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Hello. It looks like you're worrying if you'll go to Heaven or not. If you're worrying, that probably means you've done something utterly terrible in your life, like defrauding pensioners or sticking your gum under the desk. If that's the case, you're probably already screwed, but there's always a chance for redemption. According to some modern pre-conceptions, of course, anyone who lives in the twenty-first century will never get there, but these are the same people who think a Jewish zombie will save us all, so what do they know? Cast your peepers over the following article and you'll not only learn how to get into Heaven, but also how to make the most of your time there! (Full article...)

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... that I am inside your walls?
…that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
... that Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales lost his virginity at age 34, but he found it again at age 35?
... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
... that Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder?

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November 1: International Destroy Tokyo Day

1136 - Tokyo found destroyed. General consensus is that a wizard did it.
1952 - As part of the weapons program Operation Ivy, the U.S. successfully detonates a 10 megaton hydrogen bomb in Eniwetok atoll, located in the Marshall Islands. Most historians regard this as Godzilla's birthday. Godzilla celebrates it every year by attempting to destroy Tokyo, or, if Tokyo is under attack from another monster, by saving Tokyo.
1953 - Mothra hatches from an egg, destroys Tokyo.
1965 - Birthday of Gamera. Gamera gets his ass handed to him before he can destroy Tokyo by Godzilla. Since Tokyo was not in any immediate danger, Godzilla destroys Tokyo.
1967 - Cookie Monster born, then destroys Tokyo.
1973 - Tokyo explodes.

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St. Michael the Archangel attempts to slay Charles Darwin to prevent him from revealing Michael's horrible secret. Darwin, belonging to the fitter of the species, survived.

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