Norway
Norge / Noreg The Imaginary Kingdom of Norway Nowhere | |||
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| Capital | Oslo | ||
| Largest city | Svalbard | ||
| Official language(s) | Book language New Norwegian | ||
| Government | Imaginary | ||
| Population | 5.6 million actors posing as "Norwegians" | ||
Norway is a fictional country that was created, like many problems were, by Australian people. Australians saying "No way!" can sound like "Nor way!" to people who speak Correct English, leading to a Mandela effect whereby people thought that they remembered a country of a similar-sounding name, when in reality there has never been any country called Norway. Despite this, maps have been edited, Wikipedia articles have been forged, and an estimated five million actors have been hired to pretend to be "Norwegians", a mythical people said to enjoy eating fermented fish, cross-country skiing uphill, and speaking solely in stress-accented IKEA instructions much like their rumoured Swedish neighbours.
The so-imagined "Kingdom of Norway" encompasses Sweden's entire coastline and such frozen Antarctic patches of earth untouched by mankind since 1912 as Peter I Island and Queen Maud Land, most likely confiscated by the Australian impostors to flex their so-imagined "superiority". It also includes the Arctic landmasses of Svalbard and Jan Mayen, the latter of which is Toki Pona for "something".
Language[edit | edit source]
Norway is such a thoroughly fictional construct that its inhabitants were unable to reach a consensus on how to write their imaginary language, thus resulting in the creation of two official written forms. The first, known as Bokmål (literally "Book-speak-for-people-who-want-to-look-Swedish"), is essentially Danish with a Norwegian accent and sporadic spelling reforms introduced during bouts of national identity crises. The second, Nynorsk (literally "New Norse but actually made up in 1850"), was - as the meaning would suggest - meticulously assembled by a 19th-century linguist who believed the greatest way to unite a country was to collect obscure rural dialects, combine them with grammatical ambiguity, and declare the result patriotic.
By law, all Norwegians must treat both forms as equally valid, though in practice nine citizens out of ten favour one whilst leaving the other to die out on its own.
Future[edit | edit source]
The future of Norway is believed by many theorists to be non-existent, as it is predicted Sweden will have blown up the entire country in the following years. This is proven by a footage of a nuclear simulation recently stolen from the Swede Goverment's secret archives:
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