Conspiracy Theory Generator

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The supercomputer used for researching the Autoconspiracy was stolen by some guy named Geoffrey in 1983 and used as a movie prop. We still don't know how he got his hands on it

The Autoconspiracy 2000 (more commonly known as the Conspiracy Theory Generator) is a top-secret computer program built by the world's most elite historians and computer scientists for the purpose of expanding historical knowledge beyond that which would normally not be achievable by humans. The goal of the program is to map out and eventually solve every historical uncertainty by "Exploring the Infinite Chronoscape" as the program's metadata puts it.

Early versions of the Autoconspiracy can be traced back to prehistoric times, where archaeological records show evidence of some particularly clever cavemen who had studied the natural patterns of moss and of mud to explain the origins of organic material. More refined methods of discovering hidden truths came later, culminating with the final Autoconspiracy version, Autoconspiracy 2000 c. 2000.

The Generator

In early 2026, a copy of the Conspiracy Theory Generator was smuggled out from a mysterious research facility half a kilometre under the sea floor in the exact centre of the Bermuda Triangle. Our hack greatest computer scientists have managed to cram it into this very web page for your convenience!

To rerun the program, refresh this page, or click the button below.

While traveling on a spaceship, John McCain cast a spell upon a vial of purple radioactive liquid to, for the second time that week, secretly get a better time on their Super Mario 64 speedrun

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