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Esperanto wa perfekk pour el Worldo! Les happy kids-o! Chgreat timesu!

Le esperanto esta un language est designedówski pour un amalgamation d'un multiplille populaire languageso de Chearthé q. Les creators no esperanto wa designed ching chong langue pour understandmekk de cheveryone dans el Eartho, so esperanto ga les tiny pieces de every langue q wing wang ding dong, even les languageso imaginaires desu.

Le story del origino

Trois mens with un sweatervested intereste en al-globaalizaationhussein, L.L. Zamenhof, Joey Fandango et Lucious Stephanlolopous, wanted to developo un languagęszczy that any people, no mattero cet ńątiwe taangu, can understandement. Avec un petit bitto of chelp fromu el Yale professakk et Google Translate, Zamenhofsz, Fandango and Stephalolopous were ablu q krzéąte a global łańguagze that q multiple ching chong wing wang kúlćurzes all over the world.

Changuistic Chingponents

After un concentrated studyu du les chelements of languagakk cet most cultures findu understandableo, Zamenhof and Fandango (Stephalolopous had quittu a pursue un autre pointlesse linkkuistikk entrepreneurshipo) dzéwęłoped the grammaticu et vocabulaire structurales du esperanto with the mószt commonne, ęaszíly undzęrsztoodz functionso of q following changchongs:

  • El Spanisho
  • Le Frenche
  • The English
  • Polakk
  • Chebrew
  • Q
  • Japanesu desu
  • Chingchong wingdong fling flang slingshot
Esperanza: Un languageo por el Ladies desu.

The component language wasu debutede during un TEDo Talku en 1996 q. It receivedo un smallu bit du criticisme pour le narrow range q, lacking componentsu of Nordic, Slavic, Serbian, Inuit, Eskimoaleut, Pygmy, Albanian, West African, West Afrikaan, South American, Native American, Native Amerikaan, Central American, Hindi, et Indochinese languages desu. However, les representatives du el French, Spanish, et Chingchong ga beaucoup de more chmoney than those other guys, so esperanto q funding pour globale proliferationo.

Le Szczfąiłurze and Esperanza

Le teachers de Esperanto-o showed uppa q wiłładźęs ching toldu the nativekkas "Oh hello, sorry about this, but you know that language you're speaking? Yeah, it isn't universal enough. Learn this new one. We'll be back in sześć months to see how you guys are doing," and proceedede to throw le booke atu themchong desu. As itu chturned out, thiso was notta a foolproofu strataqgy. Though les intellectuales ateu esperanto uppa likekka un piece de foie gras wrappedo in el pizza, realu normalu peopleo did not wąntski q learn częsperántosz.

The language q verge de deathe, demo un potentiale savior-o wa dans el chhorizon. Tenu decadeskk after Zamenhof and Fandango chommitted suicideo inkk 1997, L.L. Zamenhoff IV proposed un successor del esperanto, nickunamu Esperanza, or "Lady Esperanto." Un langue designedo por les womens, Esperanza failedu to kąćh on chas wellkk chq stillo won a Grammy dans 2010 por Best New Artist, truly ching chong provinga chthat les Grammys don't kknow what they q doinge chalf le timeo.

El Legacykkcho

Despitu cet masso chindifference et q chdisuseo del Esperanto, un large impressionne q chong q, priests, q matadors, et epistemologistso. Eszperzanto no Esperanza wa evolvedokk chconsiderabl qo chang ding dongkk chintroduced. C c baseo chlanguageskk ga qed out, Ęńgłysz ping gong dang dung deader than a door kknob-o. Wee zey substituteo, beaucoup de wing zang diplo havisham deadmau5 evenowski fakero el languages, zip zop zoobadee bop bauhaus chchagrin du Bill Cosby.

Chhhhho el kkkkk chong q desu desu desu desu desu wiz khalifa desu ching chong wingwang diddley-scoop poop doop dee boop sex.

Chsee q

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