Islamic Republic of America

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Islamic Republic of America
al-Jumhurriyyah al-Islamyyah al-Amrikiyyah
الجمهورية الإسلامية الأمريكية
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(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "God is the greatest, and that is why in Him we trust."
National Anthem: The Allah-Spanked Banner
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Official language Arabo-english
Capital Binladenabad
Government The American Leading Islamic Best Nationparty (short: TALIBAN)
President Obama Bin Biden
National Hero
International Hero Muhammad
Independence 2008
Currency Dulaar (formely Dolar)
Religion Bin ladenism, terrorism, islamism

The Islamic Republic of America, or IRA was formed on March 20, 2008 on the 5th anniversary of the 2003 Invasion of Iraq. It is headed by president for life Osama bin Laden and vice-president Saddam Hussein, who won a general presidential election in November 2007.

Founding[edit | edit source]

Bin Laden's rise to power was marked after the retirement of US president George Bush, who stepped down in 2007 due to becoming president of the Italio-Irish republic

After Bush stepped down, bin Laden re-emerged from hiding, and held a press conference in New York City to announce his candidacy of the 2007 presidential election. He also denied the charges of the September 11 terrorist attacks, citing his younger twin Posama bin Laden who caused the attacks.

bin Laden immediately formed the Ladenite Party, a party keen on restoring good relationships between Americans and Muslims, particularly those in the USA, Afganistan and Iraq. It also stressed values and principles of Islam, especially non-violence to achieve goals, and gathered force speedily, and had a membership of 99 million (as of 2007).

bin Laden won a landslide victory, against the incumbent vice-president Dick Cheney (Republican Party), Democratic Party candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton, and Green Party candidate Ralph Nader (later Darth Nader) by a margin of 30%. The Ladenite Party also secured a majority in the US Senate and US House of Representatives.

After his election, bin Laden proposed a constitutional change that would rename the United States of America the Islamic Republic of America and give it a new flag and motto ("in Allah we trust"), to be implemented on March 20, 2008, as remembrance of the 2003 invasion of Iraq. It granted continuation of the personal freedoms of its predecessor, but also with the rule of the Islam clergy alongside the president. Congress immediately passed it, albeit amendments to keep the two houses of Congress. A referendum was to be held on January 19 2008, on the eve of the inauguration of bin Laden as president. Despite opposition, such as the Taliban who are in league with Posama, employing terror tactics, the majority of the public voted overwhelmingly, with 75% in support in a 80 million voter turnout.

bin Laden was sworn in on January 20, 2008 amidst cheering crowds, but they were nothing compared to the swearing in of the President of the IRA and its birth on March 20. Over 100,000 people crowded in the capital Washington DC, and 95% of the population viewed it on television.

International Recognition[edit | edit source]

Since its formation, many governments have recognized the IRA, including Canada, China, Russia, and most countries of Europe, with the notable exception of the Holy See, which coincidentally also recognizes the Republic of China government on Taiwan as the legitimate government of China. The United Nations also passed a motion, allowing the IRA to join and replace the USA in the UN General Assembly and the UN Security Council.

War with New and Improved Mexico[edit | edit source]

Two years after its founding, the nation's tiny neighbor to the south, New and Improved Mexico, still would not recognize the the statehood of the new Islamic Republic. Thus started the Second Six-Day War, as the two fledgling nations battled over a one-square-mile island in the middle of the Rio Grande River between Old Mexico and the Islamic Republic of America. The war ended in a stalemate, with New and Improved Mexico signing a peace treaty to supply the Islamic Republic of America with 10,000 pounds of carne asada every year, and the Islamic Republic promising to supply New and Improved Mexico with five two-humped camels every other year.

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