Toki Pona

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The perils of communicating in toki pona.

“I am so tokiponan that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying…”~ Oscar Wilde on toki pona

Nur frenezuloj parolas tiajn lingvojn!~ Esperantist on toki pona

pona~ Tokiponan on anything good

ike~ Tokiponan on anything bad

“lipu Wikipesija-Ala li pona, tawa mi.”~ Tokiponan uncyclopedian on Uncyclopedia

“lipu Wikipesija li powe.”~ Tokiponan uncyclopedian on Wikipedia

“I can't read a thing…”~ Woody Woodpecker on quotes above

Toki pona is a minimalist constructed language designed by the Canadian linguist Sonja Elen Kisa, a.k.a Sonja Lang. After smoking a joint made of a rolled-up maple leaf, Lang had a idea about creating an easy language focused on the most important parts of speech. Unlike Esperanto and Volapük, Toki pona does not have any interest about dominating the World; instead of it, the language is glad to be a "yoga for the mind". The main aim of the minimalism of Toki pona is freeing up additional free time for the native Tokiponans to get high.

(Barely) Useful Sentences[edit]

Do you speak Toki pona? Of course not! So you must trust us when we say these translations are accurate:

  • toki!
    • Hello!
  • sina wile ala wile unpa e mi?
    • Hello! How are you?
  • o moku e ko jaki!
    • I am fine! Thank you!
  • kon li tawa, tan lupa monsi mi…
    • Actually, I am not very well…
  • palisa mi li kiwen, tan sina!
    • Glad to see you!
  • mi wile unpa e monsi sina!
    • You look awesome today!
  • mama sina li jo e jan unpa ante.
    • I hope it's everything right with your family.
  • mi unpa uta e soweli suli. ni li pona, tawa mi.
    • Sorry, but I don't speak toki pona.
  • jan Satan li olin e sina!
    • You are so lovely!
  • mi ken esun e kasi nasa lon tomo seme?
    • Escuse me, where is the nearest all-night store?
  • mi esun e sijelo pi jan moli.
    • I came for the job.
  • tenpo ni la o lukin ala e monsi sina!
    • Don't look back right now!
  • nena tu pi sinpin ona en nena tu pi monsi ona li pona suli tawa mi.
    • The regular buttons and bumper buttons on the joypad are very good.

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