Republic of Molossia
Republic of Molossia Molossia | |||||
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| Capital & Largest City | Baughston | ||||
| Demonym | Molossian | ||||
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| ‑ President | Kevin Baugh | ||||
| ‑ Vice President | Adrianne Baugh | ||||
Once upon a time in the far reaches of Dayton, Nevada, a quirky bunch of folks had a brilliant idea. They said, "Hey, why conquer the world when you can conquer 11.3 acres instead?" And thus, the Republic of Molossia was born! Founded in 1977, this motley crew, led by the indomitable Kevin Baugh, embarked on a quest for universal domination – starting as a micronation, of course. They're like the pint-sized Napoleon Bonapartes of our time, only with better haircuts.
In their audacious quest, they claimed ownership of a whole 11.3 acres of land, which they named their capital. But that wasn't enough for these mini-moguls; they also set their sights on the entire United States. Move over, stars and stripes – here comes the Molossian flag! They've got their own government, their own currency, and their own culture. If you ask them, they're basically a small-scale superpower.
History[edit | edit source]
But let's rewind to 1977 when it all began. Kevin Baugh and his partner-in-crime, James Spielman, created the Grand Republic of Vuldstein, a magical land born from their childhood fantasies. They decided to share the throne as co-presidents and got to work. Passports? Check. Stamps and coins? You bet. A snazzy flag, a coat of arms, and even a national anthem? They had it all! And they were off to the races, or rather, the make-believe nation-building.
Fast forward to 1980 when Baugh donned his military boots and headed off to West Germany. He joined the U.S. military and even had some run-ins with those pesky East German commie guards during military drills. Let's just say, those "commies" left an impression, and Baugh's not a fan. He's convinced they're still out there, and he's got a super powerful navy ready to obliterate the fuck out of us all if they dare resurface.
Now, in the annals of Molossian history, there's a bizarre twist: the Dictatorship of Kickassia. Yes, you read that right, Kickassia! Molossia faced an invasion by none other than the Nostalgia Critic (played by Doug Walker) and his gang of fuckers. They briefly took over Molossia with their dictatorship, "Kickassia". But you know what they say, you can't keep a good micronation down. Molossia got their country back two days later, and the official website treats this wild escapade as factual. Talk about a plot twist!
Government[edit | edit source]
Oh my fucking god, folks, let me tell ya 'bout Molossia's government – it's like, the bee's knees, right? It's a total presidential republic thing, and they got this supreme commander president, Kevin Baugh, who ain't takin' no guff from nobody! I mean, seriously, if you even think about disobeying him, you're in for a world of hurt!
Now, get this, the president, he's got more power than sleepy Joe. He can just whip up decrees and laws like it's nobody's business, and there ain't no checks or balances to slow him down. It's like democracy on turbo mode, dude!
But that's not all, Kevin's got his own little loyal squad of cronies, and they're all in on it too. And don't forget about the vice president, Adrianne Baugh – she's the prez's wifey, by the way. She don't officially do squat, but if Kevin's too busy or somethin', she can step in and be all "I'm in charge now!"