Luna
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Luna Mooncasins[note 1], also known as 2 and ...the creature[note 2] is a supervillain character in the book written right here at Uncyclopedia, in the famous book series, A story built one word at a time. She takes on the role of the main villain in A story built one paragraph at a time, which is her most notable appearance. Outside ASBOPAAT, she appears as a villain in A story built one sentence at a time, but later becomes a hero. She has some cameo appearances in the magnum opus of The Moccasinematic Universe, A story built one word at a time.
Superpowers[edit | edit source]
Luna has a few notable superpowers:
- The ability to destroy the universe on will
- The ability to destroy the multiverse with Extreme Sarcasm
- The ability to enter people's dreams and enter the real world when that person wakes up
- The ability to hide in plain sight, much like a stealth jet, a nuclear missile, or a phone
- The ability to survive getting stabbed, and fully regenerate
- The ability to turn your girlfriend gay
- The ability to survive being suffocated in a pile of moccasins
- The ability to control the moccasins.
- The ability to multiply in a way that has no explanation whatsoever! Most random super-villain power ever. Worst superpower ever!
Evil deeds[edit | edit source]
Luna has only just begun her rise to evil power. But she has already caused some ruckus. She destroyed her home universe - by accident. She asked the final question she would ask: "Can I get help about what kind of questions I can ask about what questions I can ask about questions here?" to a customer services person at some shop. To nobody's surprise, this annihilated her universe and reset her timeline.
However, before her timeline was reset, Luna escaped her own universe using John's dreams, ending up in the same universe as him. She then attempted to destroy the multiverse - on purpose, unlike OPOSSUM, but the MOCCASINS kept fighting too hard and stopped her. I mean, Knife Girl killed her before she could do any more harm, but then a drunken god recreated her.
She then started multiplying infinitely by summoning more of herself from the other universes. They started leaking into all the other timelines and universes, causing chaos. They accidentally turned female John back into male John with a "genderbender-inator" labeled as an "un-existinator". Also, they stole all the air in a tiny underground structure that had no air-flow because that's how air works.
She is also guilty of turning a bunch of women lesbian just for fun. This has led to her having a cult following on multiple Reddit communities, although she doesn't really care about any of this.
HAS LUNA BEEN DEFEATED?[edit | edit source]
Luna got captured by zombie OPOSSUMs, and remember: anyone who comes into contact with a zombie OPOSSUM turns into an Aracuan Bird. Including you, Luna. That being said, she did manage to free herself from this curse, only to die of blood loss get crushed by a bunch of conveniently appearing moon rocks a couple of hours later. It is not known whether she was resurrected after this.
Note: She was, in fact, resurrected after this.
Notes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Luna didn't actually have a last name until she became the ruler of Moccasinia, as she wasn't registered as a resident of any nation on Earth before that. It is not known whether she still uses it as part of her name or if she just made up something because she was required to.
- ↑ She has publicly discouraged people from calling her this, as it's demeaning and also a very common nickname.
