Kosovo

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I AM NOT PART OF SERBIA!

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Motto: FRICK SERBIA
Anthem: "Serbia is a jelly sandwich"
Serbia Where.jpg
Capital Pristina wtf is pristina
Largest city Pristina
Official language(s) Kosovar TF is Pristina??
Government Nobody cares
Declaration
 of Independence
Once of the Former Yugoslavian states that have broken up
Currency Euro
Religion Christianity NOT Islam! ISLAM SUCKS! KILL THEM!

Kosovo is a controversial possible country? Located in Serbia in the Yugoslavia area. It is recognized my most countries, except for the USSR with Putin, China with Winnie The Pooh, and other communist countries. It is full of drunk Albanians asking for gangbang time. It is also home to 1,000 purple dinosaurs.

It is a major hometown for the Purple Sandwiches Army, its military. It is a very small country, as big as South Carolina. Hopefully it will not join the Confederate States Of America like South Carolina did. It sometimes is known as "half-Serbia" because it is basically half-Serbia. Serbia hates it, because Serbia is Serbia and Kosovo is an asshole, so basically that kind of thing would happen.