Tuvalu

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Tuvalu
Flag of Tuvalu.svg Coat of arms of Tuvalu.svg
Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: "Help We’re Sinking"
Anthem: "Hamburger Cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper"
File:Tuvaluguerra1.png
CapitalFlufferknuckles
Official language(s)Tuvaluan, Tuvaluish
GovernmentIslander parliamentary constitutional monarchy
‑ MisterLister
National Hero(es)Nobody important is from here
Declaration
 of Independence
Never again.
CurrencyFish and coconuts
ReligionJebus
Major exportsAlmost nothing but fish and coconuts
Major importsAlmost everything but fish and coconuts
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Tuvalu is a tiny country in Oceania. They rely on Australia and Taiwan for just about everything. Despite being a tropical island paradise as some say, it’s actually sinking into the ocean and everybody is relocating their very existence to the toxic wasteland called the internet. Their exports include fish, coconuts, seashells, sand, and internet domain codes.