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Finland

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Suomen tasavalta
Finland
Motto: Suomi perkele
Finland Fuck Yeah
Anthem: Our Land
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Capital & Largest City Helsinki
Demonym Finland person
Official language(s) Finnish
Government yes
National Hero(es) Väinämöinen
Religion yes
Population too much
Time Zone there is time here, yes
Ethnic groups we are all people
Major exports things
Major imports more things
Drives on road

Finland is a country in Scandinavia, between Sweden and Russia. It gets cold in Finland. Cold and lonely.

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History

Finland is between Sweden and Russia. The history of Finland has been a permanent spit roast between the two, with Finland the sad fish in the middle. Sorry.

History

Things are better now. I stock the shelves at a Lidl store.

Demographics

There are five million people. Most of them are Finnish. Some are covered in seaweed.

Demographics


Culture

There are saunas, but there are saunas everywhere. Linux was invented by someone. The Finnish language is okay.

Culture


I drink too much.

Cuisine

"Ruisleivästä." – Urho Kekkonen

Geography

Lakes, mostly.

Geography


Politics

Yes.

Politics


Economy

Most people here have jobs. I stock the shelves at a Lidl store.

Economy


Foreign relations

To the west is Sweden. To the east is Russia. It is said by the Swedish that "Sweden will fight to the last Finn."

This is what we are.

Foreign relations


See also

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