup, no anything. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:18, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Neutral. A great concept, but horribly unfinished. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 23:21, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Agree with Opossum. Appears to be a parody of "AskJeeves", which was/is pretty much bare-bones (are they still even active anymore?) but we should program it to be as if Jesus were giving some quippy response. That, or maybe an article covering when they made a chatbot to mimic Jesus (not to be confused with AI Jesus which is just a collection of AI images that I'd like to unsee!) OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 02:18, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

UnGames:Secret2: Silence

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 185 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Really short and humor-free UnGame, translated (poorly) from Korean. I've played the first game before; it was almost decent. This sequel, on the other hand... it ain't worth keepin'. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 19:31, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 22:49, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Template:User YANKEES RULE!

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 164 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. We must make sure that the Yankees-Sox war continues. GO YANKEES! πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 22:37, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Strong keep.  Click this button to nuke Fenway Park.  Click this button to nuke Fenway Park.  Click this button to nuke Fenway Park. 
OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 17:18, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
  1. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. GO BILLS! (and yes, I know it's the wrong sport) OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 03:11, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. it's EVIL Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 17:23, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Yankeessuck small2.jpg YANKEES SUCK! Boston Bruins.pngTURB0-SUNRIS33Boston Bruins.png 18:00, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense..
    By the Skibidi Gods dwelling in Alpha Land, I think you for this nomination.Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 18:10, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. THE FUCK IS THIS!? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:55, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Pinkle Rick.jpg οΌ°οΌ©οΌ£οΌ«οΌ¬οΌ₯　ＲＩＩＩＩＩＣＫ！！！ counting down until the inevitable 5 second ban for nominating this... LucyDance2.gifLucyna KLucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png 18:05, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Unfinished Article

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 70 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Merge-arrows-3.svg Merge. Should be merged into the much better Incomplete. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 14:44, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Merge-arrows-3.svg Merge. I agree with Gergdown. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 20:35, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
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Novoselic

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 64 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif Terminate with extreme prejudice. Yet another crappy article about a fictional country, with nothing to stand out from the other crappy articles about fictional countries. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 20:30, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
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Cherbia

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 64 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. How is this article still here after an entire year? OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 20:34, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. If this DOES get deleted, just userfy it in my userspace. The history must know about Wikicreator2562 and his Cherbian antics! (Also, this is my article, that's why I'm abstaining...) πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 20:41, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
Starting an article trench of your own, are you, Gerg? --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:43, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: At this point... probably. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) πŸŒ‘ 17:06, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

Stephengender

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 60 hours
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No keep votes.

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Grue transparent.png Delicious. Borderline QVFD material. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 01:01, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

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Rotom Condom

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 36 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. I don't think i need to explain why. Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:49, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! and on today's episode of "How hasn't this been QVFD'd already"... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 02:23, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete... Special0.png GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 13:05, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
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Space debris

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 25 hours
Keep (1)

illogicopedify --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 17:19, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT!?" GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 12:17, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. this is like a meth head desperately trying to explain the plot of Armageddon but also they're a meth head so it comes out like whatever the fuck this is Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 17:08, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. but keep that image. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:14, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
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It's Mr. Pants

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 3 hours
Keep (1)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Should be made an Uncyclopedia In-joke.Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 13:19, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

Delete (1)
  1. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. way too stubby; should've been QVFD'd sooner. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 10:14, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
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