Motto: Suomi perkele|
Finland Fuck Yeah
|Anthem: Our Land|
I will get picture soon|
there is no picture
|Capital & Largest City||Helsinki|
|Time Zone||there is time here, yes|
|Ethnic groups||we are all people|
|Major imports||more things|
Finland is a country in Scandinavia, between Sweden and Russia. It gets cold in Finland. Cold and lonely.
Things are better now. I stock the shelves at a Lidl store.
There are five million people. Most of them are Finnish. Some are covered in seaweed.
I drink too much.
Most people here have jobs. I stock the shelves at a Lidl store.
To the west is Sweden. To the east is Russia. It is said by the Swedish that "Sweden will fight to the last Finn."
This is what we are.
- There is nothing else.
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