The Epstein Files
Hello, welcome to the island. So we can keep track, we need to have everyone who went here below.
Wow, many famous people have been here today! Hopefully nobody will leak the photos of Donald Trump sucking Bill Clinton’s dick.
Anyways, here is the list. HELLO! THIS IS PAM BONDI, I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU NOT TO ERASE THE BLACK MARS FROM THE PAGE! EVERY DEMOCRAT THAT HAS EXISTED IS ON THIS LIST! DONALD TRUMP IS NOT ON THIS LIST, FOR THOSE WHO ARE CURIOUS.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Stephen Hawking
Gavin Newsom
Sleepy Joe Biden
Kamalalamala Harris
Donald Trump (Note, he was never invited, because he is a special guest by default, he is Epstein’s best friend, and he will be Partaking in the Child Raping Contest)
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I will Be Blocked from Uncyclopedia because the Admins noticed me. They will Block You if they see you edit. Literally 1984, Uncyclopedia Is The Opposite Of Funny
- It looks like a real encyclopedia article. Ya know, with words and stuff.
- It has sections, paragraphs, and maybe an image or two.
- It has links to other articles.
- It has a body to go with its soul.