Finland
Suomen tasavalta Finland | |
|---|---|
| Motto: Suomi perkele Finland Fuck Yeah | |
| Anthem: Our Land | |
 I will get more pictures soon. | |
| Capital & Largest City | Helsinki |
| Demonym | Finland person |
| Official language(s) | Finnish |
| Government | yes |
| National Hero(es) | Väinämöinen |
| Religion | yes |
| Population | too much |
| Time Zone | there is time here, yes |
| Ethnic groups | we are all people |
| Major exports | things |
| Major imports | more things |
| Drives on | road |
Finland is a country in Scandinavia, between Sweden and Russia. It gets cold in Finland. Cold and lonely.
History
Finland is between Sweden and Russia. The history of Finland has been a permanent spit roast between the two, with Finland the sad fish in the middle. Sorry.
Things are better now. I stock the shelves at a Lidl store.
Demographics
There are five million people. Most of them are Finnish. Some are covered in seaweed.
Culture
There are saunas, but there are saunas everywhere. Linux was invented by someone. The Finnish language is okay.
I drink too much.
Cuisine
Geography
Lakes, mostly.
Politics
Yes.
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Economy
Most people here have jobs. I stock the shelves at a Lidl store.
Foreign relations
To the west is Sweden. To the east is Russia. It is said by the Swedish that "Sweden will fight to the last Finn."
This is what we are.
See also
- Scandinavia
- There is nothing else.
| Places |
Finland • Helsinki • Petsmo • Ylivieska • University of Oulu |
| Culture |
Finnish language • Finnish Profanity • Finnish sauna • Kummeli • Nokia • Saunauto |
| People |
Conan O'Brien • Huckleberry the Finn • Jon Johansen • Kimi Räikkönen • Linus Torvalds • Matti Nykänen • Aimo Koivunen |
| Politics |
Finno-Korean hyperwar • Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate • Winter War • Presidents & Prime Ministers: Kaarlo Juho Ståhlberg • Martti Ahtisaari • Paavo Lipponen • Tarja Halonen |
