Pfizer
Pfizer is an American–German spin-off of Frasier, continuing the story of the prestigiously-named radio host Frasier Crane as he changes his name to Pfizer Antigone-canadensis, to become even more prestigious. Antigone-canadensis is the scientific name of the bird crane. The word canadensis starts with a lowercase c so that it looks even more prestigious. Moreover, this article also uses the word prestigious too many times, to emphasize how prestigious Pfizer is trying to be. Pfizer is the most snobbish thing in the world. It's a reality show that only wants to prove to you how much it's so much better than all the other shows. Moreover, this article uses the word moreover too many times, so that you get sick of Pfizer and its endless prestigiousness. Moreover, Pfizer is a fucking piece of shit because it wants me to get shots in my shoulder. It's a bunch of snobbish pigs who want me to get two fucking shots every fucking six months until this cool Corona is over. Moreover, this article uses the phrase "this article" too much because it's fucking lame. They only want to prick my shoulder with their fucking needle. Pfizer fucking sucks.
Overview
Pfizer sucks because they wanna prick my shoulder, every six months. They only want people to think they are so fucking prestigious and shit. They're a reality TV show about making the Corona go away. Corona isn't prestigious at all. It's cool and it even has the same name as the beer Corona. I'm so sick of this Pfizer show. Everybody knows it only wants to be so fucking prestigious and that everyone knows they were the ones who cured the coronavirus. Look how un-prestigious coronavirus is. It doesn't even have a capital C.
Pfizer only wants to prick your shoulder and make you hurt for a day and a half. Twice. Every six months. They can go eat shit and die. I fucking hate those pricks.
Characters
The word Pfizer contains six characters. The main characters are, of course:
Main
- P – for prestigious
Recurring
- There are no recurring characters, which is prestigious, of course. Though Pfizer is also known as Pfffff.
Production
Creation
Of course the show was produced. Pfizer was produced by a German company and another American company who invented the Viagra. Pfizer only wants to kill you and prick your shoulder. The Germans also invented Heinz mayo, of course, which is irrelevant because no one has invented a way to inject Heinz into my shoulder. Pfizer is evil and must be stopped ASAP.
Casting
What? I can't understand your German accent. Causting? What the fuck is causting? (Vernacular: lose the fuckin' umlauts, Man.)
Sets and settings
Unlike Frasier, which was set on Daphne's moon, I mean butt, Pfizer is set on my left shoulder. A huge needle is set to prick my shoulder every six months. Twice.
Theme song
The show's theme song, "The Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs", is sung by Ministry and it sucks even moreover than the show itself, this article and the world "prestigious" combined, of course.
Reception
Pfizer sucks so hard that it has its very own Uncyclopedia article, which is prestigious as fuck. The only other thing that has an Uncyclopedia article is Wikipedia or something. I rest my case.
Awards
| Award | Person | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Get Your German Pricks Off My Shoulder Award | P. Cunt | Won |
| Golden Crane | Niles the Cunt | Nominated |
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD
M y shoulder
| Vladimir Putin | Volodymyr Zelenskyy | Russia | Ukraine | ||
| infected | Mulder | E | AMY | Johnny Logan | Rand Paul | Boris Johnson | Jon Ola Sand | Donald Trump | Wilfred Owen | You | |
|---|---|---|
| uninfected | Lars von Trier | | |
| deceased | Bernardo Bertolucci | Kobe Bryant | People in Heaven | Christof | George Floyd | Van Morrison's brain | Cast of Glee | Maradona | Neil Young | |
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