A story built one time at a time
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Rules[edit | edit source]
- Try not to add random words, the story has to make sense somewhat
- Don't do annoying stuff like overused tags cause that a
- You can add anything to the article whether that be a word, half a word, letter, nothing longer than a sentence. However there is one twist:
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- This does mean that after 1440 edits, nobody is allowed to edit anymore and an admin will have to lock the page forever. So whatever state the page is in by then it will remain.
- Have funs.
GET MOCCASINED![edit | edit source]
John dropped some moccasins… and the moccasins began to split like bacteria. Perhaps the moccasins will take over the world! P.S. it will be pretty tough to look through every single time in the page history, and once you finish your edits, it will likely be a different time…
They can use F3... Sayaka Maizono died. Luckily, no one cares about that in the slightest. However, Son Goku died later too, and people did start caring when that happened -specially Mexicans, who colectivily mourned the death of their childhood hero. Then, suddenly, out of nowhere, the Uncyclopedia admins deleted A story built one time at a time for no other reason than to mess with the creator. OH SHIT!!!!!!!!1!1! We're doomed, unless we kill the former plot and start add lesbians kissing and catgirls to the story to save it! :3 This is one of the correct options, as all genders are allowed to be gay and/or cats on this page.
All right, listen up, you one-lifespan, three-dimensional, five-sense skin puppets! For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!
All right, listen up, you one-lifespan, three-dimensional, five-sense skin puppets! For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!
And then they had an epic fight!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Cipher won, of course, being a supernatural dream dæmon. Therefore, Pichu had to become a near infinitely long, Planck thickness line that felt pain (and nothing else) because Bill is like that. How did Pichu even get here anyways, isn't he meant to be in the story-eating cat's stomach? But you see, the one that was on the cat's stomach was Pichu the Pichu, whereas this simply was an unnamed Pichu; two completely different characters. I bet Pichu the Pichu would DESTROY Bill Cipher. He probably would, but he's now in the stomach of a demon cat trying to fight an inevitable death, so it's not like he can now.... Anyways, now that us controllers of the ASBOxAAT universe are done with our debate on whether or not Pichu or Bill Cipher would win in a death battle, let's see what our Bunxsutawney Bill does next.
Hey, what the triangles did you just call me? "Bunxsutawney Bill"? That doesn't even makes sense! I like it! So much, in fact, that I will grant you the gift of pain and suffering for all eternity! Ain't that wonderful?
Hey, what the triangles did you just call me? "Bunxsutawney Bill"? That doesn't even makes sense! I like it! So much, in fact, that I will grant you the gift of pain and suffering for all eternity! Ain't that wonderful?
But then the Grue Fenris2010 came.(No Squaw Dee, Alula, DaniPine3, and Brown, you are not stopping me from inserting myself into this story.)
Hah, look at this fella! It really thinks it can eat me that easily! It'd be a shame if the tables turned and this creature was the one to get eaten...
Hah, look at this fella! It really thinks it can eat me that easily! It'd be a shame if the tables turned and this creature was the one to get eaten...
Everyone, that's who: The Illuminati? The secret society behind everything? Well, that's just me. ME ALONE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone, that's who: The Illuminati? The secret society behind everything? Well, that's just me. ME ALONE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
YUP, IT'S THE BILL CIPHER!
YUP, IT'S THE BILL CIPHER!
NO I'M NOT, YOU FOOLISH MORTAL! HOW WOULD I BE ABLE TO BE SPEAKING TO YOU IF I WAS DEAD, THEN?
NO I'M NOT, YOU FOOLISH MORTAL! HOW WOULD I BE ABLE TO BE SPEAKING TO YOU IF I WAS DEAD, THEN?
But Bill Cipher never heard the answer because Fenris2010 had gotten impatient and had eaten him, interdimensional essence and all. This brings up the next question; how can a grue eat an interdimensional god who controls life, the universe, and everything? Well, it's easy: eating the interdimensional god permanently binds the eater to the god's will, but it only applies in the specific circumstance in which the universe is about to get reset. Speaking of which, the universe is about to get reset NOW!
Universe reset (i swear we haven't run out of ideas already)[edit | edit source]
Ha! Did you really think you were going to becone normal again that easily, Mr. Pichu? I was merely playing with you! Trolling, as the youth nowadays say! But you will stay like that even after the universal reset! Ha, ha, ha!!!! Now suffer, Pichu! Suffer for my amusement!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha! Did you really think you were going to becone normal again that easily, Mr. Pichu? I was merely playing with you! Trolling, as the youth nowadays say! But you will stay like that even after the universal reset! Ha, ha, ha!!!! Now suffer, Pichu! Suffer for my amusement!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill, get the fuck out!
You're not the boss of me, I am my own boss! And as my own boss, I decide to raise my wage. You're a really good boss, Bill! Thank you, Bill, you deserve it! My, I sure like talking to myself!
You're not the boss of me, I am my own boss! And as my own boss, I decide to raise my wage. You're a really good boss, Bill! Thank you, Bill, you deserve it! My, I sure like talking to myself!
Oh, my! Another being purely made of chaos, just like me! Although this one seems to be quite foolish, to think she can eat me whole... I'm not even 3-dimensional; how are you going to stuff that in your mouth????
Oh, my! Another being purely made of chaos, just like me! Although this one seems to be quite foolish, to think she can eat me whole... I'm not even 3-dimensional; how are you going to stuff that in your mouth????
Let me tell ya Ms. Cat, a snake surely wouldn't be able to eat this body of mine, so I can't see how you would... Although, I can't deny, I'm quite curious to see how you try it. C'mon, eat my hot bod, babe! Do it! Make my body yours!
Let me tell ya Ms. Cat, a snake surely wouldn't be able to eat this body of mine, so I can't see how you would... Although, I can't deny, I'm quite curious to see how you try it. C'mon, eat my hot bod, babe! Do it! Make my body yours!
Oooh, that tickles! Yeah, baby, eat me whole! I can't deny, it's really comfy in here... and look, I've got friends to keep me company! Hola, amigos! The name's Bill, nice to meet ya!
Oooh, that tickles! Yeah, baby, eat me whole! I can't deny, it's really comfy in here... and look, I've got friends to keep me company! Hola, amigos! The name's Bill, nice to meet ya!
Yeah, this stupid stomach acid is causing my entire body to corrode. I don't like that at all.
Yeah, this stupid stomach acid is causing my entire body to corrode. I don't like that at all.
Hah, that's a good one! I'm a four-dimensional demon, acid don't make shit on me! Well, it was nice being here, but I have places to go, so I'll be leaving through this portal I summoned... Ciao! Au revoir! Hasta la vista, baby!
Hah, that's a good one! I'm a four-dimensional demon, acid don't make shit on me! Well, it was nice being here, but I have places to go, so I'll be leaving through this portal I summoned... Ciao! Au revoir! Hasta la vista, baby!
Anyway, time to continue the story that the bright yellow fucker so rudely interrupted.
Excuse me? What did you call me, you bodyless narrator voice? It seems someone needs to teach you some modals...
Excuse me? What did you call me, you bodyless narrator voice? It seems someone needs to teach you some modals...
*Bill zaps the narrator and turns them into a horrendous monstrosity that's in constant pain and suffering*
That's better. Now I better not catch you again being such a bad mouthed kid, or else I'll have to bring the big guns, capische?
That's better. Now I better not catch you again being such a bad mouthed kid, or else I'll have to bring the big guns, capische?
Fuck you Bill Cipher
Aah, how I like to here the agonizing suffering from meddling narrators... it seems they haven't learnt their lesson to keep their mouth clean, tho, so it seems I'll have to keep amplify their suffering...
Aah, how I like to here the agonizing suffering from meddling narrators... it seems they haven't learnt their lesson to keep their mouth clean, tho, so it seems I'll have to keep amplify their suffering...
*Bill zaps the narrator once more, transforming them into an Ouroborus-like monster which is eating its own body and destroying itself in the process.*
Well,it seems my job is done here. I might need to get going- ooh who's this little fella over here
Well,it seems my job is done here. I might need to get going- ooh who's this little fella over here
