Toki Pona
“I am so tokiponan that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying…”
“Nur frenezuloj parolas tiajn lingvojn!”
“pona”
“ike”
“lipu Wikipesija-Ala li pona, tawa mi.”
“lipu Wikipesija li powe.”
“I can't read a thing…”
Toki pona is a minimalist constructed language designed by the Canadian linguist Sonja Elen Kisa, a.k.a Sonja Lang. After smoking a joint made of a rolled-up maple leaf, Lang had a idea about creating an easy language focused on the most important parts of speech. Unlike Esperanto and Volapük, Toki pona does not have any interest about dominating the World; instead of it, the language is glad to be a "yoga for the mind". The main aim of the minimalism of Toki pona is freeing up additional free time for the native Tokiponans to get high.
(Barely) Useful Sentences[edit]
Do you speak Toki pona? Of course not! So you must trust us when we say these translations are accurate:
- toki!
- Hello!
- sina wile ala wile unpa e mi?
- Hello! How are you?
- o moku e ko jaki!
- I am fine! Thank you!
- kon li tawa, tan lupa monsi mi…
- Actually, I am not very well…
- palisa mi li kiwen, tan sina!
- Glad to see you!
- mi wile unpa e monsi sina!
- You look awesome today!
- mama sina li jo e jan unpa ante.
- I hope it's everything right with your family.
- mi unpa uta e soweli suli. ni li pona, tawa mi.
- Sorry, but I don't speak toki pona.
- jan Satan li olin e sina
- You are so lovely!
- jan li esun e kasi nasa, lon ma seme?"
- Escuse me, where is the nearest all-night store?
- mi esun e sijelo pi jan moli.
- I came for the job.
- tenpo ni la o lukin ala monsi sina!
- Don't look back right now!
- nena tu pi sinpin ona en nena tu pi monsi ona li pona suli tawa mi.
- The regular buttons and bumper buttons on the joypad are very good.
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