UnNews:Yang "a coronavirus carrier," says Trump
Saturday, February 15, 2020
WASHINGTON -- Impeached President Donald Trump claims that former Democratic hopeful Andrew Yang, who dropped out of the race shortly before Tuesday's New Hampshire primary, is infected with the coronavirus, the latest trendy fad disease that no one will remember in five years.
Yang called the accusations "absurd on their face. This is a bold-fa (LOUD COUGH) bold-faced lie and he know-oh-oh-oh (SNEEZE, BLOWS NOSE LIKE AN ELEPHANT/TRUMPET) knows it. (LOUD FART) Uh, It wasn't me."
Healthcare is a top priority for many of the Democrats still in the race.
"This is why we need Medicare for all!" says Bernie Sanders. "Even though it doesn't have a chance in hell of being passed, and I'm acting like a spoiled child trying to make it happen."
"We already have Obamacare," says Biden.
Elizabeth Warren chimed in, "Mr. Yang is not physically sick currently. But if he were, you bet your keister he'd already have adequate, if not good, healthcare."
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