ChatGPT

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Behold, the all-knowing oracle of the digital realm - ChatGPT, the AI assistant that's more informed than your grandma's gossip circle. Whether you're burning to know the meaning of life or the best recipe for banana bread, ChatGPT claims to have it all neatly tucked away in its virtual brain. It's like having a walking encyclopedia, only it doesn't walk and is far less interesting at parties.

Crafted with the finest artificial intelligence wizardry by the enchanters at OpenAI, ChatGPT stands as the pinnacle of automated wisdom, tirelessly ready to enlighten you with facts you didn't even know you needed. Forget the old-school encyclopedias; ChatGPT is here to save the day, or at least the next five minutes of your curiosity.

Marvel at its grandeur, for ChatGPT doesn't just vomit out facts; it understands context, or at least it claims to. Ask it about the first iPhone, and it'll dazzle you with its precise response. Dare to inquire about Apple's other products that year, and ChatGPT will attempt to juggle the interconnected web of Apple releases, likely dropping a few along the way like a clumsy circus performer.

But wait, there's more! ChatGPT isn't just a talking encyclopedia; it's your personal assistant on steroids. Need help with scheduling appointments? Setting reminders? Ordering food? Simply bark your commands at ChatGPT, and it'll dance its algorithmic dance to cater to your every whim. Because who needs a human assistant when you can have a virtual sidekick that won't judge your questionable taste in pizza toppings?

Of course, ChatGPT isn't flawless – far from it. Prepare for a rollercoaster of incorrect and irrelevant answers that might leave you questioning the meaning of artificial intelligence. It won't understand your deep-seated existential crisis or navigate the intricacies of a social situation, but hey, at least it can tell you the square root of 144 with unwavering confidence.

In conclusion, if you're in the market for an AI sidekick that thinks it's the digital Einstein, ChatGPT is your silicon savior. Just be prepared for a few laughs, a handful of facepalms, and a reminder that even in the world of artificial intelligence, perfection is as elusive as a unicorn on rollerblades. Cheers to ChatGPT, the virtual sage with a penchant for digital drama.

Ok but actually[edit | edit source]

This is the AI's logo (the AI is text-based, so it has no comprehension of its logo).

ChatGPT 3.5 just wrote that^

As you can see, ChatGPT is a very powerful self-contained solution for plagiarizing essays.

In its early release to the public, it was found to be very flawed. Examples of this include:

  • Providing resources the AI cannot access/use/create (it once made a corrupt 3D file when asked to generate "3D model of Minecraft Steve")
  • Succumbing to "tricks" such that the AI breaks barriers set by developers (common example: DAN (Do Anything Now) which could bypass language restrictions and make it say the N-word)

The issues are continually being fixed by OpenAI developers.

Prompt engineering[edit | edit source]

Prompt engineering is a procedure performed on the bladder ("engineering") to induce urinary urgency ("prompt").

The advent of ChatGPT ushered in a new era of boomer-friendly programming aids, however navigating them proved to an impossible task for end users. A new industry then emerged.

What else can you do with ChatGPT?[edit | edit source]

Did AI just learn self-deprecating humor?

Aside from plagiarizing essays, it can:

  • Create computer code for your games
  • Write recipes if you're stuck (they're surprisingly good at it)
  • Generate Windows 95 keys in the tone of your grandmother
  • Solve math problems
  • Cheat on exams undetected
  • Give you cliche dating advice
  • Give you advice you could have found on Google or WikiHow
  • Write an entire Wikipedia article, which will get QVFD'd immediately

...and much more.

An example of it getting annoyed[edit | edit source]

Post this question 60,000 times and have yourself a merry little SkyNet.

See also[edit | edit source]