A story built one image at a time

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What has this come to.

If your name happens to be DaniPine3, you may not edit until the name shown is not your name (aka when someone else edits).

Welcome to a story built one image at a time, where stories are created one image at a time.

Rules[edit | edit source]

  1. No contributions can create text that is outside of an image.
  2. You can choose any image type, from frame to thumb to no frame.
  3. Max size for an image is 500 pixels in either direction.
  4. Min size for an image is 10 pixels in either direction.
  5. Max sentences for an image is five.
  6. Each sentence must relate to the image shown.
  7. Have fun!
  8. Last person to edit wins!!!

Story[edit | edit source]

Once, there was a sheet of colours. Just a simple sheet of colours. No one argued over these colours.






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A certain marsupial was highly skeptical, not about these colors, however. He was truly skeptical about this new iteration of the "a story built" series.
Unfortunately said marsupial was trapped in a demon core experiment, performed by a couple of inconspicuous bird-people. It went quite badly for the marsupial.
A certain pinetree tried to save the certain marsupial from the demon core experiment, but alas, being a pinetree, all it could do was falling over the inconspicuous bird-people
The marsupial thought this pine tree was great for chemistry and dumped it into NaK, which was then dumped into water.
The sodium then became the water, and the water that existed beforehand turned into a bucket. The marsupial (that had and still is in a superposition between dead and alive) was now getting very confused as to what was going on.
Figure A: a cut-open lab "tree-rat."
Figure B: Me, after looking at Figure A.


Figure C: PROBLEM, DANI?


Figure D
Figure E:Actually, the previous joke only works when the word 'figure' is shortened to 'fig'. By using the full word 'figure', the reader might miss the pun 🤓👆


Figure F
Figure H: Don't ask where Figure G went
Figure I
Figure J: Time-travel. Brun is the first image ever to experience time-travel.























No. This image doesn't exist. Go look somewhere else.













Figure K (K) (K). Well, that escalated quickly.
Figure Moccasins
Because it's illegal for moccasins to not appear in one of these articles, apparently. And that's coming from the guy who started this weird inside joke.
Well, at least it's an original joke, and not one that's been beaten to death on this website already.
I think we might be beating this one to death already.YOU DON'T SAY?.jpg






























































































































































Describe in one image what this picture makes you feel
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It makes me feel [[File:Brisket.jpeg|thumb|center|200px|Describe in one image what this picture makes you feel]], sort of like this green screen.
Not exactly accurate to my feelings, but it's the best image that I could find.
My reaction. This may also be an image of Knife Girl.
All right then, how does this image make you feel?

Ok now describe what this makes you feel like
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BALLS
That image makes me feel like filling him with milk and slamming him against the wall.
Huh?
Excuse me if I ask, but what kind of "milk" are we exactly talking about here?

Whatever type of milk this is
This kind, maybe.

Or this kind. Who knows, really.
STOP!!!!
How about NO?

Never.

I added an image (actually eleven images that behave as one!) Did you notice it?

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I did not.
What happened to the story?
THERE IS NO STORY. THERE NEVER WAS A STORY.
Sorry, i ate the rest of the story.
Bad kitty! Give us back the story, now!!!
No >:3
Shrek is here to prevent the kitty from eating more of the story.
Sorry, i ate Shrek too
SHREK, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did you kill him?
Why did you kill him, you monster???!!!!
I was hungry
This salmon took a jizz all over the cat, which became full of cum and exploded.
The cat refuses. Also the salmon got eaten by a brown bear just out of frame.
The kitty refuses to die, huh? Well, I guess the cum-fish was a really weak weapon... I'll have to take matters upon myself... THIS ONE IS FOR YOU, SHREK! DIE, KITTY!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
MECHASIN, I CALL UPON THEE TO DESTROY THE KITTY, EVEN IF YOU DESTROY THE ENTIRE WORLD IN THE PROCESS!
Sorry, i'm a different kitty. The main difference is that i'm extremely gay
I don't know if I should trust you. The other kitty also looked extremely gay to me...
Jimi? What the fuck are you doing here?
Jimi! Watch out! The kitty is going to eat you!
mmm... seemz delishus.
Hey where the fuck did my header go
Did you even have a header?
Yeah the gay cat was the third header. What happened to that
Oops, that might have been me. The header thingy made the pic go to the top, breaking the order of the images; so I removed it to make it come back again to the bottom.




























































































































































































































































































































Prepare to die then. Execution method is finger biting
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No, my fingers! It hurts! AAAAAAAAAAAA!
In self-defense, I stretched the cat's buttocks this fucking wide, but somehow that cat liked it.
My honest reaction to that information
My honest reaction to your reaction to that information
1/4th of our bureaucrat's reaction to... uhhhh... something
























































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That's it, you're going to OJAI.
Oh fu-
I mean, Ojai doesn’t seem that bad… oh fuck there are OPOSSUM zombies here someone please get me out of here
no. there was no ojai. there were no opossum zombies. there was no minions gif. nothing in this section ever existed.
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This head makes me doubt the above statement.
Ojai is very Ojaingry right now. Mostly because OPOSSUM zombies don't exist
Ojai's wrath caused the destruction of several cities in California.
Imagine that the grue in the picture is Ojai.